Lauren Graham Answers Ellen’s ‘Burning Questions’ subtitles

All right, I'm going to read a question.You have to answer the first thing that comes to your mind.Then--[DING]--hit the button.But it must be an honest answer, OK?Valentine's Day is tomorrow.What's the most romantic thing you've done for someone.[LAUGHTER]I-- I--[DING]No, after, after.I don't have any?Is that a problem?Yes.Oh.What's the most romantic thing you've done for someone?You do sky writers and stuff.I can't compete.Whenever Portia has to go out of town, and I'm not with her,I surprise her.And I call the hotel.And I set it up.And they put a huge heart-shaped thing of rose petalson her bed.So when she walks into the room, the whole bedis covered with a heart-shaped rose petal.Ellen, you're a kabillionaire!You can do these things![LAUGHTER]That doesn't-- you don't have to be a kabillionaire to--I know to be thoughtful, ugh![LAUGHTER]What is the scariest thing that you've ever done?[DING]Danced on a bar--After![DING][LAUGHTER]After.I see.All right.Cause you don't have to ring in?You're the only one playing.[LAUGHTER]It makes me think of Jeopardy.And if-- you've got to--it right away.It's just like Jeopardy.All right.It's not at all like Jeopardy.No.[LAUGHTER]What's your favorite thing to do alone?Read.[DING]Sorry.It's true.What's your favorite--I got hissed.What?I got hissed for reading, I think.No, they didn't hiss you.Oh.Oh, OK.No, there's just some snakes we keep over there.What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?Butt.[LAUGHTER]Butt.[LAUGHTER]That sounds like you really like it.I like it.If you're flipping through the channelsand you see yourself on TV, will you watch?Never.[DING]What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?A notebook, a pen, and some tequila.[LAUGHTER][DING]Tequila![APPLAUSE]What's the best thing that's happened to you this weekso far?Being here.I've missed you.I've missed you, too.[DING][LAUGHTER]Who was the last celebrity that you got star struck over?I met Daniel Craig backstage at the Golden Globes.And I said something.And he laughed.And he was like, hahaha!And I was like, oh, I know, funny, right?[LAUGHTER]He was so cute and nice.He is nice.He's cute.[DING]What is a fashion trend you don't understand?I don't understand so much of jeans that's happening.They're wide, and they're cropped,and they're high waisted?That's not helpful to anybody.[LAUGHTER]I agree.[APPLAUSE]Right?Wide, cropped.All right.What do you lie most about?I just went to the doctor.I am 5'9".I've been 5'9" my whole life.The doctor said I am not 5'9".I'm 5'8".So I have been lying my whole life about being 5'9".I just didn't know.I'm really mad about it.5'9" is so much cooler, isn't it?[DINGING]No!Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist airs Sundays at 9:00 on NBC.Watch it.She sings.And she's on a bar.And she dances.We'll be back.

Lauren Graham Answers Ellen’s ‘Burning Questions’

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