Lauren Graham Anopindura 'Mibvunzo Inopisa' yaEllen subtitles

Zvakanaka, ndichaverenga mubvunzo. Iwe unofanirwa kupindura chinhu chekutanga chinouya mupfungwa dzako. Ipapo-- [DING] --hit the bhatani. Asi inofanira kuve iri mhinduro yakatendeka, OK? Zuva reValentine ramangwana. Icho chinhu chakanyanya rudo chawakaitira mumwe munhu. [LAUGHTER] I-- i-- [DING] Kwete, mushure, mushure. Handina kana? Iro dambudziko here? Ehe. Ah. Chii chinonyanya kudanana chawakaitira munhu? Unoita vanyori vekumatenga uye zvinhu. Handikwanise kukwikwidza. Pese paanofanira kubuda kunze kweguta, ini ndisipo naye, Ndakashamisika naye. Uye ndinodaidza hotera. Uye ndakaimisikidza. Uye ivo vanoisa hombe mwoyo-yakaita sechinhu chemahara petals pamubhedha wake. Saka kana achifamba achipinda mukamuri, mubhedha wese yakafukidzwa ne mwoyo-wakaita rose petal. Ellen, iwe uri kabillionaire! Unogona kuita zvinhu izvi! [LAUGHTER] Izvo hazvidi-- haufanirwe kuve kabillionaire kuti-- Ndinoziva kuve unofunga, ugh! [LAUGHTER] Ndechipi chinhu chinotyisa kwazvo chawakamboita? [DING] Wakatamba pabhawa-- Pashure! [DING] [LAUGHTER] Pashure. Ndazviwona. Zvese zvakanaka. Chikonzero haufanirwe kuchema mukati? Ndiwe wega uri kutamba. [LAUGHTER] Zvinoita kuti ndifunge nezve Jeopardy. Uye kana-- iwe unofanirwa ipapo. Zvakangofanana neJeopardy. Zvese zvakanaka. Haisi zvachose saJeopardy. Aihwa. [LAUGHTER] Ndeipi yako yaunofarira kuita wega? Verenga. [DING] Ndine hurombo. Ichokwadi. Chii chaunofarira-- Ndakafemedzeka. Chii? Ini ndakaridzirwa kuverenga, ndinofunga. Kwete, ivo havana kukuridza. Ah. Horaiti. Kwete, pane dzimwe nyoka dzatinochengeta ipapo. Ndeipi nhengo yako yemuviri yaunofarira pane vakomana kana vakadzi? Butt. [LAUGHTER] Butt. [LAUGHTER] Izvi zvinonzwika sekunge unonyatsozvida. Ndozvifarira. Kana iwe urikutarisisa kuburikidza nematanho uye iwe unozviona paTV, unozoona here? Kwete. [DING] Ndezvipi zvinhu zvitatu zvaungatore iwe pachitsuwa chasiiwa? Tsamba, peni, uye imwe tequila. [LAUGHTER] [DING] Tequila! [APA] Icho chinhu chakanakisa chakaitika kwauri vhiki rino kure kure? Kuva pano. Ndakusuwa. Ini ndakusuwa, futi. [DING] [LAUGHTER] Ndiani mukurumbira wekupedzisira wawakawana nyeredzi pamusoro? Ndakasangana naDaniel Craig backstage kuGolden Globes. Uye ini ndakataura chimwe chinhu. Uye akaseka. Uye anga akaita, hahaha! Uye ini ndanga ndakafanana, oo, ndoziva, zvinosekesa, handizvo? [LAUGHTER] Iye akange akanaka uye akanaka. Akanaka. Akanaka. [DING] Ndeipi fashoni maitiro iwe yausinganzwisise? Ini handinzwisisi yakawanda kudaro ye jeans zviri kuitika. Dzakakura, uye dzakasimwa, uye vakakwirisa? Izvo hazvibatsire chero munhu. [LAUGHTER] Ndinobvumirana. [APA] Rudyi? Yakakura, yakasimwa. Zvese zvakanaka. Chii chaunonyepa zvakanyanya? Ini ndakangoenda kuna chiremba. Ndiri 5'9 ". Ndave 5'9 "hupenyu hwangu hwese. Chiremba vakati handisi 5'9 ". Ndiri 5'8 ". Saka ndanga ndichinyepa hupenyu hwangu hwese nezvekuve 5'9 ". Ini ndanga ndisingazive. Ini ndinopenga nezvazvo. 5'9 "inotonhorera zvakanyanya, handizvo here?" [DINGING] Aihwa! Zoey's Extraential Playlist inosvikira maSvondo na9: 00 paNBC. Zvitarise. Inoimba. Uye ari pamabhawa. Uye anotamba. Tichadzoka.

Lauren Graham Anopindura 'Mibvunzo Inopisa' yaEllen

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<text sub="clublinks" start="123.464" dur="0.996"> [LAUGHTER] </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="124.46" dur="3.44"> Ndiani mukurumbira wekupedzisira wawakawana nyeredzi pamusoro? </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="167.03" dur="1.62"> Ndiri 5'8 ". </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="176.95" dur="4.408"> 5'9 "inotonhorera zvakanyanya, handizvo here?" </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="181.358" dur="1.522"> [DINGING] </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="182.88" dur="0.5"> Aihwa! </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="183.38" dur="2.742"></text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="186.122" dur="3.108"> Zoey's Extraential Playlist inosvikira maSvondo na9: 00 paNBC. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="189.23" dur="0.66"> Zvitarise. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="189.89" dur="0.57"> Inoimba. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="190.46" dur="0.84"> Uye ari pamabhawa. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="191.3" dur="0.69"> Uye anotamba. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="191.99" dur="1.82"> Tichadzoka. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="193.81" dur="1.19"></text>