SKIDA: ʻO ka Autobot i mahalo ʻole ʻia subtitles

He aha aʻe, kime! Er, e hana mākou i kahi 'nui un? Aia wau no ia! Ke manaʻo nei wau i ka palapala. No laila e lawe i kuʻu lima e like me kēia lā uku nui mākou i kahi Autobot make ʻole i ka maka ʻo wai ka mea i kāpae ʻia, backbenched, hoʻokuʻu ʻia, a hoʻowahāwahā ʻia no nā makahiki he nui, ma nā ʻano he nui! ʻAe e nā hoaaloha, ʻo kēia ka moʻolelo o Autobot perennial Skids hope loa, kēlā cubelad kuʻikahi kupaianaha ʻo wai nā mea i hala pinepine i nā hāmeʻa hou a me nā hana hou. ʻO kēia sodoma ʻilihune me ka Transformers mai kona wā mua loa a ke nānā wale ʻia ʻole ʻia - ʻaʻole naʻe ma kēia hale! No kēia lā, loaʻa iā Skids kāna kuleana - Thew style! No laila, i loko o ke ao holoʻokoʻa, Skidward kahiko ʻilihune ma aneʻi i hoʻohana ʻia me ka ʻehaʻeha i ka pāpāho maʻamau ʻo kona helehelena a pau he nani loa ia i kahi fart sloppy malie a hiki i ka hopena o kāna hele ʻana i kāna mau makahiki he kanakolu. Pēlā nō. ʻO wau paha, ua hana ʻo ia i kekahi mea i G1? E like me, ua hōʻike ʻo ia ma ka papakaumaka, akā he mea nānā wale ʻo ia kaawale mai kēlā manawa hoʻokahi ua holo ʻo ia a laila hoʻohana lākou i kāna ʻāpana ola ʻole i kekahi ʻano noho aliʻi lopako weliweli. Kuʻu meʻe. ʻOiai ʻo ia e paʻi, kaulana paha ʻo ia no ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻauʻau sponge soapy weliweli akā ʻo ka mea wale nō āna i hana ai i hoʻomanaʻo wau ʻo ia ka manawa ʻo ia, eh, exploded into oblivion. ʻO ia nō kēlā. ʻO kāna neʻe inoa ia. Akā e like me ka nui o nā mea hewa o ka honua, manaʻo wau e iho nui ʻia i lalo i kahi alakaʻi hewa. ʻO ia, i ke kakahiaka nui '80, he hana mammoth kā ​​ka kime Hasbro ma ko lākou mau lima me nā huapalapala he nui e hoʻomohala a mākeke, a ʻo Skids wale nō ka mea e heʻe i loko o nā māwae. He mea pāʻani kāna i hana nui ʻia me ka lawe ʻana i hope, ʻaʻohe makaʻu ʻia i nā pale me ka ʻole o kahi wahi paʻa i nā laina line 1984 a i ʻole '85, lumbered me ka inoa inoa hope loa i loko o ka bākeke, kahi ʻano bio ikaika loa, a kahi inoa - ʻoiai e hana ana i nā kaʻa ʻenehana - hana mau iā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka poopoo. A ʻoki maoli i kaʻu hoki ʻoiai ʻo ia he nonentity, 'cos noʻu, ʻo G1 Skids ka maʻalahi o kekahi o nā kaʻa Autobot mua loa! He koʻikoʻi wau. 3 kiʻekiʻe loa! 'Cos nānā aku! He kiʻi nani kēia e lawe i kēlā hoʻolālā carformer quintessential - pahu umauma, nā puka ʻēheu, nā mele āpau - a hana iā ia iho me kahi kaila chonky square lad style i hiki ʻole i ka mea ʻē aʻe ke huki. ʻAʻole i HOAʻO kekahi e huki maoli. ʻO ia wale nō e ʻālohilohi i kahi ala ʻoluʻolu a leʻaleʻa loa hoʻi i loko o kēlā uliuli metallic blue me nā sticker silvery retro kahiko a pau, cheeky ʻulaʻula pulima a me nā wāwae a me ka lole wāwae a me ka liʻiliʻi chromey poepoe headlight nips! A loaʻa wau i ke kino ʻo ia ke nānā aku iā ia. ʻAʻole hāʻawi pololei ʻo ia i ka ikaika koa koa badass me kona kiʻekiʻe leggy kiʻekiʻe a me nā lima kuʻe lima ʻole akā hana ia i mea haʻahaʻa ma mua o kāna mau hoa? ʻO kēia ka puke aʻo G1! E like me, loaʻa iā ia ke koina koi o nā mea kaua silvery a me ka launcher rocket aʻu e ʻike ʻole ai ua hana ʻia, o ka articulation's patically pathetic, a leʻaleʻa ʻo ia i kēlā me kēia. ʻO ia kā mākou makemake e pili ana iā G1! He mea maoli kēia e like me ka loaʻa! ʻO Skids kahi livin '80s kitsch nalu mua a ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia iā ʻoe e hōʻoia iā ia. Akā hana wau. E haʻi iā ia he uʻi ʻo ia. ʻLelo. Hoʻololi - e like me ke kāne - ʻaʻole hiki ke pale ʻia. ʻO kahi crumplestiltskids pelekane nani a paʻakikī ʻole i kahi ʻano o ka hihia me kahi maneuver hōʻailona kūʻokoʻa aʻu e makemake ai e kāhea i ke poʻo pale pale pale poʻo. E like me ka wehe ʻana o ka pāpale kapu a huli ke poʻo robo liʻiliʻi a pelu aku no laila ke kumu i loaʻa ʻole ai iā ia ka ʻāʻī maikaʻi ʻole i hana ʻia e ka nui o lākou. He neʻe ikaika ia, a nāna kāna! A ʻo kēia ʻano ʻo Honda City Turbo alt kahi hauʻoli puʻupuʻu liʻiliʻi o kahi mea! E nānā, ʻike ʻoe he mea hānai wau no ka minimobile polū chunky, a ʻo Skids ka ʻoi loa o ka bluest. He hoʻoheheʻe wale ia iaʻu, e ke kāne, like ia me koʻu nāwaliwali pololei. 'ʻOi, maikaʻi, mai kahi manaʻo loiloi loina loiloi loea ʻoihana ka loaʻa ʻana o nā pākeke a me ka rubsign a me ka ʻāpana o ka make i makemake ai ka poʻe ʻohiʻohi a me nā puka hana a me nā kīpoki e hana i nā mea ʻoi aku ka nui o nā hiʻohiʻona ma mua o ka hapa nui o nā kaʻa Autobot o kēia au akā i loko ou e nānā wale wau 'me ka hauʻoli! Makemake wau e ʻapo i kēia mea i ka lā holoʻokoʻa! Makemake au e paʻi iā ia ma ke poʻo e like me ka hamster a hānai iā ia i kahi huaʻi. Pākani ʻia wau. Pehea ke aloha ʻole o ka honua i kēia mea !? Pehea i loaʻa ʻole ai iā mākou he 50 o kēia mau mea? ʻIno wau. Kuhi au ʻaʻole like ia me kahi kaʻa haʻuki leʻaleʻa a i ʻole ke kahua kaua hakakā badass. Manaʻo wau no ke kumu a lākou i hāʻawi ai i kēia i ka backstory luʻuluʻu. 'Cos ke hana ʻoe' me kahi hui o nā supercars malihini weliweli, ʻo wai ka makemake e lilo i ka hatchback hōʻeha ʻole? ʻAʻole e like me kēia ʻaʻole e hoʻolilo iā ʻoe i megastar akā ʻoi aku ka manaʻo o Skids i hoʻokumu ʻia i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo aʻo ia ka mea hou aʻe aʻu e makemake ai mai kahi lopako i kahi huna. Hiki paha i ʻehā o kēia mau pā i kau ʻia ma koʻu alanui i kēia manawa a ʻaʻole wau e hāpai i kahi kuʻemaka ʻike ʻole. ʻOi aku ka maʻalahi o kēia runabout liʻiliʻi ma mua o nā keiki maikaʻi i huli i, e like me, Lamborghinis space, a me hoʻokahi kaʻa heihei kikoʻī. Hōʻike maikaʻi loa, e nā ʻōpio, e hoʻopili pono ʻoe i loko. ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike iā Drive? ʻO Doot-de-doot-de-doooo! Ooh, ke ʻano Adorable Tiny Car Mode Doot-de-Doo, ʻo ia ... MERCHANDISABLE! No laila, ʻike ʻoe i kaʻu manaʻo? ʻO Skids kahi hōkū helehelena kū hoʻokahi me kahi hoʻolālā kūpanaha a me kahi ton o ka puʻuwai Autobot ikaika aʻo ia paha ʻo Diacloney mau loa o nā keikikāne kaʻa mua i lawe ʻia mai. ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, ua hoʻohana mua ʻole ʻia ʻo ia i nā Transformers e aneane like ke ʻano kūlohelohe e noʻonoʻo i kēia me he mea pāʻani Diaclone! Maliʻa paha nānā wau i nā kumuwaiwai he nui loa, nui loa nā Toy Galaxy - inā aia kekahi mea - akā hiki iaʻu ke kiʻi maʻalahi aku i kēia mea pāʻani scootin 'a puni kahi o kēlā me kēia kūlanakauhale kūlanakauhale polū lani lani nani e kau ana ma kekahi hoʻolaha TV Takara ma mua o ... nā laser shootin 'ma Decepticons? ʻAʻole ia e hana i kēlā. Akā me nā mea āpau e noʻonoʻo nei, eia nō naʻe, iaʻu, ka mea pāʻani Skids hope loa i like a like paha me Skids 'cos a i loko o ka honua i puni i ka nostalgia, ʻaʻole i hoʻokele maoli ʻo Skids e hana i kahi comeback kūpono. ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, aia kekahi mau keiki Skids hou, akā he wehewehe koʻikoʻi lākou āpau a like paha, nā kiʻi kahaha ʻano ʻē. E laʻa me Robots In Disguise Skid-Z, ʻo wai ... maikaʻi, ʻaʻole maopopo ia ʻaʻole ke kāne like, akā iā ia ka inoa, ʻano! He aha kēlā, Skid-Zuh? Skid-Zee? Skid-Zed? He aha ke ʻano o ka inoa ʻo Gobot-ass? E hele, hoʻomaha-Q! Akā e nānā, ʻo RID Skid-Z ma aneʻi i loaʻa kahi mea holoʻokoʻa, e huli ana i kahi hana kupaianaha ma ke ʻano he punk ʻōpio turbo-revvin me ka hoʻokūkū hoʻokūkū hoʻokūkū koʻikoʻi 'i nānā hewa ʻole ʻo ia i kahi ʻuhane hoʻokele Formula 1 !? Mākaʻikaʻi paha ʻo Skid-Z! Malamalama. No laila ʻaʻole maopopo ʻo Zedhead e pili me kā mākou Hondabot haʻahaʻa - ʻoi aku ʻo ia i kahi Mirage-a-like, i hoʻokumu ʻia ma ke ʻano o ka Machine Wars Mirage a laila ua hoʻokumu ʻia ma kahi hoʻolālā i hoʻopau ʻia mai G2. Nui nā mea a puni i kēlā manawa - RID, Machine Wars, Robot Masters, Beast Wars II - ua drippin lākou āpau me G2 overspill. Akā ʻo kēlā mau mea paʻa paʻa, kāne! Ua kūpono lākou i kahi hana! He ʻakaʻaka lākou, he nui kā lākou e hāʻawi aku ai, a ʻaʻole lākou i pili maoli no 5 a 6 mau makahiki paha. Manaʻo nui. Eia nō naʻe, ʻaʻano graceless a ʻūlū ke ʻano lopako me ka umauma racecar nui a me nā lālā kūpilikiʻi kūpilikiʻi. akā maikaʻi ʻo ia, ʻano, a nānā pololei ʻo ia i ka swish i kēia hui wiwo ʻole o ka magenta ʻōlinolino, ke kīʻaha metallic, a me ka beige kūleʻa maikaʻi ʻole a keʻokeʻo paha i hoʻokahi manawa me kahi smack ikaika o ka paipū kukui lani! A ma ke ʻano he keiki gim2ick-obsess G2, kūkulu maoli ʻia ʻo ia e pili ana i kēia ace liʻiliʻi flipchange automorph lever a ʻo kēia ʻano F1 flamboyant, ʻo ia nō kahi haʻalulu! E nānā iā ia me kāna mau groove holoholo cruisin 'a me nā chops heihei ballsy! A ʻaʻole wau e ʻike inā ʻo wau wale nō ia, akā aia kekahi mea e pili ana i kēia e manaʻo nei he 50 mau makahiki me nā kala soda momona a me ka lipine Coca-Cola, e like me kahi Coke lana, flashin 'kekahi ʻano Chevy fender bulge me nā ʻano ʻēheu pālua-ākea! He excitin kēia e like me gettin 'i kēia lā! No ka mea i ka manawa aʻe e kū mai ka inoa Skid-Z ma hope o kēia kāne ma Armada Mini-con. A kahi mea shitty kekahi pū kekahi! E like me, ma hope o ka pau ʻana o ka manaʻo no nā mea pāʻani Armada maoli, ua hoʻopau lākou i ka pahu ʻana i kahi pūʻulu o nā Beast Wars Transmetal recolours. e hoʻonui i nā nalu hope, a ʻo Skid-Z wale nō ka inoa a lākou i paʻi ai ma kahi Mini-con - kekahi o ELUA Mini-cons i hoʻolei ʻia i loko me kekahi o kēlā mau! E kamaʻilio e pili ana i slummin 'ia! ʻOi aku e like me Skid-Z-List. No laila e neʻe ana mākou i kēlā mea a lele i mua i ka hoʻi semi-kūleʻa o Skids i kona kino polū poloka ma Alternators / Binaltech - ka lālani no laila dicey inoa lākou ia i pālua - ʻoiai, ʻaʻole mākou i uhi i kēlā wā ma mua, ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea hoʻāla G1 mua mai ka waena waena o 2000. ʻO kēia ke ala hou o ka makahiki 1984, no laila ʻo ia kahi wahi kūpono loa no Skids e mākala ai a hoʻokau i kona wahi i nā hoʻokūkū nunui. Akā nui me koʻu inaina e ʻōlelo aku, ua ʻano like paha ia me he mea hoʻomākeʻaka? E nānā ʻo Cos i kēia mea koko! He dorkus ia! Hele wale mai ia a heleleʻi a daft me kahi ʻano ʻē o ka ʻōpū pia ʻino e iho ana ke hoʻohaʻahaʻa nei i kāna mau lima luhi a me ka pīkī pōpilikia. Akā nō naʻe, ʻano maikaʻi ia! E ʻōlelo i kāu makemake, he mīkini koʻikoʻi kēia! Loaʻa iā ia kēlā bombast Binaltech kūikawā kupaianaha, momona maikaʻi ʻia me ka bang visual, heftily hearty handfeel a me ka hanohano labyrinthine ʻenehana me kēlā mau poʻo poʻo legit a me ka pale i loko o ka poʻohiwi, nā ʻāpana poʻohiwi ʻeleʻele kaumaha a me ka hoʻokele hana maʻamau mau! A like, puʻupuʻu nā wāwae me he shit lā, akā ola lākou! Loaʻa iā ʻoe kēia mau ʻāpana shin nui, nā ʻūhā kālā cheeky me nā kui kuʻe ʻeleʻele bruisin, aʻo kēia mau kāmaʻa dumpy trapezium he mea hoʻopilikia loa! E waiho i kēia ala - pehea ʻoe e poina ai i kēia mea? He clumpy-ass charismatic chungus hiki ʻole ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia me ka ikaika Autobot kupaianaha a ʻaʻole loa e nānā ʻia. Pono kēlā e lilo i kekahi o nā hoʻololi loa loa, e ke kāne. E like me, no ke keikikāne Binal, he kiki freaky kēia! Kuhi ʻole kāna wahi boob āpau i waho i kahi lāʻau me kona poʻo ma kahi lāʻau ʻē aʻe, Flips a milo ʻo kēlā a me kēia a paʻa nā lima i ka hope o kona ʻāʻī !? ʻOiaʻiʻo, inā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo iā ʻoe iho he mea makemake i ka Transformer, pono ʻoe e nānā i kēia mea i ke kanaka ma ka liʻiliʻi i hoʻokahi manawa, no ka noiʻi. Akā ʻae, ʻo kēia ka mea a Binaltech i koho ai e hoʻohou i nā Skids kahiko ma ke ʻano he pēpē Toyota nui. ʻIke wau iā Binaltech e ola nei a make ma kāna ʻano kaʻa, a like, akā he stodgy a uncool ʻole paha kēia kaʻa, ka hana a lākou i huli ai i Transformer? Haki ia! E like me ka nānā ʻana, no laila ua lako pono ʻia me nā puka ʻehā e hana ana, kahi pāpona engine bitey, a me kahi i loko e like me kahi wahi anuanu maikaʻi e noho ai. E haʻi wau - ua puka aʻe kona mau noho mua i hoʻokahi manawa a ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻihoʻi iā lākou i laila no ke ola o wau, no laila he mea kōkua lākou i kēia manawa. A mahalo i ka Lani kēia ka Takara me kēlā cast dense-ass make a me ka ʻole o kēlā mau tampo ahi Smash-Mouth-ass weliweli. Pākuʻi popo cheeky ma laila. Bonus! Makemake wau e haʻi ʻole i kekahi mea e pili ana i kēia ʻaʻala o Ironhide, ka mea i ʻike maka ʻole ʻia mai ka poʻe alternators. a ʻo kēia kaʻa kaʻa chunky me kona pāpale kila poepoe e kūpono iā ia akā ke kuhi nei paha wau i koi ka Toyota reps i ka polū no laila ua hoʻokuʻu lākou iā ia no Skids i ka minuke hope? ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu no ka mea ʻoiaʻiʻo, akā ʻano maʻamau kēlā pehea ka mālama ʻia ʻana o Skids. ʻO wau e ʻōlelo, paona no ka paona, ʻo kēia paha ka pāʻani Skids maikaʻi loa loa, a inā ma ka fluke wale nō i hiki ai. ma ke ʻano he hopena hope loa e hoʻokō ai i kahi kuleana kūwaho, ʻo ia kahi hana Skids maikaʻi loa. ʻO Fatshame inā pono ʻoe - hōʻailona kēia. No laila, noʻonoʻo ʻia nā mea āpau, makemake wau e mālama maikaʻi ʻo Binaltech Skidneybean! ʻO kēlā wā holoʻokoʻa kahi vibe, e ke kāne. E like, me he mea lā ua buzzed ia e lawe i 'Transformers hoʻi i kāna kumu maoli maoli kaʻa ʻuhane, ua kūkulu akāka ʻia me ke aloha, a ʻo friggin 'ʻo ia! A laila ua kiʻi ʻia nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. I kēia manawa, e like me ka nui o koʻu manaʻo e pili ana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, e pale mau wau i ke akeakamai hoʻolālā. 'Cos ʻaʻole i hele a pau i kaʻu makemake akā ua hiki mau iaʻu ke ʻike i nā mea i loko aʻu e makemake ai, he ʻano ia o ka mana i aloha nui nā poʻe he nui, he kūpono loa ia, a ua hiki i ke kālā ke kōkua i nā wahi ʻē aʻe o ka franchise. Makemake ʻoe e hana i ka Titan Class Scorponok, kūʻai aku ʻoe ma o kekahi mau hihia o Bumblebees, maikaʻi? ʻIke mākou i kēia. A like, me ka hoʻowahāwahā i ka noʻonoʻo o #NotMyTransformers, ʻaʻole kēia kaʻu Skids. ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake e ʻike i kaʻu Skids. A ʻaʻole ia e like me kāna mea e hana ai me kēia Skids! E like me kā mākou i ʻike ai - he inoa wale nō. Hiki iā mākou ke kaʻana. ʻAʻole wau e hoʻāʻo i ke kanaka "ruined my Childhood". ʻO ia wale nō, hānai kēia kanaka! ʻAʻole wau e pili ana iā ʻoe, akā noʻu, me nā bots kiʻiʻoniʻoni, aia mau kēlā wahi liʻiliʻi o ka "hm, ʻaʻole kēlā kona ʻano!" "ʻAʻole ʻōmaʻomaʻo Ratchet!" Akā me ka hapanui o lākou, ʻaʻole paʻakikī e ʻae. E like me, ʻaʻole like ʻo Soundwave me Soundwave, akā ke hana nei ʻo ia i nā mea sneaky kamaʻilio, loaʻa iā ia nā mea kamaʻilio ma luna ona, maikaʻi kēlā. A ʻoiai me ka poʻe e kaʻana like i ka inoa, ʻaʻole paʻakikī ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i kēia kāne mai kēlā kāne. E like me, ʻaʻole ia ʻo Hot Rod e like me kaʻu e ʻike ai iā ia, akā maikaʻi. E ʻike i kāu mea i loaʻa! Akā me Skids like ia, f ** k ʻoe. He ʻano hana ʻāpiki kolohe ʻo ia i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni like ʻole pū kekahi me kahi hoʻolālā hoʻoweliweli ʻino a me nā lāhui hoʻokalakupua a kapa maoli lākou iā ia nā "Skids" NO KA mea e like me ke kuʻi ʻana. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka pae haʻahaʻa e hana nei mākou ma aneʻi. ʻO ka mea haʻahaʻa o ka browest. Akā maikaʻi ʻole ka mea pāʻani, ke hele lākou! 'Cos maʻamau, nani loa ka hoʻopaʻi o nā mea pāʻani i hāʻule! E like, hana maikaʻi ʻia, kikoʻī kikoʻī a hiʻona waiwai, He hana liʻiliʻi a maka nui loa ia, akā ʻo ia kona ʻano! Ua maikaʻi kā Articulation, loaʻa iā ia kekahi mau mea leʻaleʻa leʻaleʻa akā he unobtrusive gimmicks ... (ʻakaʻaka) E hele mai! (wheezelaughs) ... a e like me ka mea i hilinaʻi ʻia no nā mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni, maikaʻi maoli nō ke ʻano o ke kaʻa. Loaʻa iā ia ka snazz. Akā ʻo ka pilikia o kēia mea pāʻani he mea pāʻani o ke ʻano o ke ʻano. ʻIno wale wau iā ia. E nānā i kona alo. Screw i kēia kanaka. ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo he lawe hihiu kēia, akā ʻo Skids a me Mudflap maoli kekahi o nā wahi haʻahaʻa i ka mōʻaukala holoʻokoʻa o Transformers. A ʻo ka mea kikiki maoli no kēia Skids ʻoi aku ka nui o ke alo o ka Skids aʻu e makemake ai - ʻoi aku ka manawa o ka kānana, ʻoi aku nā mea pāʻani - i hoʻolilo kēia dipshit snotgoblin i mana nui o Skids. A ʻo ia nā Skids WAIWAI! Ua like ʻo ia me ka kolohe o ka Skids! Hana ʻo Friggin 'Jolt i nā Skids ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o Skids. ʻO ia wale nō ke kumu paʻa o kēlā me kēia pilikia a nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i puhi a hoʻonui a hoʻonui hoʻi i lalo i kekahi ʻano a hoʻokomo pololei ʻia i loko o kou lua o ka lolo a ʻoi aku mākou i ka ʻino no ka ʻike. Hm! Eia naʻe, he wahi ʻeha nō naʻe. Kuhi mākou e hoʻolei pōkole i kēia mana papa Legion i kāna deco cybergoth ʻike pinepine ʻole ʻia mai Dark of the Moon kahi, i ka mea i ʻae ʻia he neʻe ʻo Skids loa, ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo ia mai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ahh, inaina ʻoe ke ʻike aku. Eia naʻe, ua kiʻi iki ʻia nā mea no Skids ke hoʻi hou ʻo ia i kāna aʻa polū i ka mokuna 2013 o nā hanauna! I kēia manawa, ʻike ʻoe iaʻu. ʻO nā hanauna kaʻu jam! ʻO Movieverse kaʻu marmalade! ʻO nā kaua holoholona holoholona kaʻu bovril. No laila ʻo kēia kahi a mākou i loiloi ai i kēlā manawa. Mai nānā ia, he wikiō kolo ia. He weliweli ka ʻelemakule! Akā i kēlā manawa, ʻoluʻolu maoli wau i ke ʻaoʻao a nā Generations e neʻe nei i loko. E like me, ke hele nei lākou me ka paʻakikī i ke kaila IDW, aia mākou i kahi mea pā i lalo e like me Jhiaxus a me Chromia, iki o Armada a me nā holoholona holoholona i ka hele, ua rad! ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kali e ʻike i kahi e hele nei! A no ka maikaʻi he mea hoihoi ia i ʻelua mau mahina, no ka mea, ua hele mai ke Kaua Nui a hōʻiliʻili i nā mea āpau i borin 'G1 lehulehu-ʻoluʻolu ka mea, ʻaʻole hiki ke namunamu! Ua aloha au i nā Kaua Nui. Aloha au i ka G1 hauʻoli-lehulehu. Aia wau i ka lehulehu. Akā ua haʻalele ka Skist a me Trailcutter a ... kēlā mea Mini-con i waho i ke anuanu, 'i kēia manawa kū lākou i waho o ka lehulehu, akā no nā kumu kūpono ʻole. ʻAʻole like kēia me kahi haʻalele hoihoi. He abberation kēia! A ʻo ka mea, ʻaʻole maikaʻi! E like me, aloha mau wau i ka alt-mode supoʻu liʻiliʻi, a maikaʻi mau ka ʻike ʻana i kahi hana o Head Hood Flip Flap. ʻO ia ka moʻomeheu Skids. Akā like, hewa nā kole. Lana ka manaʻo o nā wāwae! ʻO nā poʻohiwi he ʻīlio ʻīlio! Kū pololei ka helehelena a hele ʻole nā ​​pū i overcompensatey. ʻAʻole leʻaleʻa wale ia! A hilahila loa ia, 'cos he mea nui kēia no Skidney Poitier. E like me, ua loaʻa ʻo ia i kahi holo maikaʻi i nā mea komikina ma kahi i loaʻa ai iā ia kona mau wāwae ma ke ʻano he adnes amnesiac enigmatic me ka mana nui o Megalearning! ʻO Friggin 'nerd. Akā i ke kaʻina manawa kahi e weliweli ai ʻo Skids, ua ʻokiʻoki ʻo ia me kahi downer weliweli e hoʻopau ana, kahi - maikaʻi, nā mea hao wale ma 3, 2, 1 ... ua hilahila ʻo ia iā ia iho a pohā kona ʻuhane a laila hāmau ʻo ia i lalo i kona make, alo i lalo, e kolo ana i kāna ʻōpū a laila ʻo kāna hoa aloha i ke ao holoʻokoʻa ua kāpae pono i kāna mau hoʻomanaʻo āpau iā ia mai kāna lolo !? (kaniʻuhū) No laila e ʻae ʻoe iaʻu i kēia pono - ʻaʻole wale ʻo Skids i make no ka kumu ʻole, he aha ia? ʻO kekahi mea e pili ana i kahi hui kime manawa ʻole a lākou e makemake nui ai no ka mea aia ʻo Megatron ma laila a ikaika ʻo ia? ʻAʻole wale kēlā, akā ua hana lākou i kahi ʻāpana ukali holoʻokoʻa e pili ana i ka hāʻawi ʻole ʻia o kahi mea. Pehea i hele aku ai kāna hoa aloha maikaʻi ʻole e hāʻawi i kahi kolo! Ke hoʻonui nei wau i ka hoʻonui ʻana, akā ʻo ia ka mea i hana ʻia. E like me - ʻo ia ke kumukūʻai o Skids e hopu nei i kahi hoʻomaha? Ke hoʻowahāwahā nei ke ao i kēia kanaka i kahi kūleʻa āpau e hālāwai me ka luku ʻia ʻana mai ka noho ʻana? Ma waho o ka manaʻo o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe !? He aha hou aʻe kāu e hana aku ai iā ia? Makemake ʻoe e hoʻopau pākahi i kēlā me kēia o kona mau molekiʻi ʻoiai mākou ma ia !? ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka hōʻino ʻole! ʻAe, ʻo ia ka hopena o nā mea luku. Eia nō naʻe, ma hea kākou i kēia manawa? He aha ka mea hou? ʻĀ, piha mālamalama, ʻo wau maoli hedgin 'kaʻu mau pili e hana nei i kēia wikiō no kahi liʻiliʻi 'cos hapa o aʻu i lana ai paha he Skids hou e hele mai ana mai ke Kaua No Cybertron trilogy e mālama pono ia me kāna waihona kālā Masterpiece aesthetic a me kahi mele maikaʻi loa akā ke ʻike nei e like me ka nui o ka hōʻike ʻana o ka laina holoʻokoʻa holoʻokoʻa a hōʻike ʻia i loko o nā kumuwaiwai me nary kahi ʻāpana o Skiddy maikaʻi. ʻo kēia nō ka mana hou loa o ol 'Steak a me Skidney a hiki mai ka pocket pōkole o ka manawa ke kuhi hewa nā mea āpau no hoʻokahi kauwela. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke huhū ua hoʻāʻo lākou i kahi mea ʻokoʻa, akā ua neʻe mākou. Ua hala 7 mau makahiki! Ua loaʻa i nā poʻe āpau ka hana hana! Chromia, friggin 'Hoist, Doubledealer, Springer! Ua aloha nā poʻe āpau iā Springer a ua loaʻa hou iā ia kekahi! Akā ʻaʻole ʻo Skids! Ke hana nei mākou me kēia spook disinfectant outmoded. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hilinaʻi ua hoʻohou mākou i nā mana G1 ʻoluʻolu o ka lehulehu i kēlā me kēia ʻano a koe wale ʻo Skids. Manaʻo wau ʻo Generations Skids ka mea pāʻani maikaʻi loa e noho ai i kēia kūlana no ka mea ʻaʻole ia e kū! 'Cos no hoʻokahi mea, ma ke ʻano he mea hana i ka ʻike, makemake wau i kaʻu mau wikiō e piʻi i luna ma kahi. Hāʻawi mākou i kā mākou keikikāne i kahi lanakila nui ʻole! Pono mākou i kēlā denouement! A no kēlā mea, makaʻu wau e haʻalele mākou i ka palena manawa kūhelu a hele hewa i loko o nā nahelehele o fanfic laikini ʻole. WoOoOoOoOoOo! ʻAe, e kau iā lākou inā ʻoe no ka Master X Series Savant mai nā holoholona kolu a X-Transbots kahi aʻu e ʻoluʻolu ai me ke kāhea ʻana i kahi kokoke loa e kiʻi mākou i kahi Skrip Masterpiece! 'E nānā ʻo Cos i kēia! ʻO XTB Savant kahi ʻāpana nani nani e hōʻike ana i kahi pae o ka waiwai e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ai i ke ola a me ka lokomaikaʻi haʻahaʻa. e koi iaʻu e kuhikuhi iā ia he "ʻāpana". Me he mea lā, he mea kupaianaha ia i ka lima! He kaupaona ia a paʻa a laumania hoʻi me kahi manaʻo palekiko kaumaha a me nā metala ʻono i kahi kūpono - ʻokoʻa i kēia kaha. Ikaika nā silina a me ka silky a pane a me ke Akua, nānā ʻo ia i ka maikaʻi loa 'maikaʻi! ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo aia kahi maikaʻi maikaʻi, hōʻuluʻulu helu o kekahi ʻano me kēlā friggin 'workaday Honda hood no kahi kino. Piha piha koʻu ʻuhane i kēia manawa! ʻAno ʻē no ka loaʻa ʻole iā ia o ka pūlima ʻūlima pūlima akā ua loaʻa iā ʻoe ka ʻāʻī kūmau ʻole e hoʻokipa ai akā he aha! E kala mai iaʻu! ʻAʻole hiki ke lohe iā ʻoe ma luna o ke mele i loko o kuʻu puʻuwai! Akā inā pono mākou e hoʻohewa iā ia, a pono mākou, he loiloi kēia, manaʻo wau e ʻōlelo wau he hui maikaʻi nā kala. E like me ʻoe i kēlā mehana indigo shiny indigo, ma kaʻaoʻao o kēia kelepaʻi nui ʻo ke kelepaʻi polū, kahi aʻu e kuhi nei he hana? E like, o nā ʻano a pau ma waho, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā pono ʻo Skids i ka hoʻomaikaʻi hoʻomana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻAʻohe hana ʻino! Makemake au i ia, akā pono ʻoe? ʻO nā mea lawe maoli i hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopili pū me ia mai ke katuna e like me, nā lima pale me nā ʻāpana poʻohiwi ʻili ʻulaʻula i ʻike ʻia. kēlā helehelena kiʻekiʻe, kūiki hoʻi me nā hiʻohiʻona hiamoe ʻole, a like ... kuli blanched? ʻIno wau. Pākuʻi ʻia nā mea kaua i nā pale a kau ʻia me ka ʻoluʻolu ʻole ke nānā aku, e like me kēia ʻano mea kuhi kukuna liʻiliʻi ʻāpana lua e like me he mea lā e hele i kona lima akā ʻaʻole, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona lima āpau ma o, a ʻo kēia ʻeke ʻeke wale nō a ʻaʻohe koʻokoʻo. ʻIno wau. ʻO ia kahi ʻano mea kaua sci-fi lapuwale e kōkua nui paha i kekahi ʻano, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e lilo i ka mea e lawe ai iā Blitzwing, ʻo ʻoe. ʻAʻole ia he hana nui loa! ʻAno ʻē wale nō ia. E like, he kiʻi kēia me ka nui o nā liʻiliʻi, pono, a me nā titbits pono ʻole, akā ʻaʻole pili kekahi o ia i ka nani o ia! Ke hāʻawi nei iaʻu i nā mea āpau. E nānā wale ʻoe! Loaʻa iā ia nā puka ʻālohilohi ʻōniʻoniʻo a me nā pistons aniani liʻiliʻi, loaʻa iā ia nā brogues ʻulaʻula nunui a me nā shins i hana ʻia mai loko mai o ka hapaha o ke kaʻa, Loaʻa iā ia kahi ʻano o ka honi * chef, ʻike ʻoe? ʻO kēlā sorta je ne sais quoi. ʻO ia, erm ... ʻike ʻoe, ka, uh, loaʻa iā ia, eh ... [intro i ka "The Touch" pāʻani] Nah, maopopo leʻa. Loaʻa ka loaʻa o ka Transformation, ʻoiai me kahi hihia ʻoluʻolu o kēlā ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe i koi i ka overcomplication. E like me ka noʻonoʻo a maʻalahi hoʻi o nā wāwae a me ka iʻa, no laila ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu e lilo ai kēia mau lima i kēia paʻakikī. Ua like nā mea āpau, nā kapu liʻiliʻi a ʻelua a ʻekolu paha papa o nā panela e hoʻopuni ana a puni nā forearms akā pēpē, ke hiki ʻoe ma laila !? Nānā, ʻaʻole wau makemake e hele i hyperbolic ma aneʻi. ʻO ka hapalua o kaʻu huaʻōlelo "mālama" ia ", akā ʻo kēia wale nō ke ʻano kaʻa o kaʻu mau moeʻuhane. ʻO ia, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā heʻoiaʻiʻo he Honda City Tubro pololei loa ia - ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā he ʻiʻo maoli ia o ka bumper grille, a i ʻole ka hoʻokele ʻaoʻao ʻākau me ka pāpale petrol ma ka ʻaoʻao hope. akā like ia me Skids a he mea kupaianaha! He hauʻoli like nō ia me ka leʻaleʻa, hauʻoli i lalo i ka Honua, kahi kaʻa liʻiliʻi, akā ʻoi aku. Hoʻokele wale ia e hoʻonui pono i ka vibe me ka ʻole o ka hoʻonui ʻana iā ia a i ʻole ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā nerboy in-jokes. E nānā i kēia mea. Nani a nani hoʻi ia. Nui ke aloha a me ka hana lima ma ka hōʻike mai kēlā mau kukui kukui ʻālohilohi i nā aniani ʻēheu kāpili hiki ʻole ke hoʻopau ʻia a me ka ... asspipe. Hāʻawi ia iā ʻoe i ka squish pākī manaʻo maoli a na ka paintjob i hoʻokau iaʻu i loko o ke kai o indigo! A nānā, ʻaʻole paha ʻo Skids ka Autobot maikaʻi loa, akā ua kihi ʻo ia i ka mākeke ma nā puka o havin. A nānā i kēia, he mea lapuwale kēia. Ua hāʻawi maoli lākou iā ia i ka scooter pelu liʻiliʻi mai nā lā Diaclone! ʻAʻole i loaʻa iā ia kēia ma Transformers! Ua like kēia, ma mua o G1. ʻO Pre-1 kēia! ʻO ia paha ka ʻoki loa loa. ʻO kēia kahi ʻoki hohonu loa i hele a hala loa i kēlā ʻaoʻao. ʻO kēia kahi ʻeha puka hohonu i hōʻoki ʻia. E haʻi aku iā ʻoe inā ʻoe - ʻaʻole ka pā o kēia pahu. ʻAe, e hele ana mākou i laila. E like me, mahalo wau he maikaʻi a liʻiliʻi ia a ʻaʻole ʻānai i nā wahi kīʻaha, a maʻi maoli ka hana lima. akā, e ke Akua, X-Transbots, hoʻolimalima i kahi mea hoʻolālā! Nui loa nā kinona hua! Liʻiliʻi loa! Aloha ino loa! He aha kēia ʻōpala-aloha-aloha-ass Karencore ʻōpala !? No ke aha ʻoe e hana ai i kēia !? He kiʻi maikaʻi! Pono ʻoe - ʻO ia paha ... ʻīlio ʻo Deathsaurus? E nānā, he mea ʻole wale nō, he mea nani wale ʻo X-Transbots Savant. ʻO kēia nā Skids mākeke hōʻiliʻili kīnā ʻole me ka mea liʻiliʻi ma ke ʻano he indulgence factor ma ke ʻano he Masterpiece pae kiʻekiʻe! ʻO kēia nā Skids maikaʻi loa i nānā ʻia a pili wau. E iho ʻoe me XTB? ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe iaʻu. [voiceover] akā ʻo ka hopena, maikaʻi nō ia, eia naʻe hauʻoli ia iaʻu, ʻāpana o kaʻu ʻike ʻo ka hana o kekahi ʻoihana kope kope kūlou kānāwai i helu ʻole ʻia no ka jack ma ka palena manawa kūhelu. He moeʻuhane wale nō ia. Ma waho. Kūpono ʻole. A i ke anuanu, a me ka malamalama kala ʻole o ka honua maoli, pani mākou i ka moʻolelo o Skids i kāna ʻike hope hope loa ʻana i Q-Transformers. Auwe E inoa i kahi hoʻohaʻahaʻa nui aʻe. ʻAʻole naʻe he hewa kekahi mea hewa me Q-Transformers! He leʻaleʻa maikaʻi ʻole lākou! ʻOliʻoli wau i kā lākou lole leʻa like ʻole super-squat kūlike ʻole aʻo kēia squishy lani lani Suzuki aloha nui ʻia akā ʻo kaʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo KEIA ka hōʻike Skids honua hou loa - ʻaʻole anei e like me ka huhū hope loa? ʻO 'Cos ʻoiai he nui o kona mau kaikaina, e like me Prowl a me Ironhide, i loaʻa nā ʻano hou a me nā Masterpieces a ʻo nā mea i hala loa aku nei, ʻelua mau kiʻi mainline hyper-modern hyper, ʻo kēlā me kēia, i kēlā me kēia mahina 18 i hala, a me Q-Transformers, Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo Skids i ke kūlana comeo novelty, kāpae ʻia i kēlā me kēia lālani mainline mainstream, lele i kahi limbo o kā Hasbro hana. A ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, he travesty kēlā i hoʻomaka kahi kanaka e like me ke ʻano kupaianaha me ke ʻano kū hoʻokahi ʻae ʻia e kū ʻole e like me kēia! E hele! ʻAʻole anei e ʻike wale ka ʻohana Autobot o kēia lā i kahi smidge ʻoi aku ka piha me kahi supermini polū navy liʻiliʻi i ka hele? Akā i kēia manawa manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ia e hiki, no ka mea ʻaʻole pono ʻo Skids. ʻAʻole lawa ʻo ia. ʻAʻole lawa ʻo ia i ka mākeke. ʻAʻole loa ʻo ia e lilo i mea maikaʻi ʻole e like me Sideswipe, a i ʻole ka nani e like me Sunstreaker, a i ʻole me he mea lā he iconic like me Wheeljack. Ke loaʻa nā mea ʻē aʻe he nui, nā huapalapala cooler objectively a me ka limelight nui wale e hele a puni, pehea e manaʻo ai ka mea noʻonoʻo e ʻike ʻole ana e hoʻomau me nā Dinobots? He kāne ʻē aʻe wale nō ʻo ia. ʻAʻole ʻo ia kekahi kāne ʻē aʻe; ʻo ia ʻO ke kāne ʻē aʻe. ʻO ke keiki poina paʻa iā G1. Akā ʻo ia wale nō paha ke ʻano o Skids! Maliʻa paha ke kumu o kona hōʻike pinepine ʻole ʻana ʻaʻole pono ia. Ma muli o ka hāʻawi ʻana mai o kēia mau lima o nā helehelena kūpono ʻole i hāʻawi iā ia i kahi swagger underdog a malia paha ʻoi aku ka waiwai o kēlā me kēia ma mua o ka hoʻoiho hou ʻia ʻana i kēlā me kēia makahiki ma ke ʻano he Combiner, a i ʻole he Kahu Kula, a i ʻole he mana o kahi kuhina nui. ʻO Skids wale nō paha ka mea hoʻomalu kī haʻahaʻa o ka mea liʻiliʻi a ʻo wau paha e pono e mahalo i kēlā. He aha inā wau ka pilikia !? ʻO wau paha !? ʻO wau anei kēlā pākani kolohe ʻoluʻolu ʻole e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa mau wau i ka mea e nānā i nā makana e hoʻopuni iā ​​ia a ke huhū nei nō naʻe ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke loaʻa kahi mea kikoʻī āna e makemake ai? "Uuhh, Hasblow!" ʻAʻole wau kēlā! O ia? Nānā, he ʻoiaʻiʻo ia e nānā i kahi ʻano āu e makemake ai e hakakā e ʻike i ko lākou wahi a he kūlohelohe ka makemake i ka kūleʻa a me ka ʻae ākea no lākou, akā ʻaʻole paha ia no Skids ma muli o ka hana pono ʻole a hemahema paha, akā no ka mea ʻo ia ke ola. ʻAʻole nā ​​poʻe āpau e hana. A ʻo ia paha ka mea a kēia mau moʻolelo e hoʻāʻo nei e haʻi iaʻu i nā manawa āpau. ʻo ka hana a Skids i kēia mau mea āpau e lilo i kā mākou. Poina ʻia. A malia paha iaʻu kēia ... ... e hoʻokuʻu iā ia e hele. Aʻole! Hasbro, hoʻohiki wau i ke Akua, makemake wau i nā Transformers Kingdom Deluxe Class Skids ma kaʻu pākaukau e ka Pōʻalima! ʻO Tonton, ʻike wau iā ʻoe ia, pono ʻoe e hoʻopili iaʻu. Auwe ke keiki! Leʻaleʻa kēlā! Mahalo nui i nā poʻe āpau i hoʻopili iaʻu me Skidses: ʻO ia ʻo Opsimathics, ʻo Jolene, ʻo Chris ma Rodimus Minor loiloi, a me kahi hoa i kapa ʻia ʻo James! A ʻo ia nō kahi uwa nui o ka Patrony iā Adam Skarnes no ke kākoʻo ʻana i ka hōʻike. Ua hana ʻoe i nā mea āpau, pēpē! Akau! ʻO nā mea hou aʻe e pono ai. Hopu iā ʻoe ma ka flipside! E kau inoa no ka nui o nā loiloi Thew's Awesome Transformers. Hoʻopiʻi hoʻopiʻi, mālama iā ia maoli.

SKIDA: ʻO ka Autobot i mahalo ʻole ʻia

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<text sub="clublinks" start="7.84" dur="3.52">He aha aʻe, kime! Er, e hana mākou i kahi 'nui un? Aia wau no ia! Ke manaʻo nei wau i ka palapala.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="11.36" dur="5.241"> No laila e lawe i kuʻu lima e like me kēia lā uku nui mākou i kahi Autobot make ʻole i ka maka</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="16.601" dur="6.639"> ʻo wai ka mea i kāpae ʻia, backbenched, hoʻokuʻu ʻia, a hoʻowahāwahā ʻia no nā makahiki he nui, ma nā ʻano he nui!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="23.24" dur="6.252"> ʻAe e nā hoaaloha, ʻo kēia ka moʻolelo o Autobot perennial Skids hope loa, kēlā cubelad kuʻikahi kupaianaha</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="29.492" dur="3.468"> ʻo wai nā mea i hala pinepine i nā hāmeʻa hou a me nā hana hou.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="32.96" dur="5.777"> ʻO kēia sodoma ʻilihune me ka Transformers mai kona wā mua loa a ke nānā wale ʻia ʻole ʻia</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="38.738" dur="4.302"> - ʻaʻole naʻe ma kēia hale! No kēia lā, loaʻa iā Skids kāna kuleana - Thew style!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="43.56" dur="5.36"> No laila, i loko o ke ao holoʻokoʻa, Skidward kahiko ʻilihune ma aneʻi i hoʻohana ʻia me ka ʻehaʻeha i ka pāpāho maʻamau</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="48.92" dur="5.717"> ʻo kona helehelena a pau he nani loa ia i kahi fart sloppy malie a hiki i ka hopena o kāna hele ʻana i kāna mau makahiki he kanakolu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="54.637" dur="0.662"> Pēlā nō.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="55.299" dur="5.341"> ʻO wau paha, ua hana ʻo ia i kekahi mea i G1? E like me, ua hōʻike ʻo ia ma ka papakaumaka, akā he mea nānā wale ʻo ia</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="60.64" dur="7.04"> kaawale mai kēlā manawa hoʻokahi ua holo ʻo ia a laila hoʻohana lākou i kāna ʻāpana ola ʻole i kekahi ʻano noho aliʻi lopako weliweli.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="67.943" dur="0.632"> Kuʻu meʻe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="68.575" dur="4.705"> ʻOiai ʻo ia e paʻi, kaulana paha ʻo ia no ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻauʻau sponge soapy weliweli</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="73.28" dur="4.48"> akā ʻo ka mea wale nō āna i hana ai i hoʻomanaʻo wau ʻo ia ka manawa ʻo ia, eh, exploded into oblivion.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="77.76" dur="2.56"> ʻO ia nō kēlā. ʻO kāna neʻe inoa ia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="80.32" dur="4.48"> Akā e like me ka nui o nā mea hewa o ka honua, manaʻo wau e iho nui ʻia i lalo i kahi alakaʻi hewa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="84.8" dur="4.32"> ʻO ia, i ke kakahiaka nui '80, he hana mammoth kā ​​ka kime Hasbro ma ko lākou mau lima</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="89.12" dur="6.56"> me nā huapalapala he nui e hoʻomohala a mākeke, a ʻo Skids wale nō ka mea e heʻe i loko o nā māwae.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="95.68" dur="8.513"> He mea pāʻani kāna i hana nui ʻia me ka lawe ʻana i hope, ʻaʻohe makaʻu ʻia i nā pale me ka ʻole o kahi wahi paʻa i nā laina line 1984 a i ʻole '85,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="104.193" dur="4.767"> lumbered me ka inoa inoa hope loa i loko o ka bākeke, kahi ʻano bio ikaika loa,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="108.96" dur="4.458"> a kahi inoa - ʻoiai e hana ana i nā kaʻa ʻenehana - hana mau iā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka poopoo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="113.418" dur="7.197"> A ʻoki maoli i kaʻu hoki ʻoiai ʻo ia he nonentity, 'cos noʻu, ʻo G1 Skids ka maʻalahi o kekahi o nā kaʻa Autobot mua loa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="120.64" dur="1.584"> He koʻikoʻi wau. 3 kiʻekiʻe loa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="122.224" dur="4.976"> 'Cos nānā aku! He kiʻi nani kēia e lawe i kēlā hoʻolālā carformer quintessential -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="127.2" dur="2"> pahu umauma, nā puka ʻēheu, nā mele āpau -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="129.2" dur="5.52"> a hana iā ia iho me kahi kaila chonky square lad style i hiki ʻole i ka mea ʻē aʻe ke huki.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="134.72" dur="1.6"> ʻAʻole i HOAʻO kekahi e huki maoli.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="136.32" dur="8.16"> ʻO ia wale nō e ʻālohilohi i kahi ala ʻoluʻolu a leʻaleʻa loa hoʻi i loko o kēlā uliuli metallic blue me nā sticker silvery retro kahiko a pau,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="144.48" dur="5.28"> cheeky ʻulaʻula pulima a me nā wāwae a me ka lole wāwae a me ka liʻiliʻi chromey poepoe headlight nips!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="149.76" dur="2.595"> A loaʻa wau i ke kino ʻo ia ke nānā aku iā ia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="152.355" dur="6.365"> ʻAʻole hāʻawi pololei ʻo ia i ka ikaika koa koa badass me kona kiʻekiʻe leggy kiʻekiʻe a me nā lima kuʻe lima ʻole</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="158.72" dur="3.36"> akā hana ia i mea haʻahaʻa ma mua o kāna mau hoa? ʻO kēia ka puke aʻo G1!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="162.08" dur="5.12"> E like me, loaʻa iā ia ke koina koi o nā mea kaua silvery a me ka launcher rocket aʻu e ʻike ʻole ai ua hana ʻia,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="167.2" dur="4.141"> o ka articulation's patically pathetic, a leʻaleʻa ʻo ia i kēlā me kēia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="171.341" dur="3.539"> ʻO ia kā mākou makemake e pili ana iā G1! He mea maoli kēia e like me ka loaʻa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="174.88" dur="5.657"> ʻO Skids kahi livin '80s kitsch nalu mua a ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia iā ʻoe e hōʻoia iā ia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="181.394" dur="2"> Akā hana wau. E haʻi iā ia he uʻi ʻo ia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="185.273" dur="0.5"> ʻLelo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="192.184" dur="3.516"> Hoʻololi - e like me ke kāne - ʻaʻole hiki ke pale ʻia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="195.7" dur="4.795"> ʻO kahi crumplestiltskids pelekane nani a paʻakikī ʻole i kahi ʻano o ka hihia</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="200.495" dur="4.294"> me kahi maneuver hōʻailona kūʻokoʻa aʻu e makemake ai e kāhea i ke poʻo pale pale pale poʻo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="204.789" dur="4.557"> E like me ka wehe ʻana o ka pāpale kapu a huli ke poʻo robo liʻiliʻi a pelu aku</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="209.346" dur="3.294"> no laila ke kumu i loaʻa ʻole ai iā ia ka ʻāʻī maikaʻi ʻole i hana ʻia e ka nui o lākou.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="212.64" dur="2.24"> He neʻe ikaika ia, a nāna kāna!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="214.88" dur="4.32"> A ʻo kēia ʻano ʻo Honda City Turbo alt kahi hauʻoli puʻupuʻu liʻiliʻi o kahi mea!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="219.2" dur="6.08"> E nānā, ʻike ʻoe he mea hānai wau no ka minimobile polū chunky, a ʻo Skids ka ʻoi loa o ka bluest.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="225.28" dur="3.07"> He hoʻoheheʻe wale ia iaʻu, e ke kāne, like ia me koʻu nāwaliwali pololei.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="228.35" dur="5.747"> 'ʻOi, maikaʻi, mai kahi manaʻo loiloi loina loiloi loea ʻoihana ka loaʻa ʻana o nā pākeke a me ka rubsign</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="234.097" dur="2.383"> a me ka ʻāpana o ka make i makemake ai ka poʻe ʻohiʻohi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="236.48" dur="6.88"> a me nā puka hana a me nā kīpoki e hana i nā mea ʻoi aku ka nui o nā hiʻohiʻona ma mua o ka hapa nui o nā kaʻa Autobot o kēia au</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="243.36" dur="2.862"> akā i loko ou e nānā wale wau 'me ka hauʻoli!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="246.222" dur="5.138"> Makemake wau e ʻapo i kēia mea i ka lā holoʻokoʻa! Makemake au e paʻi iā ia ma ke poʻo e like me ka hamster a hānai iā ia i kahi huaʻi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="251.36" dur="5.44"> Pākani ʻia wau. Pehea ke aloha ʻole o ka honua i kēia mea !? Pehea i loaʻa ʻole ai iā mākou he 50 o kēia mau mea?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="256.8" dur="7.84"> ʻIno wau. Kuhi au ʻaʻole like ia me kahi kaʻa haʻuki leʻaleʻa a i ʻole ke kahua kaua hakakā badass. Manaʻo wau no ke kumu a lākou i hāʻawi ai i kēia i ka backstory luʻuluʻu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="264.64" dur="5.08"> 'Cos ke hana ʻoe' me kahi hui o nā supercars malihini weliweli, ʻo wai ka makemake e lilo i ka hatchback hōʻeha ʻole?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="269.72" dur="5.164"> ʻAʻole e like me kēia ʻaʻole e hoʻolilo iā ʻoe i megastar akā ʻoi aku ka manaʻo o Skids i hoʻokumu ʻia i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="274.884" dur="3.16"> aʻo ia ka mea hou aʻe aʻu e makemake ai mai kahi lopako i kahi huna.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="278.044" dur="4.516"> Hiki paha i ʻehā o kēia mau pā i kau ʻia ma koʻu alanui i kēia manawa a ʻaʻole wau e hāpai i kahi kuʻemaka ʻike ʻole.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="282.56" dur="8.186"> ʻOi aku ka maʻalahi o kēia runabout liʻiliʻi ma mua o nā keiki maikaʻi i huli i, e like me, Lamborghinis space, a me hoʻokahi kaʻa heihei kikoʻī.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="290.746" dur="3.494"> Hōʻike maikaʻi loa, e nā ʻōpio, e hoʻopili pono ʻoe i loko. ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike iā Drive?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="294.24" dur="2.71"> ʻO Doot-de-doot-de-doooo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="296.95" dur="4.256"> Ooh, ke ʻano Adorable Tiny Car Mode Doot-de-Doo, ʻo ia ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="301.6" dur="1.92"> MERCHANDISABLE!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="303.52" dur="7.264"> No laila, ʻike ʻoe i kaʻu manaʻo? ʻO Skids kahi hōkū helehelena kū hoʻokahi me kahi hoʻolālā kūpanaha a me kahi ton o ka puʻuwai Autobot ikaika</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="310.784" dur="4.736"> aʻo ia paha ʻo Diacloney mau loa o nā keikikāne kaʻa mua i lawe ʻia mai.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="316.92" dur="6.352"> ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, ua hoʻohana mua ʻole ʻia ʻo ia i nā Transformers e aneane like ke ʻano kūlohelohe e noʻonoʻo i kēia me he mea pāʻani Diaclone!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="323.272" dur="4.855"> Maliʻa paha nānā wau i nā kumuwaiwai he nui loa, nui loa nā Toy Galaxy - inā aia kekahi mea -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="328.127" dur="7.412"> akā hiki iaʻu ke kiʻi maʻalahi aku i kēia mea pāʻani scootin 'a puni kahi o kēlā me kēia kūlanakauhale kūlanakauhale polū lani lani nani e kau ana ma kekahi hoʻolaha TV Takara</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="335.539" dur="3.725"> ma mua o ... nā laser shootin 'ma Decepticons? ʻAʻole ia e hana i kēlā.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="339.264" dur="7.026"> Akā me nā mea āpau e noʻonoʻo nei, eia nō naʻe, iaʻu, ka mea pāʻani Skids hope loa i like a like paha me Skids</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="346.29" dur="6.044"> 'cos a i loko o ka honua i puni i ka nostalgia, ʻaʻole i hoʻokele maoli ʻo Skids e hana i kahi comeback kūpono.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="352.334" dur="6.38"> ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, aia kekahi mau keiki Skids hou, akā he wehewehe koʻikoʻi lākou āpau a like paha, nā kiʻi kahaha ʻano ʻē.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="359.202" dur="6.878"> E laʻa me Robots In Disguise Skid-Z, ʻo wai ... maikaʻi, ʻaʻole maopopo ia ʻaʻole ke kāne like, akā iā ia ka inoa, ʻano!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="366.08" dur="2"> He aha kēlā, Skid-Zuh?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="368.08" dur="1.643"> Skid-Zee?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="369.723" dur="1.157"> Skid-Zed?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="370.88" dur="1.6"> He aha ke ʻano o ka inoa ʻo Gobot-ass?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="372.48" dur="1.508"> E hele, hoʻomaha-Q!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="373.988" dur="4.637"> Akā e nānā, ʻo RID Skid-Z ma aneʻi i loaʻa kahi mea holoʻokoʻa, e huli ana i kahi hana kupaianaha</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="378.625" dur="6.996"> ma ke ʻano he punk ʻōpio turbo-revvin me ka hoʻokūkū hoʻokūkū hoʻokūkū koʻikoʻi 'i nānā hewa ʻole ʻo ia i kahi ʻuhane hoʻokele Formula 1 !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="385.621" dur="1.579"> Mākaʻikaʻi paha ʻo Skid-Z!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="387.885" dur="0.5"> Malamalama.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="388.385" dur="3.935"> No laila ʻaʻole maopopo ʻo Zedhead e pili me kā mākou Hondabot haʻahaʻa -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="392.32" dur="4.379"> ʻoi aku ʻo ia i kahi Mirage-a-like, i hoʻokumu ʻia ma ke ʻano o ka Machine Wars Mirage</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="396.699" dur="2.821"> a laila ua hoʻokumu ʻia ma kahi hoʻolālā i hoʻopau ʻia mai G2.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="399.52" dur="7.64"> Nui nā mea a puni i kēlā manawa - RID, Machine Wars, Robot Masters, Beast Wars II - ua drippin lākou āpau me G2 overspill.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="407.16" dur="3.011"> Akā ʻo kēlā mau mea paʻa paʻa, kāne! Ua kūpono lākou i kahi hana!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="410.171" dur="5.033"> He ʻakaʻaka lākou, he nui kā lākou e hāʻawi aku ai, a ʻaʻole lākou i pili maoli no 5 a 6 mau makahiki paha.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="416.068" dur="0.732"> Manaʻo nui.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="416.8" dur="7.293"> Eia nō naʻe, ʻaʻano graceless a ʻūlū ke ʻano lopako me ka umauma racecar nui a me nā lālā kūpilikiʻi kūpilikiʻi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="424.093" dur="7.085"> akā maikaʻi ʻo ia, ʻano, a nānā pololei ʻo ia i ka swish i kēia hui wiwo ʻole o ka magenta ʻōlinolino, ke kīʻaha metallic,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="431.96" dur="6.44"> a me ka beige kūleʻa maikaʻi ʻole a keʻokeʻo paha i hoʻokahi manawa me kahi smack ikaika o ka paipū kukui lani!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="438.4" dur="6.728"> A ma ke ʻano he keiki gim2ick-obsess G2, kūkulu maoli ʻia ʻo ia e pili ana i kēia ace liʻiliʻi flipchange automorph lever</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="445.128" dur="3.938"> a ʻo kēia ʻano F1 flamboyant, ʻo ia nō kahi haʻalulu!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="449.066" dur="4.23"> E nānā iā ia me kāna mau groove holoholo cruisin 'a me nā chops heihei ballsy!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="453.296" dur="7.026"> A ʻaʻole wau e ʻike inā ʻo wau wale nō ia, akā aia kekahi mea e pili ana i kēia e manaʻo nei he 50 mau makahiki me nā kala soda momona a me ka lipine Coca-Cola,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="460.54" dur="1.019"> e like me kahi Coke lana,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="461.559" dur="4.23"> flashin 'kekahi ʻano Chevy fender bulge me nā ʻano ʻēheu pālua-ākea!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="465.789" dur="1.891"> He excitin kēia e like me gettin 'i kēia lā!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="467.68" dur="4.766"> No ka mea i ka manawa aʻe e kū mai ka inoa Skid-Z ma hope o kēia kāne ma Armada Mini-con.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="472.446" dur="1.554"> A kahi mea shitty kekahi pū kekahi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="474" dur="6.669"> E like me, ma hope o ka pau ʻana o ka manaʻo no nā mea pāʻani Armada maoli, ua hoʻopau lākou i ka pahu ʻana i kahi pūʻulu o nā Beast Wars Transmetal recolours.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="480.669" dur="4.771"> e hoʻonui i nā nalu hope, a ʻo Skid-Z wale nō ka inoa a lākou i paʻi ai ma kahi Mini-con</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="485.44" dur="3.427"> - kekahi o ELUA Mini-cons i hoʻolei ʻia i loko me kekahi o kēlā mau!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="488.867" dur="3.133"> E kamaʻilio e pili ana i slummin 'ia! ʻOi aku e like me Skid-Z-List.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="492" dur="8.48"> No laila e neʻe ana mākou i kēlā mea a lele i mua i ka hoʻi semi-kūleʻa o Skids i kona kino polū poloka ma Alternators / Binaltech</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="500.48" dur="2.416"> - ka lālani no laila dicey inoa lākou ia i pālua -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="502.896" dur="5.264"> ʻoiai, ʻaʻole mākou i uhi i kēlā wā ma mua, ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea hoʻāla G1 mua mai ka waena waena o 2000.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="508.16" dur="7.68"> ʻO kēia ke ala hou o ka makahiki 1984, no laila ʻo ia kahi wahi kūpono loa no Skids e mākala ai a hoʻokau i kona wahi i nā hoʻokūkū nunui.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="515.84" dur="3.506"> Akā nui me koʻu inaina e ʻōlelo aku, ua ʻano like paha ia me he mea hoʻomākeʻaka?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="519.346" dur="3.16"> E nānā ʻo Cos i kēia mea koko! He dorkus ia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="522.506" dur="5.494"> Hele wale mai ia a heleleʻi a daft me kahi ʻano ʻē o ka ʻōpū pia ʻino e iho ana</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="528" dur="4"> ke hoʻohaʻahaʻa nei i kāna mau lima luhi a me ka pīkī pōpilikia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="532.44" dur="4.52"> Akā nō naʻe, ʻano maikaʻi ia! E ʻōlelo i kāu makemake, he mīkini koʻikoʻi kēia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="536.96" dur="6.08"> Loaʻa iā ia kēlā bombast Binaltech kūikawā kupaianaha, momona maikaʻi ʻia me ka bang visual,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="543.04" dur="3.992"> heftily hearty handfeel a me ka hanohano labyrinthine ʻenehana</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="547.032" dur="6.728"> me kēlā mau poʻo poʻo legit a me ka pale i loko o ka poʻohiwi, nā ʻāpana poʻohiwi ʻeleʻele kaumaha a me ka hoʻokele hana maʻamau mau!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="553.76" dur="3.501"> A like, puʻupuʻu nā wāwae me he shit lā, akā ola lākou!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="557.261" dur="5.939"> Loaʻa iā ʻoe kēia mau ʻāpana shin nui, nā ʻūhā kālā cheeky me nā kui kuʻe ʻeleʻele bruisin,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="563.2" dur="4"> aʻo kēia mau kāmaʻa dumpy trapezium he mea hoʻopilikia loa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="567.2" dur="2"> E waiho i kēia ala - pehea ʻoe e poina ai i kēia mea?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="569.2" dur="8.24"> He clumpy-ass charismatic chungus hiki ʻole ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia me ka ikaika Autobot kupaianaha a ʻaʻole loa e nānā ʻia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="589.6" dur="3.84"> Pono kēlā e lilo i kekahi o nā hoʻololi loa loa, e ke kāne.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="593.44" dur="2.981"> E like me, no ke keikikāne Binal, he kiki freaky kēia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="596.421" dur="6.459"> Kuhi ʻole kāna wahi boob āpau i waho i kahi lāʻau me kona poʻo ma kahi lāʻau ʻē aʻe,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="602.88" dur="5.539"> Flips a milo ʻo kēlā a me kēia a paʻa nā lima i ka hope o kona ʻāʻī !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="608.419" dur="6.847"> ʻOiaʻiʻo, inā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo iā ʻoe iho he mea makemake i ka Transformer, pono ʻoe e nānā i kēia mea i ke kanaka ma ka liʻiliʻi i hoʻokahi manawa, no ka noiʻi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="615.266" dur="5.054"> Akā ʻae, ʻo kēia ka mea a Binaltech i koho ai e hoʻohou i nā Skids kahiko ma ke ʻano he pēpē Toyota nui.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="620.32" dur="6.312"> ʻIke wau iā Binaltech e ola nei a make ma kāna ʻano kaʻa, a like, akā he stodgy a uncool ʻole paha kēia kaʻa,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="626.632" dur="3.219"> ka hana a lākou i huli ai i Transformer? Haki ia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="629.851" dur="6.08"> E like me ka nānā ʻana, no laila ua lako pono ʻia me nā puka ʻehā e hana ana, kahi pāpona engine bitey,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="635.931" dur="3.235"> a me kahi i loko e like me kahi wahi anuanu maikaʻi e noho ai.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="639.166" dur="6.274"> E haʻi wau - ua puka aʻe kona mau noho mua i hoʻokahi manawa a ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻihoʻi iā lākou i laila no ke ola o wau, no laila he mea kōkua lākou i kēia manawa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="645.44" dur="8.16"> A mahalo i ka Lani kēia ka Takara me kēlā cast dense-ass make a me ka ʻole o kēlā mau tampo ahi Smash-Mouth-ass weliweli.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="653.6" dur="1.732"> Pākuʻi popo cheeky ma laila. Bonus!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="655.332" dur="7.868"> Makemake wau e haʻi ʻole i kekahi mea e pili ana i kēia ʻaʻala o Ironhide, ka mea i ʻike maka ʻole ʻia mai ka poʻe alternators.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="663.2" dur="4.8"> a ʻo kēia kaʻa kaʻa chunky me kona pāpale kila poepoe e kūpono iā ia</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="668" dur="5.479"> akā ke kuhi nei paha wau i koi ka Toyota reps i ka polū no laila ua hoʻokuʻu lākou iā ia no Skids i ka minuke hope?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="673.479" dur="4.379"> ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu no ka mea ʻoiaʻiʻo, akā ʻano maʻamau kēlā pehea ka mālama ʻia ʻana o Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="677.858" dur="5.342"> ʻO wau e ʻōlelo, paona no ka paona, ʻo kēia paha ka pāʻani Skids maikaʻi loa loa, a inā ma ka fluke wale nō i hiki ai.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="683.2" dur="5.44"> ma ke ʻano he hopena hope loa e hoʻokō ai i kahi kuleana kūwaho, ʻo ia kahi hana Skids maikaʻi loa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="688.64" dur="1.762"> ʻO Fatshame inā pono ʻoe - hōʻailona kēia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="690.402" dur="4.409"> No laila, noʻonoʻo ʻia nā mea āpau, makemake wau e mālama maikaʻi ʻo Binaltech Skidneybean!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="694.811" dur="8.096"> ʻO kēlā wā holoʻokoʻa kahi vibe, e ke kāne. E like, me he mea lā ua buzzed ia e lawe i 'Transformers hoʻi i kāna kumu maoli maoli kaʻa ʻuhane,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="702.907" dur="3.368"> ua kūkulu akāka ʻia me ke aloha, a ʻo friggin 'ʻo ia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="707.364" dur="1.276"> A laila ua kiʻi ʻia nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="709.16" dur="6.04"> I kēia manawa, e like me ka nui o koʻu manaʻo e pili ana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, e pale mau wau i ke akeakamai hoʻolālā.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="715.2" dur="4.8"> 'Cos ʻaʻole i hele a pau i kaʻu makemake akā ua hiki mau iaʻu ke ʻike i nā mea i loko aʻu e makemake ai,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="720.038" dur="3.606"> he ʻano ia o ka mana i aloha nui nā poʻe he nui,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="723.648" dur="4.676"> he kūpono loa ia, a ua hiki i ke kālā ke kōkua i nā wahi ʻē aʻe o ka franchise.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="728.324" dur="5.116"> Makemake ʻoe e hana i ka Titan Class Scorponok, kūʻai aku ʻoe ma o kekahi mau hihia o Bumblebees, maikaʻi? ʻIke mākou i kēia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="733.44" dur="8.335"> A like, me ka hoʻowahāwahā i ka noʻonoʻo o #NotMyTransformers, ʻaʻole kēia kaʻu Skids. ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake e ʻike i kaʻu Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="741.775" dur="4.465"> A ʻaʻole ia e like me kāna mea e hana ai me kēia Skids! E like me kā mākou i ʻike ai - he inoa wale nō. Hiki iā mākou ke kaʻana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="746.24" dur="3.933"> ʻAʻole wau e hoʻāʻo i ke kanaka "ruined my Childhood". ʻO ia wale nō, hānai kēia kanaka!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="750.173" dur="5.347"> ʻAʻole wau e pili ana iā ʻoe, akā noʻu, me nā bots kiʻiʻoniʻoni, aia mau kēlā wahi liʻiliʻi o ka "hm, ʻaʻole kēlā kona ʻano!"</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="755.52" dur="1.197"> "ʻAʻole ʻōmaʻomaʻo Ratchet!"</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="756.717" dur="4.439"> Akā me ka hapanui o lākou, ʻaʻole paʻakikī e ʻae. E like me, ʻaʻole like ʻo Soundwave me Soundwave,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="761.156" dur="3.963"> akā ke hana nei ʻo ia i nā mea sneaky kamaʻilio, loaʻa iā ia nā mea kamaʻilio ma luna ona, maikaʻi kēlā.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="765.119" dur="4.641"> A ʻoiai me ka poʻe e kaʻana like i ka inoa, ʻaʻole paʻakikī ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i kēia kāne mai kēlā kāne.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="769.76" dur="3.2"> E like me, ʻaʻole ia ʻo Hot Rod e like me kaʻu e ʻike ai iā ia, akā maikaʻi. E ʻike i kāu mea i loaʻa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="772.96" dur="2"> Akā me Skids like ia,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="775.2" dur="0.971"> f ** k ʻoe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="776.171" dur="5.331"> He ʻano hana ʻāpiki kolohe ʻo ia i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni like ʻole pū kekahi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="781.502" dur="7.65"> me kahi hoʻolālā hoʻoweliweli ʻino a me nā lāhui hoʻokalakupua a kapa maoli lākou iā ia nā "Skids" NO KA mea e like me ke kuʻi ʻana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="789.152" dur="4.448"> ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka pae haʻahaʻa e hana nei mākou ma aneʻi. ʻO ka mea haʻahaʻa o ka browest.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="793.6" dur="2"> Akā maikaʻi ʻole ka mea pāʻani, ke hele lākou!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="795.6" dur="5.955"> 'Cos maʻamau, nani loa ka hoʻopaʻi o nā mea pāʻani i hāʻule! E like, hana maikaʻi ʻia, kikoʻī kikoʻī a hiʻona waiwai,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="801.555" dur="4.525"> He hana liʻiliʻi a maka nui loa ia, akā ʻo ia kona ʻano!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="806.08" dur="4.944"> Ua maikaʻi kā Articulation, loaʻa iā ia kekahi mau mea leʻaleʻa leʻaleʻa akā he unobtrusive gimmicks ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="811.568" dur="2"> (ʻakaʻaka) E hele mai!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="816.739" dur="1.465"> (wheezelaughs)</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="818.24" dur="5.003"> ... a e like me ka mea i hilinaʻi ʻia no nā mea hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni, maikaʻi maoli nō ke ʻano o ke kaʻa. Loaʻa iā ia ka snazz.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="823.243" dur="5.479"> Akā ʻo ka pilikia o kēia mea pāʻani he mea pāʻani o ke ʻano o ke ʻano.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="828.722" dur="3.678"> ʻIno wale wau iā ia. E nānā i kona alo. Screw i kēia kanaka.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="832.4" dur="7.44"> ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo he lawe hihiu kēia, akā ʻo Skids a me Mudflap maoli kekahi o nā wahi haʻahaʻa i ka mōʻaukala holoʻokoʻa o Transformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="839.84" dur="4.885"> A ʻo ka mea kikiki maoli no kēia Skids ʻoi aku ka nui o ke alo o ka Skids aʻu e makemake ai -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="844.725" dur="6.639"> ʻoi aku ka manawa o ka kānana, ʻoi aku nā mea pāʻani - i hoʻolilo kēia dipshit snotgoblin i mana nui o Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="851.364" dur="3.356"> A ʻo ia nā Skids WAIWAI! Ua like ʻo ia me ka kolohe o ka Skids!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="854.72" dur="2.88"> Hana ʻo Friggin 'Jolt i nā Skids ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="857.6" dur="8.185"> ʻO ia wale nō ke kumu paʻa o kēlā me kēia pilikia a nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i puhi a hoʻonui a hoʻonui hoʻi i lalo i kekahi ʻano</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="865.785" dur="5.095"> a hoʻokomo pololei ʻia i loko o kou lua o ka lolo a ʻoi aku mākou i ka ʻino no ka ʻike.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="870.88" dur="1.6"> Hm! Eia naʻe, he wahi ʻeha nō naʻe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="872.48" dur="5.76"> Kuhi mākou e hoʻolei pōkole i kēia mana papa Legion i kāna deco cybergoth ʻike pinepine ʻole ʻia mai Dark of the Moon</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="878.24" dur="4.8"> kahi, i ka mea i ʻae ʻia he neʻe ʻo Skids loa, ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo ia mai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="883.04" dur="1.2"> Ahh, inaina ʻoe ke ʻike aku.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="884.844" dur="4.617"> Eia naʻe, ua kiʻi iki ʻia nā mea no Skids ke hoʻi hou ʻo ia i kāna aʻa polū</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="890.102" dur="2.818"> i ka mokuna 2013 o nā hanauna!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="892.92" dur="2.486"> I kēia manawa, ʻike ʻoe iaʻu. ʻO nā hanauna kaʻu jam!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="895.4" dur="1.4"> ʻO Movieverse kaʻu marmalade!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="896.8" dur="1.108"> ʻO nā kaua holoholona holoholona kaʻu</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="899.18" dur="0.82"> bovril.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="900" dur="4.48"> No laila ʻo kēia kahi a mākou i loiloi ai i kēlā manawa. Mai nānā ia, he wikiō kolo ia. He weliweli ka ʻelemakule!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="904.48" dur="4.16"> Akā i kēlā manawa, ʻoluʻolu maoli wau i ke ʻaoʻao a nā Generations e neʻe nei i loko.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="909.621" dur="6.219"> E like me, ke hele nei lākou me ka paʻakikī i ke kaila IDW, aia mākou i kahi mea pā i lalo e like me Jhiaxus a me Chromia,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="915.84" dur="4.6"> iki o Armada a me nā holoholona holoholona i ka hele, ua rad! ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kali e ʻike i kahi e hele nei!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="920.44" dur="2.44"> A no ka maikaʻi he mea hoihoi ia i ʻelua mau mahina,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="922.88" dur="5.925"> no ka mea, ua hele mai ke Kaua Nui a hōʻiliʻili i nā mea āpau i borin 'G1 lehulehu-ʻoluʻolu</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="928.805" dur="4.647"> ka mea, ʻaʻole hiki ke namunamu! Ua aloha au i nā Kaua Nui. Aloha au i ka G1 hauʻoli-lehulehu. Aia wau i ka lehulehu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="933.452" dur="5.271"> Akā ua haʻalele ka Skist a me Trailcutter a</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="939.037" dur="5.301"> ... kēlā mea Mini-con i waho i ke anuanu, 'i kēia manawa kū lākou i waho o ka lehulehu, akā no nā kumu kūpono ʻole.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="944.338" dur="3.982"> ʻAʻole like kēia me kahi haʻalele hoihoi. He abberation kēia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="948.32" dur="2"> A ʻo ka mea, ʻaʻole maikaʻi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="950.32" dur="5.895"> E like me, aloha mau wau i ka alt-mode supoʻu liʻiliʻi, a maikaʻi mau ka ʻike ʻana i kahi hana o Head Hood Flip Flap.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="956.215" dur="1.316"> ʻO ia ka moʻomeheu Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="957.531" dur="4.885"> Akā like, hewa nā kole. Lana ka manaʻo o nā wāwae! ʻO nā poʻohiwi he ʻīlio ʻīlio!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="962.416" dur="6.762"> Kū pololei ka helehelena a hele ʻole nā ​​pū i overcompensatey. ʻAʻole leʻaleʻa wale ia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="969.178" dur="4.422"> A hilahila loa ia, 'cos he mea nui kēia no Skidney Poitier.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="973.6" dur="5.925"> E like me, ua loaʻa ʻo ia i kahi holo maikaʻi i nā mea komikina ma kahi i loaʻa ai iā ia kona mau wāwae ma ke ʻano he adnes amnesiac enigmatic</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="979.525" dur="2.555"> me ka mana nui o Megalearning!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="982.08" dur="0.781"> ʻO Friggin 'nerd.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="982.861" dur="5.926"> Akā i ke kaʻina manawa kahi e weliweli ai ʻo Skids, ua ʻokiʻoki ʻo ia me kahi downer weliweli e hoʻopau ana, kahi -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="988.787" dur="3.13"> maikaʻi, nā mea hao wale ma 3, 2, 1 ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="991.917" dur="8.563"> ua hilahila ʻo ia iā ia iho a pohā kona ʻuhane a laila hāmau ʻo ia i lalo i kona make, alo i lalo, e kolo ana i kāna ʻōpū</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1000.48" dur="6.52"> a laila ʻo kāna hoa aloha i ke ao holoʻokoʻa ua kāpae pono i kāna mau hoʻomanaʻo āpau iā ia mai kāna lolo !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1007" dur="4.36"> (kaniʻuhū) No laila e ʻae ʻoe iaʻu i kēia pono - ʻaʻole wale ʻo Skids i make no ka kumu ʻole,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1011.36" dur="6.56"> he aha ia? ʻO kekahi mea e pili ana i kahi hui kime manawa ʻole a lākou e makemake nui ai no ka mea aia ʻo Megatron ma laila a ikaika ʻo ia?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1017.92" dur="4.64"> ʻAʻole wale kēlā, akā ua hana lākou i kahi ʻāpana ukali holoʻokoʻa e pili ana i ka hāʻawi ʻole ʻia o kahi mea.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1022.56" dur="3.52"> Pehea i hele aku ai kāna hoa aloha maikaʻi ʻole e hāʻawi i kahi kolo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1026.08" dur="2.387"> Ke hoʻonui nei wau i ka hoʻonui ʻana, akā ʻo ia ka mea i hana ʻia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1028.467" dur="2.573"> E like me - ʻo ia ke kumukūʻai o Skids e hopu nei i kahi hoʻomaha?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1031.04" dur="7.04"> Ke hoʻowahāwahā nei ke ao i kēia kanaka i kahi kūleʻa āpau e hālāwai me ka luku ʻia ʻana mai ka noho ʻana?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1038.08" dur="3.68"> Ma waho o ka manaʻo o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe !? He aha hou aʻe kāu e hana aku ai iā ia?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1041.76" dur="4.111"> Makemake ʻoe e hoʻopau pākahi i kēlā me kēia o kona mau molekiʻi ʻoiai mākou ma ia !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1045.871" dur="2.922"> ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka hōʻino ʻole!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1050.689" dur="1.167"> ʻAe, ʻo ia ka hopena o nā mea luku.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1051.856" dur="1.704"> Eia nō naʻe, ma hea kākou i kēia manawa? He aha ka mea hou?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1053.56" dur="3.88"> ʻĀ, piha mālamalama, ʻo wau maoli hedgin 'kaʻu mau pili e hana nei i kēia wikiō no kahi liʻiliʻi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1057.44" dur="4"> 'cos hapa o aʻu i lana ai paha he Skids hou e hele mai ana mai ke Kaua No Cybertron trilogy</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1061.44" dur="4.141"> e mālama pono ia me kāna waihona kālā Masterpiece aesthetic a me kahi mele maikaʻi loa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1065.581" dur="6.899"> akā ke ʻike nei e like me ka nui o ka hōʻike ʻana o ka laina holoʻokoʻa holoʻokoʻa a hōʻike ʻia i loko o nā kumuwaiwai me nary kahi ʻāpana o Skiddy maikaʻi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1072.48" dur="4.438"> ʻo kēia nō ka mana hou loa o ol 'Steak a me Skidney</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1076.918" dur="5.482"> a hiki mai ka pocket pōkole o ka manawa ke kuhi hewa nā mea āpau no hoʻokahi kauwela.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1082.4" dur="6.381"> ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke huhū ua hoʻāʻo lākou i kahi mea ʻokoʻa, akā ua neʻe mākou. Ua hala 7 mau makahiki! Ua loaʻa i nā poʻe āpau ka hana hana!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1088.8" dur="3.2"> Chromia, friggin 'Hoist, Doubledealer, Springer!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1092" dur="3"> Ua aloha nā poʻe āpau iā Springer a ua loaʻa hou iā ia kekahi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1095" dur="5"> Akā ʻaʻole ʻo Skids! Ke hana nei mākou me kēia spook disinfectant outmoded.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1100" dur="8.013"> ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hilinaʻi ua hoʻohou mākou i nā mana G1 ʻoluʻolu o ka lehulehu i kēlā me kēia ʻano a koe wale ʻo Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1108.013" dur="5.267"> Manaʻo wau ʻo Generations Skids ka mea pāʻani maikaʻi loa e noho ai i kēia kūlana no ka mea ʻaʻole ia e kū!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1113.28" dur="4.32"> 'Cos no hoʻokahi mea, ma ke ʻano he mea hana i ka ʻike, makemake wau i kaʻu mau wikiō e piʻi i luna ma kahi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1117.6" dur="3.338"> Hāʻawi mākou i kā mākou keikikāne i kahi lanakila nui ʻole! Pono mākou i kēlā denouement!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1120.938" dur="7.085"> A no kēlā mea, makaʻu wau e haʻalele mākou i ka palena manawa kūhelu a hele hewa i loko o nā nahelehele o fanfic laikini ʻole.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1128.023" dur="1.417"> WoOoOoOoOoOo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1129.88" dur="6.64"> ʻAe, e kau iā lākou inā ʻoe no ka Master X Series Savant mai nā holoholona kolu a X-Transbots</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1136.52" dur="5.72"> kahi aʻu e ʻoluʻolu ai me ke kāhea ʻana i kahi kokoke loa e kiʻi mākou i kahi Skrip Masterpiece!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1142.24" dur="7.76"> 'E nānā ʻo Cos i kēia! ʻO XTB Savant kahi ʻāpana nani nani e hōʻike ana i kahi pae o ka waiwai e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ai i ke ola a me ka lokomaikaʻi haʻahaʻa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1150" dur="2.297"> e koi iaʻu e kuhikuhi iā ia he "ʻāpana".</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1152.297" dur="8.81"> Me he mea lā, he mea kupaianaha ia i ka lima! He kaupaona ia a paʻa a laumania hoʻi me kahi manaʻo palekiko kaumaha a me nā metala ʻono i kahi kūpono</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1161.107" dur="0.973"> - ʻokoʻa i kēia kaha.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1162.08" dur="5.628"> Ikaika nā silina a me ka silky a pane a me ke Akua, nānā ʻo ia i ka maikaʻi loa 'maikaʻi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1167.708" dur="7.888"> ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo aia kahi maikaʻi maikaʻi, hōʻuluʻulu helu o kekahi ʻano me kēlā friggin 'workaday Honda hood no kahi kino.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1175.596" dur="2"> Piha piha koʻu ʻuhane i kēia manawa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1177.596" dur="5.124"> ʻAno ʻē no ka loaʻa ʻole iā ia o ka pūlima ʻūlima pūlima akā ua loaʻa iā ʻoe ka ʻāʻī kūmau ʻole e hoʻokipa ai</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1182.72" dur="3.844"> akā he aha! E kala mai iaʻu! ʻAʻole hiki ke lohe iā ʻoe ma luna o ke mele i loko o kuʻu puʻuwai!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1186.564" dur="6.223"> Akā inā pono mākou e hoʻohewa iā ia, a pono mākou, he loiloi kēia, manaʻo wau e ʻōlelo wau he hui maikaʻi nā kala.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1192.787" dur="3.213"> E like me ʻoe i kēlā mehana indigo shiny indigo,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1196.856" dur="4.885"> ma kaʻaoʻao o kēia kelepaʻi nui ʻo ke kelepaʻi polū, kahi aʻu e kuhi nei he hana?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1201.741" dur="4.171"> E like, o nā ʻano a pau ma waho, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā pono ʻo Skids i ka hoʻomaikaʻi hoʻomana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1205.912" dur="2.728"> ʻAʻohe hana ʻino! Makemake au i ia, akā pono ʻoe?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1208.64" dur="6.88"> ʻO nā mea lawe maoli i hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopili pū me ia mai ke katuna e like me, nā lima pale me nā ʻāpana poʻohiwi ʻili ʻulaʻula i ʻike ʻia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1215.52" dur="4.29"> kēlā helehelena kiʻekiʻe, kūiki hoʻi me nā hiʻohiʻona hiamoe ʻole,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1219.81" dur="2.238"> a like ... kuli blanched? ʻIno wau.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1222.048" dur="4.192"> Pākuʻi ʻia nā mea kaua i nā pale a kau ʻia me ka ʻoluʻolu ʻole ke nānā aku,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1226.241" dur="5.119"> e like me kēia ʻano mea kuhi kukuna liʻiliʻi ʻāpana lua e like me he mea lā e hele i kona lima akā ʻaʻole,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1231.36" dur="2.56"> hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona lima āpau ma o,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1233.92" dur="2.72"> a ʻo kēia ʻeke ʻeke wale nō a ʻaʻohe koʻokoʻo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1236.64" dur="5.152"> ʻIno wau. ʻO ia kahi ʻano mea kaua sci-fi lapuwale e kōkua nui paha i kekahi ʻano,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1241.792" dur="2.565"> akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e lilo i ka mea e lawe ai iā Blitzwing, ʻo ʻoe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1244.357" dur="2.363"> ʻAʻole ia he hana nui loa! ʻAno ʻē wale nō ia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1246.72" dur="6.56"> E like, he kiʻi kēia me ka nui o nā liʻiliʻi, pono, a me nā titbits pono ʻole, akā ʻaʻole pili kekahi o ia i ka nani o ia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1253.28" dur="2.32"> Ke hāʻawi nei iaʻu i nā mea āpau. E nānā wale ʻoe!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1255.6" dur="9.009"> Loaʻa iā ia nā puka ʻālohilohi ʻōniʻoniʻo a me nā pistons aniani liʻiliʻi, loaʻa iā ia nā brogues ʻulaʻula nunui a me nā shins i hana ʻia mai loko mai o ka hapaha o ke kaʻa,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1264.609" dur="3.13"> Loaʻa iā ia kahi ʻano o ka honi * chef, ʻike ʻoe? ʻO kēlā sorta je ne sais quoi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1267.739" dur="2.684"> ʻO ia, erm ... ʻike ʻoe, ka, uh, loaʻa iā ia, eh ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1270.423" dur="2.377"> [intro i ka "The Touch" pāʻani]</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1272.8" dur="0.9"> Nah, maopopo leʻa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1290.693" dur="7.055"> Loaʻa ka loaʻa o ka Transformation, ʻoiai me kahi hihia ʻoluʻolu o kēlā ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe i koi i ka overcomplication.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1297.748" dur="6.732"> E like me ka noʻonoʻo a maʻalahi hoʻi o nā wāwae a me ka iʻa, no laila ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu e lilo ai kēia mau lima i kēia paʻakikī.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1304.48" dur="5.2"> Ua like nā mea āpau, nā kapu liʻiliʻi a ʻelua a ʻekolu paha papa o nā panela e hoʻopuni ana a puni nā forearms</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1309.68" dur="1.902"> akā pēpē, ke hiki ʻoe ma laila !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1311.582" dur="3.992"> Nānā, ʻaʻole wau makemake e hele i hyperbolic ma aneʻi. ʻO ka hapalua o kaʻu huaʻōlelo "mālama" ia ",</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1315.574" dur="4.26"> akā ʻo kēia wale nō ke ʻano kaʻa o kaʻu mau moeʻuhane.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1319.834" dur="3.686"> ʻO ia, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā heʻoiaʻiʻo he Honda City Tubro pololei loa ia -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1323.529" dur="6.711"> ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā he ʻiʻo maoli ia o ka bumper grille, a i ʻole ka hoʻokele ʻaoʻao ʻākau me ka pāpale petrol ma ka ʻaoʻao hope.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1330.24" dur="3.52"> akā like ia me Skids a he mea kupaianaha!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1333.76" dur="5.36"> He hauʻoli like nō ia me ka leʻaleʻa, hauʻoli i lalo i ka Honua, kahi kaʻa liʻiliʻi, akā ʻoi aku.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1339.12" dur="6.014"> Hoʻokele wale ia e hoʻonui pono i ka vibe me ka ʻole o ka hoʻonui ʻana iā ia a i ʻole ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā nerboy in-jokes.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1345.134" dur="5.106"> E nānā i kēia mea. Nani a nani hoʻi ia. Nui ke aloha a me ka hana lima ma ka hōʻike</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1350.24" dur="5.76"> mai kēlā mau kukui kukui ʻālohilohi i nā aniani ʻēheu kāpili hiki ʻole ke hoʻopau ʻia a me ka ... asspipe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1356" dur="5.985"> Hāʻawi ia iā ʻoe i ka squish pākī manaʻo maoli a na ka paintjob i hoʻokau iaʻu i loko o ke kai o indigo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1361.985" dur="6.371"> A nānā, ʻaʻole paha ʻo Skids ka Autobot maikaʻi loa, akā ua kihi ʻo ia i ka mākeke ma nā puka o havin.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1368.356" dur="6.164"> A nānā i kēia, he mea lapuwale kēia. Ua hāʻawi maoli lākou iā ia i ka scooter pelu liʻiliʻi mai nā lā Diaclone!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1374.52" dur="5.48"> ʻAʻole i loaʻa iā ia kēia ma Transformers! Ua like kēia, ma mua o G1. ʻO Pre-1 kēia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1380" dur="2.56"> ʻO ia paha ka ʻoki loa loa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1382.56" dur="4.052"> ʻO kēia kahi ʻoki hohonu loa i hele a hala loa i kēlā ʻaoʻao.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1386.612" dur="2.188"> ʻO kēia kahi ʻeha puka hohonu i hōʻoki ʻia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1388.8" dur="3.19"> E haʻi aku iā ʻoe inā ʻoe - ʻaʻole ka pā o kēia pahu. ʻAe, e hele ana mākou i laila.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1391.99" dur="5.806"> E like me, mahalo wau he maikaʻi a liʻiliʻi ia a ʻaʻole ʻānai i nā wahi kīʻaha, a maʻi maoli ka hana lima.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1398.36" dur="2.76"> akā, e ke Akua, X-Transbots, hoʻolimalima i kahi mea hoʻolālā!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1401.12" dur="2.297"> Nui loa nā kinona hua! Liʻiliʻi loa! Aloha ino loa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1403.417" dur="3.783"> He aha kēia ʻōpala-aloha-aloha-ass Karencore ʻōpala !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1407.2" dur="2.8"> No ke aha ʻoe e hana ai i kēia !? He kiʻi maikaʻi! Pono ʻoe -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1410.12" dur="1.88"> ʻO ia paha ... ʻīlio ʻo Deathsaurus?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1412" dur="4.64"> E nānā, he mea ʻole wale nō, he mea nani wale ʻo X-Transbots Savant.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1416.64" dur="7.04"> ʻO kēia nā Skids mākeke hōʻiliʻili kīnā ʻole me ka mea liʻiliʻi ma ke ʻano he indulgence factor ma ke ʻano he Masterpiece pae kiʻekiʻe!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1423.68" dur="4.498"> ʻO kēia nā Skids maikaʻi loa i nānā ʻia a pili wau.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1428.178" dur="3.398"> E iho ʻoe me XTB? ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe iaʻu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1431.869" dur="3.784"> [voiceover] akā ʻo ka hopena, maikaʻi nō ia, eia naʻe hauʻoli ia iaʻu,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1435.653" dur="5.907"> ʻāpana o kaʻu ʻike ʻo ka hana o kekahi ʻoihana kope kope kūlou kānāwai i helu ʻole ʻia no ka jack ma ka palena manawa kūhelu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1441.56" dur="4.664"> He moeʻuhane wale nō ia. Ma waho. Kūpono ʻole.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1446.224" dur="6.758"> A i ke anuanu, a me ka malamalama kala ʻole o ka honua maoli, pani mākou i ka moʻolelo o Skids i kāna ʻike hope hope loa ʻana</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1453.294" dur="2"> i Q-Transformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1455.294" dur="1.906"> Auwe E inoa i kahi hoʻohaʻahaʻa nui aʻe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1457.2" dur="2.64"> ʻAʻole naʻe he hewa kekahi mea hewa me Q-Transformers!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1459.84" dur="5.885"> He leʻaleʻa maikaʻi ʻole lākou! ʻOliʻoli wau i kā lākou lole leʻa like ʻole super-squat kūlike ʻole</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1465.725" dur="2.675"> aʻo kēia squishy lani lani Suzuki</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1469.084" dur="2"> aloha nui ʻia</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1472.64" dur="7.531"> akā ʻo kaʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo KEIA ka hōʻike Skids honua hou loa - ʻaʻole anei e like me ka huhū hope loa?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1480.171" dur="5.628"> ʻO 'Cos ʻoiai he nui o kona mau kaikaina, e like me Prowl a me Ironhide, i loaʻa nā ʻano hou a me nā Masterpieces</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1485.799" dur="7.481"> a ʻo nā mea i hala loa aku nei, ʻelua mau kiʻi mainline hyper-modern hyper, ʻo kēlā me kēia, i kēlā me kēia mahina 18 i hala, a me Q-Transformers,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1493.28" dur="6.847"> Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo Skids i ke kūlana comeo novelty, kāpae ʻia i kēlā me kēia lālani mainline mainstream,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1500.127" dur="2.684"> lele i kahi limbo o kā Hasbro hana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1505.52" dur="6.518"> A ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, he travesty kēlā i hoʻomaka kahi kanaka e like me ke ʻano kupaianaha me ke ʻano kū hoʻokahi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1512.038" dur="2.042"> ʻae ʻia e kū ʻole e like me kēia!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1514.08" dur="7.04"> E hele! ʻAʻole anei e ʻike wale ka ʻohana Autobot o kēia lā i kahi smidge ʻoi aku ka piha me kahi supermini polū navy liʻiliʻi i ka hele?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1521.12" dur="7.055"> Akā i kēia manawa manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ia e hiki, no ka mea ʻaʻole pono ʻo Skids. ʻAʻole lawa ʻo ia. ʻAʻole lawa ʻo ia i ka mākeke.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1528.175" dur="7.025"> ʻAʻole loa ʻo ia e lilo i mea maikaʻi ʻole e like me Sideswipe, a i ʻole ka nani e like me Sunstreaker, a i ʻole me he mea lā he iconic like me Wheeljack.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1535.2" dur="5.361"> Ke loaʻa nā mea ʻē aʻe he nui, nā huapalapala cooler objectively a me ka limelight nui wale e hele a puni,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1540.561" dur="4.17"> pehea e manaʻo ai ka mea noʻonoʻo e ʻike ʻole ana e hoʻomau me nā Dinobots?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1544.731" dur="7.269"> He kāne ʻē aʻe wale nō ʻo ia. ʻAʻole ʻo ia kekahi kāne ʻē aʻe; ʻo ia ʻO ke kāne ʻē aʻe. ʻO ke keiki poina paʻa iā G1.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1552" dur="5.44"> Akā ʻo ia wale nō paha ke ʻano o Skids! Maliʻa paha ke kumu o kona hōʻike pinepine ʻole ʻana ʻaʻole pono ia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1557.44" dur="5.43"> Ma muli o ka hāʻawi ʻana mai o kēia mau lima o nā helehelena kūpono ʻole i hāʻawi iā ia i kahi swagger underdog</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1562.87" dur="8.01"> a malia paha ʻoi aku ka waiwai o kēlā me kēia ma mua o ka hoʻoiho hou ʻia ʻana i kēlā me kēia makahiki ma ke ʻano he Combiner, a i ʻole he Kahu Kula, a i ʻole he mana o kahi kuhina nui.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1570.88" dur="6.312"> ʻO Skids wale nō paha ka mea hoʻomalu kī haʻahaʻa o ka mea liʻiliʻi a ʻo wau paha e pono e mahalo i kēlā.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1578.36" dur="1.64"> He aha inā wau ka pilikia !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1580" dur="8.037"> ʻO wau paha !? ʻO wau anei kēlā pākani kolohe ʻoluʻolu ʻole e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa mau wau i ka mea e nānā i nā makana e hoʻopuni iā ​​ia a ke huhū nei nō naʻe</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1588.037" dur="5.426"> ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke loaʻa kahi mea kikoʻī āna e makemake ai? "Uuhh, Hasblow!" ʻAʻole wau kēlā!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1593.85" dur="0.692"> O ia?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1594.542" dur="4.201"> Nānā, he ʻoiaʻiʻo ia e nānā i kahi ʻano āu e makemake ai e hakakā e ʻike i ko lākou wahi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1598.743" dur="3.487"> a he kūlohelohe ka makemake i ka kūleʻa a me ka ʻae ākea no lākou,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1602.23" dur="4.771"> akā ʻaʻole paha ia no Skids ma muli o ka hana pono ʻole a hemahema paha,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1607.001" dur="3.399"> akā no ka mea ʻo ia ke ola. ʻAʻole nā ​​poʻe āpau e hana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1610.4" dur="3.368"> A ʻo ia paha ka mea a kēia mau moʻolelo e hoʻāʻo nei e haʻi iaʻu i nā manawa āpau.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1613.768" dur="5.122"> ʻo ka hana a Skids i kēia mau mea āpau e lilo i kā mākou.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1619.455" dur="1.792"> Poina ʻia.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1622.12" dur="2"> A malia paha iaʻu kēia ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1624.994" dur="1.167"> ... e hoʻokuʻu iā ia e hele.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1628.522" dur="0.573"> Aʻole!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1629.095" dur="5.45"> Hasbro, hoʻohiki wau i ke Akua, makemake wau i nā Transformers Kingdom Deluxe Class Skids ma kaʻu pākaukau e ka Pōʻalima!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1634.545" dur="2.476"> ʻO Tonton, ʻike wau iā ʻoe ia, pono ʻoe e hoʻopili iaʻu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1640" dur="3.812"> Auwe ke keiki! Leʻaleʻa kēlā! Mahalo nui i nā poʻe āpau i hoʻopili iaʻu me Skidses:</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1643.812" dur="6.188"> ʻO ia ʻo Opsimathics, ʻo Jolene, ʻo Chris ma Rodimus Minor loiloi, a me kahi hoa i kapa ʻia ʻo James!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1650" dur="5.39"> A ʻo ia nō kahi uwa nui o ka Patrony iā Adam Skarnes no ke kākoʻo ʻana i ka hōʻike. Ua hana ʻoe i nā mea āpau, pēpē!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1655.39" dur="2"> Akau! ʻO nā mea hou aʻe e pono ai. Hopu iā ʻoe ma ka flipside!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1658.483" dur="4.706"> E kau inoa no ka nui o nā loiloi Thew's Awesome Transformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1663.665" dur="2.476"> Hoʻopiʻi hoʻopiʻi, mālama iā ia maoli.</text>