ULauren Graham uphendula 'Imibuzo Evuthayo' ka-Ellen subtitles

Kulungile, ngizofunda umbuzo. Kufanele uphendule into yokuqala eza emqondweni wakho. Ngemuva kwalokho [DING] --Khetha inkinobho. Kepha kumele kube yimpendulo eqotho, kulungile? Usuku lukaValentine lungakusasa. Yini into yothando oluningi owenzele umuntu. [I-LAUGHTER] I-- I-- [DING] Cha, ngemuva, ngemuva. Anginayo? Ingabe lokho kuyinkinga? Yebo. Hhawu. Yini into yothando oluningi oyenzele umuntu? Wenza ababhali besibhakabhaka nezinto. Angikwazi ukuncintisana. Noma nini lapho uPortia kufanele aphume ngaphandle kwedolobha, futhi anginaye, Ngimangele. Futhi ngibiza ihotela. Futhi ngayibeka. Futhi babeka into enkulu ebunjiwe yinhliziyo yama-rose petals embhedeni wakhe. Ngakho-ke lapho engena egumbini, umbhede wonke embozwe ngensimbi enobuhlalu obukhula ngenhliziyo. Ellen, uyi-kabillionaire! Ungazenza lezi zinto! [I-LAUGHTER] Lokho akusho ukuthi - akudingeki ube yi-kabillionaire to-- Ngiyazi ukucabanga, ugh! [I-LAUGHTER] Yini into esabekayo owake wayenza? [DING] Udlalwe kubha-- Ngemuva! [DING] [I-LAUGHTER] Ngemuva. Ngiyabona. Kulungile. Imbangela akudingeki ukuthi ungene? Nguwe kuphela odlalayo. [I-LAUGHTER] Kungenza ngicabange ngeJeopardy. Futhi uma - kufanele khona lapho. Kufana neJeopardy. Kulungile. Akufani neze neJeopardy. Cha. [I-LAUGHTER] Yini into oyithandayo ukuyenza wedwa? Funda. [DING] Uxolo. Iqiniso. Yini okuthandayo-- Ngibingelele. Ini? Nginikezwe ihlombe lokufunda, ngiyacabanga. Cha, azange zikubongoze. Hhawu. O, kulungile. Cha, kukhona ezinye izinyoka esizigcina lapho. Yini oyithandayo yomzimba wobulili obuhlukile? UButt. [I-LAUGHTER] UButt. [I-LAUGHTER] Lokho kuzwakala sengathi uyayithanda. Ngiyayithanda. Uma uphenya iziteshi futhi uzibone uku-TV, uzokubuka? Ngeke. [DING] Iziphi izinto ezintathu ongazithatha uhambe nazo esiqhingini esilahliwe? Incwadi yokubhala, ipeni, ne-tequila ethile. [I-LAUGHTER] [DING] Tequila! [I-MAHLA] Yini enhle kakhulu eyenzeke kuwe kuleli sonto kwaze kwakude? Ukuba lapha. Ngikukhumbule. Ngikukhumbule, nami. [DING] [I-LAUGHTER] Kwakungubani usaziwayo wokugcina owathola inkanyezi? Ngihlangabeze emuva kukaDaniel Craig eGolden Globes. Futhi ngishilo okuthile. Futhi wahleka. Futhi wayefana, hahaha! Futhi benginjengokuthi, oh, ngiyazi, kuyahlekisa, kunjalo? [I-LAUGHTER] Wayemuhle futhi emuhle. Muhle. Muhle. [DING] Yini imfashini ongayiqondi? Angiqondi kangako ngejean okwenzekayo. Banzi, futhi batshaliwe, futhi bakhokhelwe phezulu? Lokho akusizi kunoma ngubani. [I-LAUGHTER] Ngiyavuma. [I-MAHLA] Kunjalo? Ububanzi, butshaliwe. Kulungile. Yini oyiqambela kakhulu? Ngivele ngaya kudokotela. Ngingu-5'9 ". Ngibe ngu-5'9 "impilo yami yonke. Udokotela uthe angingu-5'9 ". Ngingu-5'8 ". Ngakho-ke bengilokhu ngiqamba amanga impilo yami yonke ngokuba yi-5'9 ". Bengingazi nje. Ngiyahlanya ngempela ngalokho. I-5'9 "ipholile kakhulu, akunjalo? [DINGING] Cha! Uhlu lwadlalwayo lukaZoey olwejwayelekile Luyisikhathi sangeSonto ngo-9: 00 ku-NBC. Yibuke. Uyahlabelela. Futhi uku-bar. Futhi uyadansa. Sizobuyela.

ULauren Graham uphendula 'Imibuzo Evuthayo' ka-Ellen

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<text sub="clublinks" start="120.45" dur="2.514"> Ngikukhumbule, nami. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="122.964" dur="0.5"> [DING] </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="123.464" dur="0.996"> [I-LAUGHTER] </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="124.46" dur="3.44"> Kwakungubani usaziwayo wokugcina owathola inkanyezi? </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="127.9" dur="2.79"> Ngihlangabeze emuva kukaDaniel Craig eGolden Globes. </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="149.98" dur="1.934"> Lokho akusizi kunoma ngubani. </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="154.884" dur="0.982"> Kunjalo? </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="163.58" dur="0.63"> Ngingu-5'9 ". </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="164.21" dur="1.208"> Ngibe ngu-5'9 "impilo yami yonke. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="165.418" dur="1.612"> Udokotela uthe angingu-5'9 ". </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="167.03" dur="1.62"> Ngingu-5'8 ". </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="168.65" dur="2.805"> Ngakho-ke bengilokhu ngiqamba amanga impilo yami yonke ngokuba yi-5'9 ". </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="171.455" dur="3.135"> Bengingazi nje. </text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="176.95" dur="4.408"> I-5'9 "ipholile kakhulu, akunjalo? </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="181.358" dur="1.522"> [DINGING] </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="182.88" dur="0.5"> Cha! </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="183.38" dur="2.742"></text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="186.122" dur="3.108"> Uhlu lwadlalwayo lukaZoey olwejwayelekile Luyisikhathi sangeSonto ngo-9: 00 ku-NBC. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="189.23" dur="0.66"> Yibuke. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="189.89" dur="0.57"> Uyahlabelela. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="190.46" dur="0.84"> Futhi uku-bar. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="191.3" dur="0.69"> Futhi uyadansa. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="191.99" dur="1.82"> Sizobuyela. </text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="193.81" dur="1.19"></text>