U-Lauren Graham uphendula 'Imibuzo evuthayo' ka-Ellen subtitles

Kulungile, ndiza kufunda umbuzo. Kuya kufuneka uphendule into yokuqala eza engqondweni yakho. Ke-- [DING] -enze iqhosha. Kodwa kufuneka ibe yimpendulo enyanisekileyo, Kulungile? Usuku lweValentine ngomso. Yeyiphi eyona nto ithandekayo oyenzele umntu. [I-LAUGHTER] Ndi-- [DING] Hayi, emva, emva. Andinayo? Ngaba yingxaki leyo? Ewe. Owu. Yeyiphi eyona nto ithandekayo oyenzele umntu? Wenza ababhali besibhakabhaka kunye nezinto. Andikwazi kukhuphisana. Nanini na xa uPortia kufuneka ephume edolophini, kwaye andikho naye, Ndiyamothusa. Kwaye ndibiza ihotele. Kwaye ndayibeka. Kwaye babeka into enkulu ebunjiweyo-yentliziyo ye-rose petals ebhedini yakhe. Ke xa engena egumbini, yonke ibhedi igutyungelwe sisimbumbulu sentliziyo. Ellen, uyi-kabillionaire! Ungazenza ezi zinto! [I-LAUGHTER] Oko akuthethi ukuba awuyifanelanga ukuba yi-kabillionaire ukuze Ndiyazi ukuba ndicinge, ugh! [I-LAUGHTER] Yeyiphi into eyoyikisayo owakhe wayenza? [DING] Umdaniswe kwibar-- Emva! [DING] [I-LAUGHTER] Emva. Ndiyabona. Konke kulungile. Ngaba awuzukukhala? Nguwe kuphela odlalayo. [I-LAUGHTER] Kuyandenza ndicinge ngeJeopardy. Kwaye ukuba-- ngoko nangoko. Inje ngeJeopardy. Konke kulungile. Ayifani kwaphela neJeopardy. Hayi. [I-LAUGHTER] Yintoni eyona nto uyithandayo? Funda. [DING] Uxolo. Yinyani. Yintoni oyithandayo-- Ndavuma. Intoni? Ndinikwe umbono wokufunda, ndiyacinga. Hayi, abakukhathalelanga. Owu. Oh Kulungile. Hayi, kukho iinyoka nje ezinye esizigcina phaya. Leliphi ilungu lomzimba eliyithandayo kwisini esahlukileyo? I-butt. [I-LAUGHTER] I-butt. [I-LAUGHTER] Oko kuvakala ngathi uyayithanda nyhani. Ndiyixabisule. Ukuba uyabhrawuza iziteshi kwaye uzibone kumabonakude, uyakubukela? Ungaze. [DING] Ngeziphi izinto ezintathu onokuthatha kunye nazo kwisiqithi esishiyiweyo? Incwadana yokubhala, usiba, kunye tequila ethile. [I-LAUGHTER] [DING] Tequila! [ISIBHENO] Yeyiphi eyona nto intle yenzekileyo kuwe kule veki? ukuthi ga? Ukuba lapha. Ndikukhumbule. Ndikukhumbule, nam. [DING] [I-LAUGHTER] Ngowuphi umntu odumileyo owafumanisa inkwenkwezi? Ndadibana noDaniel Craig ngasemva kwiGlobal Globes. Nditsho into. Uye wahleka. Kwaye wayefana, hahaha! Kwaye bendifana, owu, ndiyazi, iyahlekisa, akunjalo? [I-LAUGHTER] Wayemhle kwaye emhle. Ulungile. Umhle. [DING] Yeyiphi indlela yefashoni ongayiqondi? Andiqondi ukuba ingakanani i-jean eyenzekayo. Banzi, kwaye bahlwayelwe, kwaye baphakanyisiwe? Ayiloncedo nakubani na. [I-LAUGHTER] Ndiyavuma. [ISIBHENO] Kunene? Kubanzi, kutyalwe. Konke kulungile. Yintoni eyona nto uxoka ngayo? Ndivele ndaya kwagqirha. Ndingu-5'9 ". Ndibe ngu-5'9 "ubomi bam bonke. Ugqirha uthe andikho 5'9 ". Ndingu-5'8 ". Ke bendixoka ubomi bam bonke malunga nokuba'5'9 ". Bendingayazi. Ndiyaphambana. I-5'9 "ipholile kakhulu, akunjalo? [DINGING] Hayi! Uluhlu lokudlalisa uZoey oludlalwa ngokugqibeleleyo lomoya ngeCawa nge-9: 00 e-NBC. Yibukele. Uyacula. Kwaye ukwibha. Kwaye uyadanisa. Sibuyile.

U-Lauren Graham uphendula 'Imibuzo evuthayo' ka-Ellen

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<text sub="clublinks" start="57.67" dur="0.896"> [I-LAUGHTER] </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="123.464" dur="0.996"> [I-LAUGHTER] </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="124.46" dur="3.44"> Ngowuphi umntu odumileyo owafumanisa inkwenkwezi? </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="127.9" dur="2.79"> Ndadibana noDaniel Craig ngasemva kwiGlobal Globes. </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="139.92" dur="1"> [DING] </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="140.92" dur="2.41"> Yeyiphi indlela yefashoni ongayiqondi? </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="163.58" dur="0.63"> Ndingu-5'9 ". </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="164.21" dur="1.208"> Ndibe ngu-5'9 "ubomi bam bonke. </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="176.95" dur="4.408"> I-5'9 "ipholile kakhulu, akunjalo? </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="181.358" dur="1.522"> [DINGING] </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="182.88" dur="0.5"> Hayi! </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="183.38" dur="2.742"></text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="186.122" dur="3.108"> Uluhlu lokudlalisa uZoey oludlalwa ngokugqibeleleyo lomoya ngeCawa nge-9: 00 e-NBC. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="189.23" dur="0.66"> Yibukele. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="189.89" dur="0.57"> Uyacula. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="190.46" dur="0.84"> Kwaye ukwibha. </text>
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