Lauren Graham Ayankha 'Mafunso Owotcha' a Ellen subtitles

Chabwino, ine ndiwerenga funso. Muyenera kuyankha chinthu choyamba chomwe chimabwera m'mutu mwanu. Kenako-- [DING] --ed batani. Koma iyenera kukhala yankho loona mtima, chabwino? Tsiku la Valentine ndi mawa. Ndi chinthu chachikondi chiti chomwe mwachitira munthu wina. [LAUGHTER] I-- I-- [DING] Ayi, zitatha, zitatha. Ndilibe? Kodi ndiye vuto? Inde. O. Kodi ndi chinthu chachikondi chiti chomwe mwachitira munthu wina? Mumachita zolemba zakuthambo ndi zinthu. Sindingapikisane. Nthawi iliyonse Portia amayenera kupita kunja kwa mzinda, ndipo sindili naye, Ndidadabwitsa. Ndipo ndimayitcha hotelo. Ndipo ndinazikonza. Ndipo adayika chinthu chachikulu chooneka ngati mitengo ya rose pa kama wake. Chifukwa chake akalowa m'chipindacho, kama wonse yophimbidwa ndi petulo yooneka ngati mtima. Ellen, ndiwe kabillionaire! Mutha kuchita izi! [LAUGHTER] Izi sizikuyenera - simuyenera kukhala kabillionaire to-- Ndikudziwa kukhala woganiza, iwe! [LAUGHTER] Kodi chinthu choyipitsitsa kwambiri chomwe mudachitapo ndi chiani? [DING] Kuvina pa bar-- Pambuyo! [DING] [LAUGHTER] Pambuyo. Kodi. Chabwino. Chifukwa simuyenera kulira? Ndi inu nokha amene mukusewera. [LAUGHTER] Zimandipangitsa kuganiza za Jeopardy. Ndipo ngati-- muyenera nthawi yomweyo. Zili ngati Yeopardy. Chabwino. Sichiri konse ngati Yeopardy. Ayi. [LAUGHTER] Kodi ndi chiyani chomwe mumakonda kuchita nokha? Werengani. [DING] Pepani. Ndizowona. Chomwe mumakonda-- Ndalandiridwa. Chani? Ndalimbikitsidwa kuti ndiziwerenga, ndikuganiza. Ayi, sanakutsanzireni. O. O, chabwino. Ayi, pali njoka zina zomwe timasungirako. Kodi chiwalo chanu chomwe mumakonda kwambiri pa anyamata kapena atsikana ndi chiyani? Butt. [LAUGHTER] Butt. [LAUGHTER] Izi zikuwoneka ngati mumazikonda. Ndimachikonda. Ngati mukuyang'ana njira ndipo mudzionera pa TV, kodi mudzayang'ana? Ayi. [DING] Ndi zinthu zitatu ziti zomwe mungatengeko pachilumba chopanda anthu? Kalata, cholembera, ndi tequila ina. [LAUGHTER] [DING] Tequila! [MALO] Ndi chinthu chabwino kwambiri chomwe chakupangirani sabata ino pakadali pano? Kukhala pano. Ndakusowa. Ndakusowani, inenso. [DING] [LAUGHTER] Kodi ndi ndani yemwe anali woyamba kutchuka yemwe simunakwatirane naye? Ndidakumana ndi Daniel Craig backstage ku Golden Globes. Ndipo ine ndinanena kena. Ndipo anaseka. Ndipo anali ngati, hahaha! Ndipo ine ndinali monga, o, ndikudziwa, zoseketsa, eti? [LAUGHTER] Anali wokongola komanso wabwino. Iye ndi wabwino. Ndiwokongola. [DING] Kodi ndi mafashoni ati omwe simukumvetsa? Sindikumvetsetsa za jeans zambiri zomwe zikuchitika. Ali ponseponse, ndipo ali pokhazikika. ndipo ali omasuka? Izi sizothandiza kwa aliyense. [LAUGHTER] Ndikuvomereza. [MALO] Kulondola? Kutali, kotayidwa. Chabwino. Kodi mumanama kwambiri za chiyani? Ine ndinangopita kwa adotolo. Ndine 5'9 ". Ndakhala 5'9 "moyo wanga wonse. Dokotala adati sindine 5'9 ". Ndine 5'8 ". Chifukwa chake ndakhala ndikunama moyo wanga wonse kuti ndine 5'9 ". Ine sindimadziwa basi. Ndine wamisala nazo. 5'9 "ndiye wozizira kwambiri, si choncho? [DINGING] Ayi! Z Playy Zowoneka Zowonera Zoey zowombetsa Sabata nthawi ya 9:00 ku NBC. Penyani. Amayimba. Ndipo ali pa bala. Ndipo akuvina. Tibwerera.

Lauren Graham Ayankha 'Mafunso Owotcha' a Ellen

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<text sub="clublinks" start="182.88" dur="0.5"> Ayi! </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="186.122" dur="3.108"> Z Playy Zowoneka Zowonera Zoey zowombetsa Sabata nthawi ya 9:00 ku NBC. </text>
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