Lauren Graham anajibu 'Maswali ya Kuungua' ya Ellen subtitles

Vema, nitasoma swali. Lazima ujibu jambo la kwanza ambalo huja akilini mwako. Basi - [DING] - kifungo. Lakini lazima iwe jibu la uaminifu, Sawa? Siku ya wapendanao ni kesho. Ni kitu gani cha kimapenzi zaidi ambacho umefanya kwa mtu. [LUGHA] I-- I-- [DING] Hapana, baada, baada. Sina yoyote? Je! Hiyo ni shida? Ndio. Ah! Je! Ni kitu gani cha kimapenzi zaidi ambacho umefanya kwa mtu? Unafanya waandishi wa angani na vitu. Siwezi kushindana. Wakati wowote Portia anapaswa kwenda nje ya mji, na mimi sio pamoja naye, Nilimshangaa. Na ninaita hoteli. Na niliiweka. Nao waliweka kitu kizuri-chenye umbo la petals juu ya kitanda chake. Kwa hivyo wakati anaenda ndani ya chumba, kitanda kizima imefunikwa na petal yenye umbo la moyo. Ellen, wewe ni kabillionaire! Unaweza kufanya haya! [LUGHA] Hiyo haina - sio lazima uwe kabillionaire kwa-- Najua kuwa na wasiwasi, wewe! [LUGHA] Je! Ni kitu gani cha kutisha ambacho umewahi kufanya? [DING] Imechezwa kwenye baa-- Baada ya! [DING] [LUGHA] Baada ya. Naona. Sawa. Sababu sio lazima upigie? Wewe ndiye tu unayecheza. [LUGHA] Inafanya mimi kufikiria Jeopardy. Na ikiwa - lazima mara moja. Ni kama Yeopardy. Sawa. Sio kabisa kama Yeopardy. Hapana. [LUGHA] Je! Ni kitu gani unachopenda kufanya peke yako? Soma. [DING] Samahani. Ni kweli. Ni nini unapenda-- Nilishikwa. Nini? Nilipata hisi ya kusoma, nadhani. Hapana, hawakupiga sauti. Ah! Kweli, sawa. Hapana, kuna nyoka tu tunazoweka hapo. Je! Ni sehemu gani upendayo ya mwili kwenye jinsia tofauti? Kitako. [LUGHA] Kitako. [LUGHA] Hiyo inasikika kama unaipenda sana. Ninapenda. Ikiwa unatazama njia na unajiona kwenye Runinga, utaangalia? Kamwe. [DING] Je! Ni vitu vipi vitatu ambavyo ungechukua pamoja nawe kwenye kisiwa kilichoachwa? Kijitabu, kalamu, na tequila fulani. [LUGHA] [DING] Tequila! [Makofi] Je! Ni jambo gani bora ambalo limetokea kwako wiki hii kufikia hapa; kufikia sasa? Kuwa hapa. Nimekukosa. Nimekukosa, pia. [DING] [LUGHA] Je! Nani alikuwa mtu mashuhuri wa mwisho ambaye umepata nyota? Nilikutana na mwambaa wa nyuma wa Daniel Craig huko Globu ya Dhahabu. Na nikasema kitu. Ndipo alicheka. Na alikuwa kama, hahaha! Na nilikuwa kama, oh, najua, ya kuchekesha, sawa? [LUGHA] Alikuwa mzuri na mzuri. Yeye ni mzuri. Yeye ni mrembo. [DING] Je! Ni mtindo gani ambao hauelewi? Sielewi sana ya jeans ambayo hufanyika. Wako pana, na wamepandwa, na wamefunguliwa juu? Hiyo haifai kwa mtu yeyote. [LUGHA] Nakubali. [Makofi] Haki? Upana, umepandwa. Sawa. Je! Unasema nini uwongo zaidi? Nilienda kwa daktari tu. Mimi ni 5'9 ". Nimekuwa 5'9 "maisha yangu yote. Daktari alisema mimi sio 5'9 ". Nina miaka 5'8 ". Kwa hivyo nimekuwa nikinama maisha yangu yote kuhusu kuwa 5'9 ". Sikujua tu. Nina wazimu sana juu yake. 5'9 "ni baridi sana, sivyo? [DINGING] Hapana! Orodha ya kucheza ya Zoey ya Ajabu inazunguka Jumapili saa 9:00 kwenye NBC. Iangalie. Anaimba. Na yuko bar. Na yeye hucheza. Tutarejea.

Lauren Graham anajibu 'Maswali ya Kuungua' ya Ellen

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