SKIDS: Gawaarida Xamuulka ee ugu Xun subtitles

Maxaa jira, koox! Er, ma waxaan weyn 'un? Waan u taaganahay! Waxaan dareemayaa qaabka. Marka gacanteyda qaado maantadan aan bixinno abaal marin aad loogu baahan yahay oo ah Autobot feejignaan gaar ah u baahan yaa dhinac ka raacay, gadaal ka riixay, shaqada laga caydhiyay, oo toos u toosiyay ixtiraam la'aan sanado aad u tiro badan, siyaabo aad u tiro badan! Haa saaxiibo, kani waa sheekada Gawaarida Gawaarida Gawaarida Gawaarida Gawaarida, taas oo si qurux badan u qurxisay cubelad yaa badanaa loo wareejiyay alaab-tooy cusub iyo doorar cusub. Sodkan saboolka ahi wuxuu lajiraa Transformers ilaa maalmihiisii ​​hore hadana si hagar la aan ah ayaa loo iska indhatiraa - laakiin gurigan kuma jiro! Maanta, Skids waxay helayaan xuquuqdiisa - Thew style! Haa haa, koonka, Skidward duug ah oo sabool ah halkan waxaa si xanuun badan looga isticmaalay warbaahinta caadiga ah Joogitaankiisa oo dhan wuxuu ahaa mid aad u deggan oo aamusan illaa uu ugu dambeyntii ku dhuftey tallaabadiisa soddon. Isku mid. Waxaan ula jeedaa, miyuu wax ka qabtay G1? Sida oo kale, wuxuu muujiyey shaashadda, laakiin wuxuu ahaa nin daawadayaal ah marka laga soo tago hal mar oo uu is rogay ka dibna waxay u isticmaaleen xuubkiisa aan noolaha lahayn nooc ka mid ah carshiga robot argagax leh Halyeeygeyga. Intii uu daabacayay, wuxuu u badan yahay inuu caan ku yahay helitaanka qubays isbuunyo oo aad u foolxun laakiin waxa kaliya ee uu abid sameeyo ee aan xasuusto waxay ahayd waqtigaas isaga, uh, wuxuu ku qarxay illowsi. Taasi waa isaga. Taasi waa saxiixiisa dhaqaaq. Laakiin sida inbadan oo ka mid ah waxa ka qaldan adduunka, waxaan dareemayaa inay inta badan ku soo degto maamul xumo. Taasi waa, horaantii '80s, kooxda Hasbro waxay gacanta ku hayeen hawl baaxad leh oo leh jilayaal badan oo lagu horumariyo laguna suuq geeyo, iyo Skids marwalba waxay umuuqatay inay tahay midka sibiibix ah looga dhex baxo. Isaga ayaa ahaa mid aad u badan oo toy ah oo loogu talagalay inuu keeno 'gadaal gadaal, oo si dhib yar uun loo xoqo' khaanadaha oo aan lahayn meel adag oo ku yaal safka 1984 ama '85, lumbered with the last title title in the baaldi, dabeecad aad u liidata oo dabeecad leh, iyo magac - in kasta oo farsamo ahaan farsamo ahaan adag - had iyo jeer kaa dhigaysa inaad ka fikirto poopoo. Xaqiiqdiina waxay dabada ka riixaysaa dameerkayga inuu ahaa mid aan jirin, 'aniga aniga, G1 Skids waa mid si fudud uga mid ah gawaarida asalka ah ee ugu fiican! Waxaan ahay friggin 'halis ah. 3 sare! 'Cos iska hubi! Tani waa sawir qurux badan oo qaata naqshadeynta naqshadeynta gawaarida muhiimka ah - feeraha daboola, albaabada baalasha, dhammaan hits - oo gebi ahaanba ka dhigaya mid isaga u gaar ah leh qaab yar oo laba jibbaaran oo aan cidi karin! Taasi cid kale oo runtii isku dayday inay ka baxdo. Wuxuu uun u iftiimiyaa si gaar ah oo aad u raalli ah dariiqadaas buluugga ah ee birta ah ee aadka u qoto dheer leh dhammaan istiikarka casriga ah ee casriga ah, feedho caag cas oo jilicsan iyo cagaha iyo surwaal iyo mashiinno yar oo wareegsan oo chromey ah! Anigana waxaan u arkaa jir ahaan inuu xoogaa doofy lookin '. Isagu si sax ah ugama bixiyo tamarta xun ee dagaalyahankiisa leh dhererkiisa lugta ah ee cajiibka ah iyo gacmaha aan xusulka lahayn laakiin taasi miyay ka dhigaysaa inuu ka yar yahay asaaggiisa? Kani waa buugga G1! Sida oo kale, wuxuu heystaa xirmooyinka loo baahan yahay ee hubka qalinka iyo gantaalaha aanan hubin weligey inuu shaqeynayay, qeexitaanku waa ujeedo ujeedo leh, walina wuu ku faraxsan yahay taas. Taasi waa waxa aan ka jecel nahay G1! Tani waa sida dhabta ah ee ay hesho! Skids waa livin 'mowjadda koowaad ee' 80s nolosha kitsch umana baahna ADIGA inaad isaga ansaxiso. Laakiin waan sameeyaa. U sheeg inuu qurux badan yahay. Dheh. Isbeddelku - sida ninka oo kale - waa mid aan la diidi karin! Kaliya nooc xarrago leh oo aan dhib badnayn oo crumplestiltskids nooc arrin ah oo leh dhaqdhaqaaq saxeexan oo gaar ah oo aan jeclahay inaan ugu yeedho madaxa daboolka madaxa Sida oo kale, boonbaladu way furmayaan madaxa robo ee yarna wuu wareegayaa wuuna laalaabayaa sidaa darteed sababta uusan u haynin qoortaas foosha xun ee inbadan oo ka mid ahi sameeyaan. Waa dhaqaaq xoog leh, oo isagaa iska leh! Qaabkan alt ee Honda City Turbo waa wax yar oo aad u faraxsan oo wax ah! Fiiri, adigu waad ogtahay inaan ahay nuugaya milimobile buluug chunky, iyo Skids waa kuwa ugu run badan ee buluugga ah. Kaliya way i dhalaalisaa, nin, waa sida daciifnimadayda tooska ah. 'Cos, okay, laga soo bilaabo xirfadle qiimeyn toy toy mustaqbalkiisa aragtida waxa ay leedahay taayirada caag ah iyo rubsign ah iyo xoogaa dhinta oo tuuritaan ah oo ay ururiyayaashu damcaan iyo albaabbada shaqeeya iyo bootkuba waxay farsamo ahaan uga sii muuqdaan inta badan baabuurta casriga ah ee casriga ah ee xilligan laakiin gudaha gudahiisa kaliya waxaan ku tijaabinayaa 'farxad'! Waxaan rabaa inaan waxan ku dhajiyo maalinta oo dhan! Waxaan rabaa inaan u salaaxo madaxa sida hamster oo waxaan ku quudiyaa sabiib. Waa lay sixray. Sidee dunidu u jeclayn sheygan !? Sidee baynaan 50 ka mid ah u helin? Waan dunno. Waxaan u maleynayaa 'cos maahan sida baabuur isboorti oo jinsi ah ama mobiil dagaal xun. Waxaan qiyaasayaa inay tahay sababta ay midkan ugu siiyeen dhabarka dambe ee caajiska ah. 'Cos marka aad shaqeyneyso' oo ay weheliyaan koox ka mid ah supercars ajaanib ah oo cabsi badan, yaa doonaya inuu noqdo qashqashaad aan dhib lahayn? Lookin 'sidan oo kale kaaama dhigi doono megastar laakiin waxay xaqiiqdii ka dhigeysaa Skids inay dareento inay ku dhisan tahay xaqiiqda waana intaas intaa ka sii badan waxa aan ka rabo aalado is qariya. Waxaa jiri kara afar ka mid ah kuwaan oo la dhigay waddadeyda hadda xitaa xitaa kor uma qaadi doono sunnaha aan la arki karin! Socodkan yar ee hagaagsan ayaa si uun ugala sheekaysan kara carruurta qabow ee isu roga, sida, Lamborghinis bannaan, iyo hal baabuur tartan gaar ah. Isqarin weyn, wiilal, si sax ah ayaad isugu dhex milmi doontaa. Miyaadanad arag Drive? Doot-de-doot-de-doooo! Ooh, Habka Gawaarida Yar Yar ee Doot-de-Doo, taasi waa ... LAHAYN! Marka, ma aragtay waxaan ula jeedo? Skids waa xiddig dhab ah oo kali ah oo leh naqshad qurux badan oo gaar ah iyo tan qalbi furan oo Autobot ah waana macquul inuu yahay kan ugu waariista badan Diacloney dhammaan wiilasha baabuurta asalka ah ee laga keeno dalka. Waxaan ula jeedaa, inuu aad uga hoos adeegay Transformers-ka oo ay u muuqato mid dabiici ah in laga fekero tan sidii Diaclone toy! Waxaa laga yaabaa inaan daawado aasaasiin aad u badan, Toy Galaxy aad u badan - haddii ay jiraan wax noocaas ah - laakiin waxaan si sahal ah u sawiri karaa mootadan 'toy' oo ku wareegsan mid ka mid ah meelaha quruxda badan ee buluug-samada ah ee lagu dhejiyo xayeysiiska Takara TV-ga qaarkood. In ka badan ... toogashada 'leysarka' at Decepticons? Taas ma sameeyo. Laakiin xitaa iyada oo maskaxda lagu hayo, tanina wali waa aniga, aniga ahaan, toy-kii ugu dambeeyay ee rasmiga ah ee Skids oo runtii u muuqday ama dareemay sida Skids 'cos xitaa adduun ku mashquulsan nostalgia, Skids weligeed waligeed kuma guuleysan inay sameyso soo noqnoqosho macno leh. Waxaan ula jeedaa, waxaa jiray caruur yar oo Skids ah, laakiin dhammaantood waxay ahaayeen tarjumaano culus ama sida, cajaa'ib la yaab leh oo ka baxsan cilmiga. Tusaale ahaan u soo qaado Robotyada Dharka lagu shubo ee loo yaqaan 'Skud-Z', yaa ... waa hagaag, si cad uma muuqato isku nin, laakiin wuxuu leeyahay magaca, nooca! Waa maxay taasi, Skid-Zuh? Skid-Zee? Skid-Zed? Waa maxay nooca Gobot-dameer magacaa? Kaalay, Nasasho-Q! Laakiin fiiri, RID Skid-Z halkan hubaal wax walbaa way fiicnaayeen, oo u rogay qaab ciyaareed cajiib ah isagoo ah turk-revvin 'feer dhalinyaro ah oo leh qabatin khasab ah' cos si kadis ah ayuu u baaray cirfiid darawal Formula 1 ah !? Waxaa laga yaabaa in Skid-Z ay tahay mid dabacsan! Cajiib ah. Marka Zedhead halkan si cad ugama xirna Hondabot -keenna hoose - waa wax badan oo ka mid ah Mirage-a-like, oo ku saleysan sida uu ugu jiro sawirka 'Machine Wars Mirage' taas oo iyaduna ku salaysnayd naqshad laga joojiyay shirkadda G2. Waxaa jiray waxyaabo badan oo intaas ka dib - RID, Mashiinnada Warshadaha, Robot Masters, Beast Wars II - dhammaantood waxay ahaayeen kuwo ku qulqulaya 'G2 overpill. Laakiin kuwani waxay ahaayeen tirooyin adag, nin yahow! Waxay u qalmeen xoogaa ficil ah! Waxay ahaayeen qosol, waxay lahaayeen waxbadan oo ay soo bandhigaan, runtiina taariikh ma aysan lahayn 5 ama 6 sano. Niyadda weyn. Sikastaba, qaabka aaladaha 'robot' ayaa macquul ah xoogaa sorta bilaa naxariis iyo boorso leh laabta gawaarida oo aad u weyn iyo addimo qallafsan oo xun laakiin wali wuu iska dhigayaa wax kasta oo sax ah, nooc ah, oo wuxuu u muuqdaa mid toosan oo swish ah oo isku dhafan oo isku dhafan oo ah magenta dhalaalaya, shaaha birta ah, iyo midab dhexdhexaad ah oo qabow oo laga yaabo ama laga yaabo inayan mar uun ku caddaan xoog badan oo dhuumo nalka jannada ah! Isaga oo ah cunug Gimmick-waswaasiya G2, si dabiici ah ayaa loogu dhisay hareeraha yar ee mishiinka gawaarida iyo qaabkan F1 ee xiisaha badan, nacalad ayaa ah in waxoogaa dhalaalaya! Ka hubi jeexjeexyadeeda jilicsan ee jilicsan 'iyo goos gooska tartanka! Aniguna ma jeclaan karo haddii ay aniga kaliya tahay, laakiin waxaa jira wax uun oo arrintan ku saabsan oo dareemaya noocyo 50s leh midabada kareemka kinda iyo xargaha Coca-Cola, sida Coke sabayn, flashin 'qaar ka mid ah noocyada caanka ah ee' Chevy fender bulge 'oo leh qaababka baalasha laba-geesoodka ah! Tani waa mid aad u xiiso badan 'sidii ay ahayd' maanta '! Sababtoo ah marka xigta magaca Skid-Z ayaa soo bixi doona ka dib markii ninkan uu saarnaa Armada Mini-con. Iyo mid xishood ah, sidoo kale! Sida oo kale, ka dib markii ay ka dhammaadeen fikradaha ku aaddan waxyaabaha ay caruurtu ku ciyaaraan ee dhabta ah, waxay ku dhammaadeen inay iska xoojiyaan koox ka mid ah Beast Wars Transmetal recolours si kor loogu qaado hirarka dambe, iyo Skid-Z wuxuu ahaa uun magaca ay ku dhufteen Mini-con - mid ka mid ah LABA-qasaaro-yar-yar oo ay ku tuureen mid ka mid ah kuwaas! Ka hadal slummin 'it! Inbadan oo lamid ah Skid-Z-List. Markaa waan ka gudbi doonnaa taas bedelkeedana waxaan horay ugu boodaynaa Skids markii ugu horreysay ee guuleyste ah oo guuleysata boodhkiisa buluugga ah ee 'Alternators / Binaltech' - khadku si dicey ah ayey ugu bixiyeen laba jeer - taas oo, sidaan u daboolin waagii hore, waxay ahayd qaar ka mid ah waxyaabihii ugu horreeyay ee soo nooleynta G1 laga soo bilaabo bartamihii 2000-meeyadii. Tani waxay ahayd soo nooleyntii asalka ahayd ee 1984, marka waxay ahayd inay ahaato barta ugu fiican Skids inay murqaha gasho oo ay booskiisa ka dhigato horyaalada waaweyn! Laakiin inta aan necbahay inaan idhaahdo, wuxuu u eg yahay kaftan? 'Cos fiiri waxan dhiigyacab ah! Waa dorkus noocaas ah! Kaliya waxay u soo baxeysaa si aad u jilicsan oo jilicsan oo leh nooca jidhka ee caloosha ee cajiibka ah isagoo ku sii yaraanaya gacmihiisa qunyar-socodka ah iyo bistoolad yar oo xun. Laakiin wali, waa wax fiican! Sheeg waxaad rabto, kani waa mashiin culus! Xaqiiqdii wuxuu helay bambooyin si gaar ah loo yaqaan 'Binaltech bombastast', oo si togan u biiraya muuqaal muuqaal ah, shaqo gacmeed xamaasad leh iyo injineernimada wanaagsan ee labyrinthine leh cinwaanadaas sharciyeysan iyo dambas bahalnimo, suumano garabka madow oo culus iyo marwalba hagitaan firfircoon! Iyo sida oo kale, lugaha ayaa ubucda sidii shit, laakiin iyagu waa nool yihiin! Waxaad heshey kuwan kuuskuusyada waaweyn, bowdyo lacag ah oo dhabanno leh jilib jilib madow leh, iyo kabahaas la daadiyey ee 'trapezium' ah ayaa si aan hubaysnayn u jilicsan! Sidan u dhig - sidee baad u illoobi doontaa sheygan? Waa chungus cufan-la-aan culeys lahayn oo leh awood Autobot ah oo gabi ahaanba lama iska indho tiri doono! Taasi waa inay noqotaa mid ka mid ah isbeddellada ugu fog ee abid, nin. Sida oo kale, xitaa wiilka Binal, tani waa xoogaa xishood cabsi leh! Gobolkiisa boobkiisa oo dhami wuu faafaa wuxuuna ku fidaa ul meel madaxiisa ah ul kale, macno ahaan everythig wuu rogayaa oo uu wareegayaa ka dibna gacmihiisu waxay ku dhejinayaan qoorta qoortiisa !? Si daacadnimo ah, haddii aad u aragto inaad tahay qof jecel Transformer, waa inaad ku hubisaa arintan qof ahaan ugu yaraan hal mar, cilmi baaris. Laakiin haa, tani waa sida Binaltech u dooratay inay cusbooneysiiso Skids-kii hore sidii ilmo Toyota ah oo isku xidhan. Y'all way ogtahay in Binaltech uu ku nool yahay kuna dhinto qaabkiisa gawaarida, iyo sida, si kastaba ha noqotee jahwareer iyo qaboojin gaarigan wuxuu noqon karaa, shaqadii ay u rogeen 'Transformer'? Jebiyey! Sida oo kale iska hubi, si qurux badan loogu xardhay afar albaab oo shaqeynaya, mishiinka qaniinyada qaniinyada, iyo gudaha oo runtii u muuqda meel quruxsan oo qabow laga noqon karo. Waa inaan xuso - kuraasta hore ee uu ka soo baxay hal mar oo kaliya kuma celin karo iyaga halkaas ilaa noloshayda, markaa iyagu waa qalab hadda jira. Waad ku mahadsantahay Jannada kani waa midka Takara ee leh dameerka cufan ee cufan oo aan lahayn kuwa xun ee burburka-Af-dameerka ololka tampos. Halkaas waxaa ku yaal balastar miridh ah Gunno! Waxaan sidoo kale noqon lahaa xumaan ma dhihi doono wax ku saabsan tan hubaashii waxay uraysaa Ironhide, oo si muuqata uga maqnaa badalka badalka iyo gaadhigan fiiqan ee leh koofiyaddiisa koofiyadaysan ee loo yaqaan 'ridge koofiyad' wuxuu ku habboonaan lahaa isaga laakiin waxaan u maleynayaa in laga yaabo in wakiilada Toyota ay ku adkeysteen buluug si ay ugu sii daayaan Skids daqiiqada ugu dambeysa? Ma ogi taas xaqiiqda, laakiin taasi waxay noqon laheyd nooc ka mid ah sida Skids loo maareeyay! Waxaan ula jeedaa, rodol rodol, tani waxay u egtahay inay tahay tii ugu fiicnayd ee Skids waligeed, iyo haddii ay ku dhacday oo keliya qulqulka, oo ah meesha ugu dambeysa ee lagu fuliyo waajibaadka dibedda, taasi waxay noqon laheyd dhaqdhaqaaq Skids kaamil ah! Fatshame haddii ay qasab tahay - tani waa astaan. Marka wax kasta oo la tixgeliyo, waxaan dareemayaa sida Binaltech Skidneybean dhab ahaantii si fiican u qabato! Waqtigaas oo dhan wuxuu lahaa jawi noocaas ah, nin. Sida oo kale, waxay umuuqatay mid aad uqurux badan in la keeno 'Transformers' oo dib loogu celiyo nafteeda asalka dhabta ah ee baabuurta, si cad baa loogu dhisay jacayl, waana friggin 'ayaa loola jeeday! Ka dibna filimada ayaa dhacay. Hada, inbadan oo aan si xoogan isku dhafiyay dareenka ku saabsan filimada, marwalba waan difaaci doonaa falsafada naqshada. 'Cos waligeed kuma dhicin dhadhankeyga laakiin marwalba waan awoodaa inaan ka helo waxyaabo aan jeclahay, waa dhinac ka mid ah astaanta in dad badan oo si sharci ah runtii u jecel, waa mid aad u ansax ah, oo dhaqaale ahaan ayaa awood u siisay meelaha kale ee xuquuqaha inay kobcaan. Waxaad dooneysaa inaad ka dhigto Titan Class Scorponok inay dhacdo, waa inaad ku iibisaa dhowr kiis oo ah Bumblebees, okay? Waan ognahay tan. Iyo sida, intaan necbahay maskaxda #NotMyTransformers, tani aad ugama badna Skids-kayga. Uma baahnid inaad aragto Skids-kayga. Mana aha sida uu xitaa wax u leeyahay Skids-kan! Sidaan aragnay - magac uun. Waan wadaagi karnaa Anigu iskuma dayin inaan noqdo nin "carruurnimadayda halaagay". Waa uun, ninkani wuu nuugaa! 'Cos anigu kuma lihi adiga, laakiin aniga ahaan, filimada filimka, had iyo jeer waxaa jira xanaaq yar oo ah "hm, taasi maahan waxa uu u eg yahay!" "Jiirku cagaar ma aha!" Laakiin badankood, runti maahan wax adag in la aqbalo. Sida oo kale, Soundwave runti uma eka Soundwave, laakiin wuxuu sameynayaa waxyaabo isgaarsiineed oo qarsoodi ah, wuxuu heystaa kuwa isaga ku hadla, taas ayaa shaqeyneysa. Xitaa xitaa kuwa magaca kaliya wadaaga, runtii ma ahan wax adag in la kala saaro ninkaan iyo ninkaas. Sida oo kale, taasi maaha Kulul Kulul sidaan aqaanno, laakiin waa hagaag! Aan aragno waxa aad heshay! Laakiin Skids waxay u egtahay, f ** k adiga. Isagu waa dabeecad si ula kac ah uga careysiisa dumbass filim jilicsan oo si isku mid ah u dhibsanaya iyadoo qaab ula kac ah oo naxdin leh iyo cunsuriyad xad dhaaf ah waxayna si cad ugu magacaabeen "Skids" WAAYO waxay u egtahay shitting. Taasi waa nooca lowbrow ee aan halkaan kaga shaqeyneyno. Ugu hooseeya ee browest. Laakiin tooygu ma xuma, markay socdaan! 'Cos guud ahaan, Aargoosiga alaabta lagu ciyaaro waxay ahaayeen kuwo aad u fiican! Sida oo kale, si wanaagsan ayaa loo sameeyay, si faahfaahsan u faahfaahsan oo muuqaal hodan ah waa waxoogaa muuqaal ahaan mashquul ah oo si weyn u kibblesome, laakiin taasi waa waxa uu u eg yahay! Qoraalku waa wada sax, wuxuu heystaa xoogaa madadaalo ah oo aan faa'iido lahayn laakiin gimmicks aan caqli gal ahayn ... (qosol) Kaalay! (hindhisooyin) ... iyo sida loogu tiirsan yahay filim sameeyayaasha, qaabka gaariga runti waa quruxsan yahay. Waxay leedahay snazz. Laakiin dhibaatada ay leedahay toy-gan ayaa ah inay tahay mid ay ku ciyaaraan dabeecadda ay ka tirsan tahay. Waan necbahay isaga. Eeg wajigiisa. Ku dheji ninkan. Si dhib leh uma maleynayo inay tani tahay duur-xul, laakiin Skids iyo Mudflap runtii waa mid ka mid ah dhibcaha ugu hooseeya taariikhda guud ee Transformers. Laadiyaha dhabta ahna waa in Khariidadahaani ay aad uga badan yihiin joogitaanka marka loo eego Skids-ka aan jeclahay - waqti shaashad badan, hubaal alaabooyin badan - taas oo ka dhigaysa tan 'dipshit snotgoblin' nooca ugu sarreeya ee Skids. Isaguna waa KOOXAHA ugu XUN! Wuxuu u eg yahay xumaanta Skids! Friggin 'Jolt wuxuu sameeyaa Skids ka fiican Skids. Isagu waa uun nuxurka dhabta ah ee dhibaato kasta oo ay filimadu sii daayeen oo weynaadeen isla markaana hoos u dhigeen xitaa si uun oo si toos ah loogu duray godka maskaxdaada dhamaanteenna waxaan uga xunahay khibrada. Hm! Weli dhibic xanuun, sida muuqata. Qiyaas waa inaan si kooban u dhex dhignaa nooca fasalka Legion-ka ee dhif iyo naadir ah ee loo yaqaan 'cybergoth deco' oo ka yimaada Madow Dayaxa meesha, wixii la ogaa inuu aad u dhaqaajiyay Skids, ayaa laga saaray filimka! Ahh, waad neceb tahay inaad aragto. Sikastaba, arrimuhu waxyar unbay ushaqeeyeen Skids markii uu markale kusoo laabtay xididdadiisa buluuga ah cutubka 2013 ee Jiilka! Hadda, waad i taqaanniin. Jiilku waa macmacaankayga! Movieverse waa marmalade! Dagaalada bahalka waa aniga bovril. Marka tani waa mid aan dib u eegnay waqtigaas. Ha daawanin, waa video shit ah. Waa da 'xun! Laakiin waqtigaas, runtii waan ku raaxeysanayay jihada Jiilku u muuqday inay ku sii socdaan! Sida oo kale, waxay u socdeen qaab IDW adag, waxaan leenahay faws taageerayaal dhulka hoostiisa ah oo u soo baxaya sida Jhiaxus iyo Chromia, xoogaa ka mid ah Armada iyo Dagaaladii bahalka ee socda, waxay ahayd rad! Waan sugi kari waayey inaan arko halka ay ku socoto! Iyo in si cadaalad ah ay ahayd quruxsan xiiso leh laba bilood, maxaa yeelay markaa kadib Dagaallada Koowaad ayaa yimid oo dib u riixiyay wax kasta oo dib u soo ceshaday 'dad badan oo raalli ka ahaa G1 taas, caban karin! Waan jeclaa Dagaallada Koowaad. Waan jeclahay dadka ka farxiya G1. Waxaan ku jiraa dadka. Laakiin dib-u-soo-noqoshada bilicsanaanta noocan oo kale ah waxay ka tagtay Skids iyo Trailcutter iyo ... taasi Mini-con wax qabow, 'cos hadda way ka soo horjeedaan dadka badan, laakiin sababo qaldan! Tani uma muuqato tegitaan xiiso leh mar dambe. Tani waa soo gaabinta! Oo wax waliba waa, xitaa ma fiicna! Sida oo kale, weli waan jeclahay bouncy-yar supermini alt-mode, oo had iyo jeer way fiicantahay in la arko xoogaa ficil Madax Hood Flip Flap ah. Taasi waa dhaqanka Skids. Laakiin sida oo kale, midabkiisu wuu khaldanyahay. Cagaha rajo ma leh! Garbaha ayaa loo yaqaan 'dogshit'! Wejigu toos ayuu u taaganyahay xasilloonida qoryahana waxay ka soo baxayaan si aad u overcompensatey. Maaha wax badan oo xiiso leh! Waana wax laga xishoodo, 'sababtoo ah tani runtii waxay u muuqatay inay jab weyn u tahay duuggii hore ee Skidney Poitier. Sida oo kale, wuxuu ugu dambeyntii helay 'si wanaagsan oo orod ah oo ku saabsan majaajillada halkaas oo uu cagihiisa ka helay inuu yahay halyeeyo amnesiac ah iyada oo leh awoodda weyn ee Megalearning! Friggin 'nerd. Laakiin xitaa waqtigii loogu talagalay Skids inuu noqdo mid laga cabsado, weli wuxuu ku dhaawacmey hoos u dhac xun, halkaas oo - waa hagaag, qaswadeyaasha 3, 2, 1 ... wuxuu aad uga xishooday naftiisa oo naftiisu qarxisay ka dibna si aamusnaan ah ayuu ugu sigtay dhimashadiisa, wejiga u foorari, isagoo ku gurguuranaya calooshiisa ka dibna saaxiibkiisii ​​ugu qaalisanaa caalamka wuxuu si wax ku ool ah u lahaa dhammaan xusuusteeda isaga qalliin looga tirtiray maskaxdeeda !? (taah) Markaa aan ku helo xaqan - kaliya Skids uma dhiman asal ahaan sabab la'aan, muxuu ahaa Waxyaabaha ku saabsan kooxda kumeelgaarka ah ee kumeelgaarka ah ee aysan dhab ahaantii u baahnayn sababtoo ah Megatron wuu joogay oo wuu xoogan yahay? Intaas oo keliya maahan, laakiin markaa waxay sameeyeen dhacdo dhan oo dabagal ah oo ku saabsan sida qofna uusan u siin shiis! Sidee saaxiibkeedii ugu fiicnaa uga baxay jidkeedii inuusan siin shiishad! Waan fududeynayaa, laakiin taasi waa IS wixii dhacay. Sida oo kale - miyay taasi tahay kharashka Skids-ka lagu nasto? Adduunku miyuu sidaas u quudhsadaa ninkan in guul kasta oo kasta oo lala kulmo la xasuuqo jiritaan la'aan? Dadyowga kale maskaxdooda! Maxaa kale oo aad ku samayn kartaa isaga? Miyaad doonaysaa inaad shaqsi ahaan u baabi'iso mid kasta oo ka mid ah moleculesdiisa intaan ku jirno !? Si daacadnimo ah, ixtiraam la’aan! Waa hagaag, taasi waa dhammaadkii qaswadayaasha. Sikastaba, halkee ayaynu joognaa hadda Maxaa ugu dambeeyay? Hagaag, hufnaan buuxda, runti waxaan ahaa hedgin 'qamaarkayga oo fiidyowgan ka dhigaya xoogaa 'cos qayb ka mid ah aniga ayaa rajaynayay inay jiri karaan Skids cusub oo ka imanaya dagaalka' For For Cybertron trilogy ' taasi waxay la socon laheyd miisaaniyadeeda Masterpiece bilicsanaanta iyo rikoor fiican laakiin waxaan u arkaa sida asal ahaan safka oo dhan loo muujiyey ama looga dhex daadshey meel kasta oo isha laga helo iyadoo leh karbaash wanaagga Skiddy tanina wali waa tii ugu dambeysay ee tag-qaabka casriga ah ee ol 'Steak iyo Skidney waxayna dhacdaa inay ka timaaddo jeebka waqtiga oo kooban markii wax walba si kas ah loogu diidey hal xagaa. Kama waali karo inay isku dayeen wax ka duwan sidii hore, laakiin waan ka dhaqaaqnay. Waxay ahayd 7 sano! Qof kasta oo kale wuxuu lahaa wax ka badan! Chromia, friggin 'Hoist, Doubledealer, Springer! Qof walba wuu jeclaa Gugaas hadana wuu helay mid kale! Laakiin maaha Skids! Weli waxbaan ku qabaneynaa dawadan jeermiska disha ee waqtigeedu dhammaaday. Kaliya ma rumaysan karo in aan hadda cusbooneysiinnay noocyada G1-ka ee dadka ka farxiya ee ficil ahaan dabeecad kasta waligeed marka laga reebo Skids. Waxaan u maleynayaa in Generations Skids ay tahay tooyga ugu fiican ee lagu jiro xaaladan maxaa yeelay ma istaagi doono! 'Cos hal shay, abuur abuure ahaan, waan jeclahay fiidiyowyadayda inay meel sare gaadhaan. Waa inaan siino wiilkeena guul aan mugdi ku jirin! Waxaan ubaahanahay cadeyntaas! Taasna, waxaan ka baqayaa inaan ka tagno waqtiga rasmiga ah oo aan ku leexano duurka fanfic aan sharciyeysnayn! WoOoOoOoOoOo! Haa runtii, meel dhig haddii aad rabto Master X Series Savant oo ka mid ah xayawaannada kooxda saddexaad ee 'X-Transbots' taas oo aan ugu qanacsanahay wicitaanka tan ugu dhow ee aan abid ka gaari doonno 'Masterpiece Skids'! 'Cos hubi tan! XTB Savant waa gabal quruxsan oo qurux badan oo soo bandhigaya heer nolol lagu xaqiijinayo raaxo iyo nimco hoose taas oo iga baahan inaan ku tilmaamo "gabal". Sida oo kale, isla markiiba waxay dareemeysaa wax la yaab leh gacanta! Waa miisaan culus oo adag oo siman oo leh dareemo caag ah oo tayo culus leh iyo bir dhadhan leh meeshii ku habboon - kana duwan kanaalkan. Kala-goysyadu waa kuwo adag oo xariir ah oo jawaabo leh oo Ilaah, wuxuu umuuqdaa mid friggin 'fiican! Kaliya xaqiiqda ah inay jirto tayo fiican, tirooyinka darajada aruuriyaha dabeecad kasta oo leh friggin 'workaday Honda hood ee jirka. Naftaydu aad bay u buuxsan tahay hadda! Wax yar ayaa la yaab leh inuusan heleynin laba jibbaaran saxiixa laakiin wuxuu helay qoorta aan caadiga ahayn si uu u dejiyo laakiin wax kastoo! Waan ka xumahay! Ma ku maqli karaa gabayga qalbigayga! Laakiin haddii ay tahay inaan naqdinno, waana inaan, tan tahay dib-u-eegis, waxaan u maleynayaa inaan dhaho midabada waa isku-dhafan xiiso leh. Sidaad u heshay indigo-gaas dabiici ah oo indigo dhalaalaya, oo ay weheliso barnaamijkan tamer-yada ah ee buluuga ah ee buluuga ah, oo aan qiyaasayo inuu shaqeynayo? Sida oo kale, dhammaan astaamaha halkaas jooga, ma aqaano haddii Skids ay u baahnayd daaweynta sharaf maamuuska kartoonka. Dhib maleh! Wali waan jecelahay, laakiin ma qasab baa? Carryovers-ka kaliya ee dhabta ah ee aad xitaa ka mid noqon karto kartoonku waa sida, gacmaha cirro leh oo leh qaboojiyeyaal garbaha yar oo qabow yar leh, weji yaab leh, waji cidhiidhi ah oo leh muuq aan riyado lahayn, iyo sida ... jilbaha jilicsan? Waan dunno. Hubka sidoo kale waa waji aan caadi ahayn oo miisaankiisu culus yahay oo labaduba aad ugu raaxaystaan ​​muuqaal ahaan, sida tan cajiibka ah ee mataanaha yar-yar yar ee tilmaamaha leysarka oo u eg inay tahay inuu gacantiisa galo laakiin uusan sameynin, waxaad ka arki kartaa gacantiisa oo dhan iyada oo loo marayo, iyo kan kale oo kaliya kiishkiisa oo dhan oo aan wiish lahayn. Waan dunno. Waa nooca hubka doqonimo ee doqonimada ah ee farsamo ahaan waxtar u leh si uun, laakiin ma noqon doontid kan soo saara Blitzwing, waa ya. Ma ahan wax weyn in kastoo! Kaliya waa yaab. Sida oo kale, kani waa jaantus aad u tiro yar, baahi badan, titbits nasiib-darro ah, laakiin midkoodna xitaa ma taabto sida ay u qurux badan tahay! Waxay i siineysaa wax walba. Waa inaad fiirisaa oo kaliya! Waxay leedahay albaabbada macmacaanka dhalaalaya ee dhaldhalaalaya iyo bistooladaha muraayadaha yar yar, waxay haysaa xannibaado waaweyn oo cas iyo shinni ka samaysan rubuc baabuur ah, Waxay leedahay noocaas ah * dhunkashada kuugga *, miyaad ogtahay? Taasi sorta je ne sais quoi. Taasi, erm ... waan ogahay, ee, haah, waa la helay, uh ... [gogol dhigga "Taabashada" ayaa ciyaaraysa] Nah, waa iska cadahay Isbadalku waa mid aad loogu guuleysan karo, inkasta oo kiis fudud uu kujiro qolada sadexaad ee khaaska ah ee ku adkeysiga badinta. Sida oo kale, lugaha iyo boodhku dhammaantood waa kuwo caqli gal ah oo fudud, markaa runtii ma hubo sababta ay gacmuhu u noqonayaan isku-dhafkan. Waxaa jira wax walba oo la mid ah, tabs yar iyo laba ama seddex lakab oo baalal wareegaya dhinacyada hore laakiin cunug, markaad halkaas gaarto !? Eeg, ma doonayo inaan ku helo hyperbolic halkan. Hal-ku-dheggeyga hal-ku-dheggeygu waa "keepin 'it real", laakiin tani waxay kaliya noqon kartaa qaabka gaariga ee riyadeyda! Taasi waa, ma ogi haddii ay dhab ahaantii tahay mid gebi ahaanba sax ah Honda City Tubro - Ma aqaano haddii ay dhab ahaantii leedahay xajmiga xajmiga aan caadiga ahayn, ama isteerinka dhinaca midig oo leh daboolka batroolka ee dhinaca dambe ee offside, laakiin waxay umuuqataa Skids waana wax layaableh! Weli waa isku mid si farxad leh oo farxad leh, oo si fiican u hooseeya-dhulka, laakiin in ka badan! Kaliya waxay maamushaa inay sifiican kor ugu qaaddo vibe-ka iyada oo aan laga badin ama aan la gelin nacasnimo kaftan ah. Fiiri shaygan. Waa wax qurux badan oo heer sare ah. Waxaa jira jacayl aad u badan iyo farshaxanno muujinaya laga soo bilaabo nalka hore ee indhaha-dhalaalaya illaa muraayadaha baalka caag ee aan la burburin karin iyo ... asspipe. Waxay ku siinaysaa adiga dareenka dhabta ah ee dareeraha taayirrada iyo rinjiyeynta ayaa igu helay dabbaal 'badweynta indigo! Oo bal fiiri, Skids ma noqon karto Autobot-ka ugu quruxda badan, laakiin dhab ahaantii wuxuu xagal daaciyey suuqa albaabbada havin. Oo tan iska hubi, tani waa wax lagu qoslo. Xaqiiqdii waxay isaga siiyeen mootada yar ee isku laaban maalmaha Diaclone! Xitaa kuma uusan haysan tan Transformers! Tani waa sida, pre-G1. Tani waa Pre-1! Taasi waa suurto gal tii ugu qotada badnayd abid. Tani waa goyn aad u qoto dheer oo ay u martay dhankeeda iyo dhanka kale. Kani waa boog-bixid qoto dheer oo laga baxo. U sheeg waxaas inkasta oo - aanad taageerin sanduuqan Haa, halkaas ayaan aadeynaa. Sida oo kale, waan ku qanacsanahay inay fiicantahay oo xushmad yar tahay oo aysan qashin ka dhigaynin meel armaajo ah, farshaxankuna runtii quruxsan yahay, laakiin, Eebbe, X-Transbots, shaqaaleeyo naqshadeeye! Noocyo fara badan! Aad u yar! Aad u foolxun! Waa maxay qashin-qosol-jacayl-dameer Karencore qashinka !? Maxaad sidan u samayn lahayd! Waa sawir wanaagsan! Waa inaad Taasi ma ... Eeyga Deathsaurus? Eeg, waxyaabo yar yar marka laga tago, X-Transbots Savant waa uun wax qurux badan. Tani waa suuq ururiyayaal aan nusqaan lahayn oo Skids leh ugu yaraan isleeg isku mid ah oo heer sare ah oo loo yaqaan 'Masterpiece'! Kani waa Skids-kii ugu fiicnaa ee abid soo muuqda waana la i xannibay. Waxaad hoos ugu dhacday XTB? Haa, waad i taqaanniin. [codka hore] Laakiin ugu dambayntii, si kasta oo ay u wanaagsan tahay, si kasta oo ay iigu faraxsan tahay, qayb aniga iga mid ahi way ogtahay in shaqada qaar ka mid ah shirkadaha daabacaadda sharci-dejinta aysan ku xisaabtameynin Jack waqtiga rasmiga ah. Waxay ahayd riyo oo dhan. Offside. U qalma. Xilliga qabowga, iftiinka aan la cafiyi karin ee dunida dhabta ah, waxaan bedelkeeda ka xiri doonnaa sheekada Skids aragtidiisii ​​ugu dambeysay ee la yaqaan. gudaha Q-Transformers. Cajiib. Magaca hoos u dhig ka weyn. Maaha inay jiraan wax habaaran oo Q-Transformers ka qaldan! Waxay yihiin madadaalo aan fiicnayn oo aan dhib lahayn! Xaqiiqdii waan ku raaxeystaa dharkooda aan caadiga aheyn ee dharka isku-dhafan iyo tan cirifka yar ee buluuga ah ee Suzuki waa mid aan caadi aheyn laakiin xaqiiqda ah in tani ay tahay matalaaddii ugu dambaysay ee dhab ahaan dunida ka dhacday - miyaanay u muuqan inay u eg tahay sharaf-darradii ugu dambaysay? 'Cos halka in badan oo walaalihiis ah, sida Prowl iyo Ironhide, ay leeyihiin dhammaan noocyada cusbooneysiinta iyo' Masterpieces ' iyo kii ugu dambeeyay, laba tirooyin qabow oo dameer-casri ah oo casri ah, KASTA, 18-kii bilood ee la soo dhaafay, IYO Q-Transformers, Skids waxaa hadda loo weeciyay heerka cusub ee 'cameo status', oo laga reebay khadka toosan ee casriga ah, ku dheggan qayb ka mid ah samaynta Hasbro. Si daacadnimo ah, waa wax khiyaano badan oo nin u bilaabay sidii muuqaal qurux badan oo leh shakhsiyad gaar ah ayaa loo oggolaaday inuu sidan fadhiisto! Kaalay! Qoyska Autobot-ka casriga ahi miyaanay kaliya dareemi doonin wax iska dhan oo dhammaystiran oo leh buluug yar oo buluug ah oo buluug ah oo socda! Laakiin waqtigan waxaan dareemayaa sida aysan waligood u dhici doonin, maxaa yeelay Skids kaliya uma muuqato inuu ku habboon yahay. Isagu ma fiicna. Ma ahan mid ku filan suuq geyn. Isagu weligiis ma noqon doono sida xun sida Sideswipe, ama sida ugu quruxda badan sida Sunstreaker, ama sida ugu dhakhsaha badan u muujiya sida Wheeljack. Markay jiraan waxyaabo kale oo badan, oo si ujeeddo leh u qabow isla markaana aad u iftiimaya si ay u wareegaan, sidee aragtiyaha maskaxda ka maqani u malaynayaa inuu ula socdo Dinobots? Waa nin kale. Xitaa ma ahan nin kale; isagu waa NINKA kale. Xaqiiqdii la iloobay wiilka G1. Laakiin waxaa laga yaabaa inay taasi tahay sida Skids ay tahay inay ahaato! Waxaa laga yaabaa in sababta uusan u soo xaadirin marar badan ay tahay inuusan isagu qasab ahayn. Sababtoo ah gacan-ku-rimiskaan muuqaallada aan fiicnayn ee kala firdhisan ayaa siinaya isaga oo siinaya waxoogaa hoos u dhac ah oo laga yaabee inay taasi ka qiimo badan tahay in sannad walba dib loo cusbooneysiiyo Isku-darka, ama Maamulaha dugsiga, ama awoodda ra'iisul-wasaaraha. Skids kaliya waxay noqon kartaa ilaaliyaha hoose ee furaha yar ee intaa ka yar waana laga yaabaa inaan aniga ahay kan u baahan inaan ixtiraamo taas! Kawaran hadaan anigu ahay dhibka !? Ma aniga !? Ma waxaan ahay nin madax adag oo aan fiicnayn oo aan jeclahay marwalba waan ku qoslaa yaa u fiirsada nimcada ku hareeraysan welina wuu xanaaqsan yahay 'Isagu ma lahan karo waxa kaliya ee khaaska ah ee uu doonayo? "Uuhh, Hasblow!" Taasi ma ahan aniga! Ma tahay Eeg, dabcan way ku nuugaysaa inaad daawato dabeecad aad jeceshahay inaad ku dhibtooto inaad hesho booskooda waana wax dabiici ah in la doonayo guul iyo aqbalaad guud iyaga, laakiin laga yaabee inaysan waligeed ku dhicin Skids maahan inay si qaldan u maamusho ama karti la'aan, laakiin maxaa yeelay taasi waa nolosha. Qof kastaa ma sameeyo. Waxaana laga yaabaa in taasi ay tahay waxa sheekooyinkan oo dhami ay isku dayayeen inay iiga sheegaan intii hore oo dhan: doorka Skids ee waxaas oo dhami waa inay noqdaan midka inaga lumaya. In la iloobo. Oo waxaa laga yaabaa inay aniga igu tahay hadda ... ... in loo daayo Maya! Hasbro, Ilaah baan idinku dhaarshee, waxaan rabaa miiskayga Jimcaha Transformers Kingdom Deluxe Class Skids. Tonton, waan ogahay inaad haysatid, WAA INAAD igu xidhid. Oh wiil! Taasi waxay ahayd madadaalo! Aad ayaan ugu mahadcelinayaa qof walba oo igu xirmay Skidses: taasi waa Opsimathics, Jolene, Chris oo ka badan dib u eegista Rodimus Minor, iyo fella la yiraahdo James! Dabcan dabbaaldeg weyn ayaa u hibeeyay Adam Skarnes si uu u taageero bandhigga. Waxaad ka dhigtay wax walba oo suurtagal ah, cunug! Xaq! Waxbadan ayaa laga qabanayaa. Kuu qabanaya boodboodka! Hubso inaad rukumo si aad uhesho faalooyin badan oo Thew's Transformers Transformers. Racfaan xaddidan, ku hayso 'waa run.

SKIDS: Gawaarida Xamuulka ee ugu Xun

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<text sub="clublinks" start="7.84" dur="3.52">Maxaa jira, koox! Er, ma waxaan weyn 'un? Waan u taaganahay! Waxaan dareemayaa qaabka.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="11.36" dur="5.241"> Marka gacanteyda qaado maantadan aan bixinno abaal marin aad loogu baahan yahay oo ah Autobot feejignaan gaar ah u baahan</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="16.601" dur="6.639"> yaa dhinac ka raacay, gadaal ka riixay, shaqada laga caydhiyay, oo toos u toosiyay ixtiraam la'aan sanado aad u tiro badan, siyaabo aad u tiro badan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="23.24" dur="6.252"> Haa saaxiibo, kani waa sheekada Gawaarida Gawaarida Gawaarida Gawaarida Gawaarida, taas oo si qurux badan u qurxisay cubelad</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="29.492" dur="3.468"> yaa badanaa loo wareejiyay alaab-tooy cusub iyo doorar cusub.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="32.96" dur="5.777"> Sodkan saboolka ahi wuxuu lajiraa Transformers ilaa maalmihiisii ​​hore hadana si hagar la aan ah ayaa loo iska indhatiraa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="38.738" dur="4.302"> - laakiin gurigan kuma jiro! Maanta, Skids waxay helayaan xuquuqdiisa - Thew style!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="43.56" dur="5.36"> Haa haa, koonka, Skidward duug ah oo sabool ah halkan waxaa si xanuun badan looga isticmaalay warbaahinta caadiga ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="48.92" dur="5.717"> Joogitaankiisa oo dhan wuxuu ahaa mid aad u deggan oo aamusan illaa uu ugu dambeyntii ku dhuftey tallaabadiisa soddon.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="54.637" dur="0.662"> Isku mid.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="55.299" dur="5.341"> Waxaan ula jeedaa, miyuu wax ka qabtay G1? Sida oo kale, wuxuu muujiyey shaashadda, laakiin wuxuu ahaa nin daawadayaal ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="60.64" dur="7.04"> marka laga soo tago hal mar oo uu is rogay ka dibna waxay u isticmaaleen xuubkiisa aan noolaha lahayn nooc ka mid ah carshiga robot argagax leh</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="67.943" dur="0.632"> Halyeeygeyga.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="68.575" dur="4.705"> Intii uu daabacayay, wuxuu u badan yahay inuu caan ku yahay helitaanka qubays isbuunyo oo aad u foolxun</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="73.28" dur="4.48"> laakiin waxa kaliya ee uu abid sameeyo ee aan xasuusto waxay ahayd waqtigaas isaga, uh, wuxuu ku qarxay illowsi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="77.76" dur="2.56"> Taasi waa isaga. Taasi waa saxiixiisa dhaqaaq.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="80.32" dur="4.48"> Laakiin sida inbadan oo ka mid ah waxa ka qaldan adduunka, waxaan dareemayaa inay inta badan ku soo degto maamul xumo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="84.8" dur="4.32"> Taasi waa, horaantii '80s, kooxda Hasbro waxay gacanta ku hayeen hawl baaxad leh</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="89.12" dur="6.56"> oo leh jilayaal badan oo lagu horumariyo laguna suuq geeyo, iyo Skids marwalba waxay umuuqatay inay tahay midka sibiibix ah looga dhex baxo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="95.68" dur="8.513"> Isaga ayaa ahaa mid aad u badan oo toy ah oo loogu talagalay inuu keeno 'gadaal gadaal, oo si dhib yar uun loo xoqo' khaanadaha oo aan lahayn meel adag oo ku yaal safka 1984 ama '85,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="104.193" dur="4.767"> lumbered with the last title title in the baaldi, dabeecad aad u liidata oo dabeecad leh,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="108.96" dur="4.458"> iyo magac - in kasta oo farsamo ahaan farsamo ahaan adag - had iyo jeer kaa dhigaysa inaad ka fikirto poopoo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="113.418" dur="7.197"> Xaqiiqdiina waxay dabada ka riixaysaa dameerkayga inuu ahaa mid aan jirin, 'aniga aniga, G1 Skids waa mid si fudud uga mid ah gawaarida asalka ah ee ugu fiican!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="120.64" dur="1.584"> Waxaan ahay friggin 'halis ah. 3 sare!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="122.224" dur="4.976"> 'Cos iska hubi! Tani waa sawir qurux badan oo qaata naqshadeynta naqshadeynta gawaarida muhiimka ah -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="127.2" dur="2"> feeraha daboola, albaabada baalasha, dhammaan hits -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="129.2" dur="5.52"> oo gebi ahaanba ka dhigaya mid isaga u gaar ah leh qaab yar oo laba jibbaaran oo aan cidi karin!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="134.72" dur="1.6"> Taasi cid kale oo runtii isku dayday inay ka baxdo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="136.32" dur="8.16"> Wuxuu uun u iftiimiyaa si gaar ah oo aad u raalli ah dariiqadaas buluugga ah ee birta ah ee aadka u qoto dheer leh dhammaan istiikarka casriga ah ee casriga ah,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="144.48" dur="5.28"> feedho caag cas oo jilicsan iyo cagaha iyo surwaal iyo mashiinno yar oo wareegsan oo chromey ah!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="149.76" dur="2.595"> Anigana waxaan u arkaa jir ahaan inuu xoogaa doofy lookin '.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="152.355" dur="6.365"> Isagu si sax ah ugama bixiyo tamarta xun ee dagaalyahankiisa leh dhererkiisa lugta ah ee cajiibka ah iyo gacmaha aan xusulka lahayn</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="158.72" dur="3.36"> laakiin taasi miyay ka dhigaysaa inuu ka yar yahay asaaggiisa? Kani waa buugga G1!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="162.08" dur="5.12"> Sida oo kale, wuxuu heystaa xirmooyinka loo baahan yahay ee hubka qalinka iyo gantaalaha aanan hubin weligey inuu shaqeynayay,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="167.2" dur="4.141"> qeexitaanku waa ujeedo ujeedo leh, walina wuu ku faraxsan yahay taas.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="171.341" dur="3.539"> Taasi waa waxa aan ka jecel nahay G1! Tani waa sida dhabta ah ee ay hesho!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="174.88" dur="5.657"> Skids waa livin 'mowjadda koowaad ee' 80s nolosha kitsch umana baahna ADIGA inaad isaga ansaxiso.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="181.394" dur="2"> Laakiin waan sameeyaa. U sheeg inuu qurux badan yahay.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="185.273" dur="0.5"> Dheh.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="192.184" dur="3.516"> Isbeddelku - sida ninka oo kale - waa mid aan la diidi karin!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="195.7" dur="4.795"> Kaliya nooc xarrago leh oo aan dhib badnayn oo crumplestiltskids nooc arrin ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="200.495" dur="4.294"> oo leh dhaqdhaqaaq saxeexan oo gaar ah oo aan jeclahay inaan ugu yeedho madaxa daboolka madaxa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="204.789" dur="4.557"> Sida oo kale, boonbaladu way furmayaan madaxa robo ee yarna wuu wareegayaa wuuna laalaabayaa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="209.346" dur="3.294"> sidaa darteed sababta uusan u haynin qoortaas foosha xun ee inbadan oo ka mid ahi sameeyaan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="212.64" dur="2.24"> Waa dhaqaaq xoog leh, oo isagaa iska leh!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="214.88" dur="4.32"> Qaabkan alt ee Honda City Turbo waa wax yar oo aad u faraxsan oo wax ah!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="219.2" dur="6.08"> Fiiri, adigu waad ogtahay inaan ahay nuugaya milimobile buluug chunky, iyo Skids waa kuwa ugu run badan ee buluugga ah.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="225.28" dur="3.07"> Kaliya way i dhalaalisaa, nin, waa sida daciifnimadayda tooska ah.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="228.35" dur="5.747"> 'Cos, okay, laga soo bilaabo xirfadle qiimeyn toy toy mustaqbalkiisa aragtida waxa ay leedahay taayirada caag ah iyo rubsign ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="234.097" dur="2.383"> iyo xoogaa dhinta oo tuuritaan ah oo ay ururiyayaashu damcaan</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="236.48" dur="6.88"> iyo albaabbada shaqeeya iyo bootkuba waxay farsamo ahaan uga sii muuqdaan inta badan baabuurta casriga ah ee casriga ah ee xilligan</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="243.36" dur="2.862"> laakiin gudaha gudahiisa kaliya waxaan ku tijaabinayaa 'farxad'!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="246.222" dur="5.138"> Waxaan rabaa inaan waxan ku dhajiyo maalinta oo dhan! Waxaan rabaa inaan u salaaxo madaxa sida hamster oo waxaan ku quudiyaa sabiib.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="251.36" dur="5.44"> Waa lay sixray. Sidee dunidu u jeclayn sheygan !? Sidee baynaan 50 ka mid ah u helin?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="256.8" dur="7.84"> Waan dunno. Waxaan u maleynayaa 'cos maahan sida baabuur isboorti oo jinsi ah ama mobiil dagaal xun. Waxaan qiyaasayaa inay tahay sababta ay midkan ugu siiyeen dhabarka dambe ee caajiska ah.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="264.64" dur="5.08"> 'Cos marka aad shaqeyneyso' oo ay weheliyaan koox ka mid ah supercars ajaanib ah oo cabsi badan, yaa doonaya inuu noqdo qashqashaad aan dhib lahayn?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="269.72" dur="5.164"> Lookin 'sidan oo kale kaaama dhigi doono megastar laakiin waxay xaqiiqdii ka dhigeysaa Skids inay dareento inay ku dhisan tahay xaqiiqda</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="274.884" dur="3.16"> waana intaas intaa ka sii badan waxa aan ka rabo aalado is qariya.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="278.044" dur="4.516"> Waxaa jiri kara afar ka mid ah kuwaan oo la dhigay waddadeyda hadda xitaa xitaa kor uma qaadi doono sunnaha aan la arki karin!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="282.56" dur="8.186"> Socodkan yar ee hagaagsan ayaa si uun ugala sheekaysan kara carruurta qabow ee isu roga, sida, Lamborghinis bannaan, iyo hal baabuur tartan gaar ah.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="290.746" dur="3.494"> Isqarin weyn, wiilal, si sax ah ayaad isugu dhex milmi doontaa. Miyaadanad arag Drive?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="294.24" dur="2.71"> Doot-de-doot-de-doooo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="296.95" dur="4.256"> Ooh, Habka Gawaarida Yar Yar ee Doot-de-Doo, taasi waa ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="301.6" dur="1.92"> LAHAYN!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="303.52" dur="7.264"> Marka, ma aragtay waxaan ula jeedo? Skids waa xiddig dhab ah oo kali ah oo leh naqshad qurux badan oo gaar ah iyo tan qalbi furan oo Autobot ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="310.784" dur="4.736"> waana macquul inuu yahay kan ugu waariista badan Diacloney dhammaan wiilasha baabuurta asalka ah ee laga keeno dalka.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="316.92" dur="6.352"> Waxaan ula jeedaa, inuu aad uga hoos adeegay Transformers-ka oo ay u muuqato mid dabiici ah in laga fekero tan sidii Diaclone toy!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="323.272" dur="4.855"> Waxaa laga yaabaa inaan daawado aasaasiin aad u badan, Toy Galaxy aad u badan - haddii ay jiraan wax noocaas ah -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="328.127" dur="7.412"> laakiin waxaan si sahal ah u sawiri karaa mootadan 'toy' oo ku wareegsan mid ka mid ah meelaha quruxda badan ee buluug-samada ah ee lagu dhejiyo xayeysiiska Takara TV-ga qaarkood.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="335.539" dur="3.725"> In ka badan ... toogashada 'leysarka' at Decepticons? Taas ma sameeyo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="339.264" dur="7.026"> Laakiin xitaa iyada oo maskaxda lagu hayo, tanina wali waa aniga, aniga ahaan, toy-kii ugu dambeeyay ee rasmiga ah ee Skids oo runtii u muuqday ama dareemay sida Skids</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="346.29" dur="6.044"> 'cos xitaa adduun ku mashquulsan nostalgia, Skids weligeed waligeed kuma guuleysan inay sameyso soo noqnoqosho macno leh.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="352.334" dur="6.38"> Waxaan ula jeedaa, waxaa jiray caruur yar oo Skids ah, laakiin dhammaantood waxay ahaayeen tarjumaano culus ama sida, cajaa'ib la yaab leh oo ka baxsan cilmiga.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="359.202" dur="6.878"> Tusaale ahaan u soo qaado Robotyada Dharka lagu shubo ee loo yaqaan 'Skud-Z', yaa ... waa hagaag, si cad uma muuqato isku nin, laakiin wuxuu leeyahay magaca, nooca!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="366.08" dur="2"> Waa maxay taasi, Skid-Zuh?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="368.08" dur="1.643"> Skid-Zee?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="369.723" dur="1.157"> Skid-Zed?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="370.88" dur="1.6"> Waa maxay nooca Gobot-dameer magacaa?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="372.48" dur="1.508"> Kaalay, Nasasho-Q!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="373.988" dur="4.637"> Laakiin fiiri, RID Skid-Z halkan hubaal wax walbaa way fiicnaayeen, oo u rogay qaab ciyaareed cajiib ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="378.625" dur="6.996"> isagoo ah turk-revvin 'feer dhalinyaro ah oo leh qabatin khasab ah' cos si kadis ah ayuu u baaray cirfiid darawal Formula 1 ah !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="385.621" dur="1.579"> Waxaa laga yaabaa in Skid-Z ay tahay mid dabacsan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="387.885" dur="0.5"> Cajiib ah.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="388.385" dur="3.935"> Marka Zedhead halkan si cad ugama xirna Hondabot -keenna hoose -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="392.32" dur="4.379"> waa wax badan oo ka mid ah Mirage-a-like, oo ku saleysan sida uu ugu jiro sawirka 'Machine Wars Mirage'</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="396.699" dur="2.821"> taas oo iyaduna ku salaysnayd naqshad laga joojiyay shirkadda G2.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="399.52" dur="7.64"> Waxaa jiray waxyaabo badan oo intaas ka dib - RID, Mashiinnada Warshadaha, Robot Masters, Beast Wars II - dhammaantood waxay ahaayeen kuwo ku qulqulaya 'G2 overpill.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="407.16" dur="3.011"> Laakiin kuwani waxay ahaayeen tirooyin adag, nin yahow! Waxay u qalmeen xoogaa ficil ah!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="410.171" dur="5.033"> Waxay ahaayeen qosol, waxay lahaayeen waxbadan oo ay soo bandhigaan, runtiina taariikh ma aysan lahayn 5 ama 6 sano.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="416.068" dur="0.732"> Niyadda weyn.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="416.8" dur="7.293"> Sikastaba, qaabka aaladaha 'robot' ayaa macquul ah xoogaa sorta bilaa naxariis iyo boorso leh laabta gawaarida oo aad u weyn iyo addimo qallafsan oo xun</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="424.093" dur="7.085"> laakiin wali wuu iska dhigayaa wax kasta oo sax ah, nooc ah, oo wuxuu u muuqdaa mid toosan oo swish ah oo isku dhafan oo isku dhafan oo ah magenta dhalaalaya, shaaha birta ah,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="431.96" dur="6.44"> iyo midab dhexdhexaad ah oo qabow oo laga yaabo ama laga yaabo inayan mar uun ku caddaan xoog badan oo dhuumo nalka jannada ah!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="438.4" dur="6.728"> Isaga oo ah cunug Gimmick-waswaasiya G2, si dabiici ah ayaa loogu dhisay hareeraha yar ee mishiinka gawaarida</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="445.128" dur="3.938"> iyo qaabkan F1 ee xiisaha badan, nacalad ayaa ah in waxoogaa dhalaalaya!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="449.066" dur="4.23"> Ka hubi jeexjeexyadeeda jilicsan ee jilicsan 'iyo goos gooska tartanka!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="453.296" dur="7.026"> Aniguna ma jeclaan karo haddii ay aniga kaliya tahay, laakiin waxaa jira wax uun oo arrintan ku saabsan oo dareemaya noocyo 50s leh midabada kareemka kinda iyo xargaha Coca-Cola,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="460.54" dur="1.019"> sida Coke sabayn,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="461.559" dur="4.23"> flashin 'qaar ka mid ah noocyada caanka ah ee' Chevy fender bulge 'oo leh qaababka baalasha laba-geesoodka ah!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="465.789" dur="1.891"> Tani waa mid aad u xiiso badan 'sidii ay ahayd' maanta '!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="467.68" dur="4.766"> Sababtoo ah marka xigta magaca Skid-Z ayaa soo bixi doona ka dib markii ninkan uu saarnaa Armada Mini-con.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="472.446" dur="1.554"> Iyo mid xishood ah, sidoo kale!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="474" dur="6.669"> Sida oo kale, ka dib markii ay ka dhammaadeen fikradaha ku aaddan waxyaabaha ay caruurtu ku ciyaaraan ee dhabta ah, waxay ku dhammaadeen inay iska xoojiyaan koox ka mid ah Beast Wars Transmetal recolours</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="480.669" dur="4.771"> si kor loogu qaado hirarka dambe, iyo Skid-Z wuxuu ahaa uun magaca ay ku dhufteen Mini-con</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="485.44" dur="3.427"> - mid ka mid ah LABA-qasaaro-yar-yar oo ay ku tuureen mid ka mid ah kuwaas!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="488.867" dur="3.133"> Ka hadal slummin 'it! Inbadan oo lamid ah Skid-Z-List.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="492" dur="8.48"> Markaa waan ka gudbi doonnaa taas bedelkeedana waxaan horay ugu boodaynaa Skids markii ugu horreysay ee guuleyste ah oo guuleysata boodhkiisa buluugga ah ee 'Alternators / Binaltech'</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="500.48" dur="2.416"> - khadku si dicey ah ayey ugu bixiyeen laba jeer -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="502.896" dur="5.264"> taas oo, sidaan u daboolin waagii hore, waxay ahayd qaar ka mid ah waxyaabihii ugu horreeyay ee soo nooleynta G1 laga soo bilaabo bartamihii 2000-meeyadii.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="508.16" dur="7.68"> Tani waxay ahayd soo nooleyntii asalka ahayd ee 1984, marka waxay ahayd inay ahaato barta ugu fiican Skids inay murqaha gasho oo ay booskiisa ka dhigato horyaalada waaweyn!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="515.84" dur="3.506"> Laakiin inta aan necbahay inaan idhaahdo, wuxuu u eg yahay kaftan?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="519.346" dur="3.16"> 'Cos fiiri waxan dhiigyacab ah! Waa dorkus noocaas ah!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="522.506" dur="5.494"> Kaliya waxay u soo baxeysaa si aad u jilicsan oo jilicsan oo leh nooca jidhka ee caloosha ee cajiibka ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="528" dur="4"> isagoo ku sii yaraanaya gacmihiisa qunyar-socodka ah iyo bistoolad yar oo xun.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="532.44" dur="4.52"> Laakiin wali, waa wax fiican! Sheeg waxaad rabto, kani waa mashiin culus!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="536.96" dur="6.08"> Xaqiiqdii wuxuu helay bambooyin si gaar ah loo yaqaan 'Binaltech bombastast', oo si togan u biiraya muuqaal muuqaal ah,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="543.04" dur="3.992"> shaqo gacmeed xamaasad leh iyo injineernimada wanaagsan ee labyrinthine</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="547.032" dur="6.728"> leh cinwaanadaas sharciyeysan iyo dambas bahalnimo, suumano garabka madow oo culus iyo marwalba hagitaan firfircoon!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="553.76" dur="3.501"> Iyo sida oo kale, lugaha ayaa ubucda sidii shit, laakiin iyagu waa nool yihiin!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="557.261" dur="5.939"> Waxaad heshey kuwan kuuskuusyada waaweyn, bowdyo lacag ah oo dhabanno leh jilib jilib madow leh,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="563.2" dur="4"> iyo kabahaas la daadiyey ee 'trapezium' ah ayaa si aan hubaysnayn u jilicsan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="567.2" dur="2"> Sidan u dhig - sidee baad u illoobi doontaa sheygan?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="569.2" dur="8.24"> Waa chungus cufan-la-aan culeys lahayn oo leh awood Autobot ah oo gabi ahaanba lama iska indho tiri doono!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="589.6" dur="3.84"> Taasi waa inay noqotaa mid ka mid ah isbeddellada ugu fog ee abid, nin.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="593.44" dur="2.981"> Sida oo kale, xitaa wiilka Binal, tani waa xoogaa xishood cabsi leh!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="596.421" dur="6.459"> Gobolkiisa boobkiisa oo dhami wuu faafaa wuxuuna ku fidaa ul meel madaxiisa ah ul kale,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="602.88" dur="5.539"> macno ahaan everythig wuu rogayaa oo uu wareegayaa ka dibna gacmihiisu waxay ku dhejinayaan qoorta qoortiisa !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="608.419" dur="6.847"> Si daacadnimo ah, haddii aad u aragto inaad tahay qof jecel Transformer, waa inaad ku hubisaa arintan qof ahaan ugu yaraan hal mar, cilmi baaris.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="615.266" dur="5.054"> Laakiin haa, tani waa sida Binaltech u dooratay inay cusbooneysiiso Skids-kii hore sidii ilmo Toyota ah oo isku xidhan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="620.32" dur="6.312"> Y'all way ogtahay in Binaltech uu ku nool yahay kuna dhinto qaabkiisa gawaarida, iyo sida, si kastaba ha noqotee jahwareer iyo qaboojin gaarigan wuxuu noqon karaa,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="626.632" dur="3.219"> shaqadii ay u rogeen 'Transformer'? Jebiyey!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="629.851" dur="6.08"> Sida oo kale iska hubi, si qurux badan loogu xardhay afar albaab oo shaqeynaya, mishiinka qaniinyada qaniinyada,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="635.931" dur="3.235"> iyo gudaha oo runtii u muuqda meel quruxsan oo qabow laga noqon karo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="639.166" dur="6.274"> Waa inaan xuso - kuraasta hore ee uu ka soo baxay hal mar oo kaliya kuma celin karo iyaga halkaas ilaa noloshayda, markaa iyagu waa qalab hadda jira.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="645.44" dur="8.16"> Waad ku mahadsantahay Jannada kani waa midka Takara ee leh dameerka cufan ee cufan oo aan lahayn kuwa xun ee burburka-Af-dameerka ololka tampos.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="653.6" dur="1.732"> Halkaas waxaa ku yaal balastar miridh ah Gunno!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="655.332" dur="7.868"> Waxaan sidoo kale noqon lahaa xumaan ma dhihi doono wax ku saabsan tan hubaashii waxay uraysaa Ironhide, oo si muuqata uga maqnaa badalka badalka</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="663.2" dur="4.8"> iyo gaadhigan fiiqan ee leh koofiyaddiisa koofiyadaysan ee loo yaqaan 'ridge koofiyad' wuxuu ku habboonaan lahaa isaga</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="668" dur="5.479"> laakiin waxaan u maleynayaa in laga yaabo in wakiilada Toyota ay ku adkeysteen buluug si ay ugu sii daayaan Skids daqiiqada ugu dambeysa?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="673.479" dur="4.379"> Ma ogi taas xaqiiqda, laakiin taasi waxay noqon laheyd nooc ka mid ah sida Skids loo maareeyay!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="677.858" dur="5.342"> Waxaan ula jeedaa, rodol rodol, tani waxay u egtahay inay tahay tii ugu fiicnayd ee Skids waligeed, iyo haddii ay ku dhacday oo keliya qulqulka,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="683.2" dur="5.44"> oo ah meesha ugu dambeysa ee lagu fuliyo waajibaadka dibedda, taasi waxay noqon laheyd dhaqdhaqaaq Skids kaamil ah!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="688.64" dur="1.762"> Fatshame haddii ay qasab tahay - tani waa astaan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="690.402" dur="4.409"> Marka wax kasta oo la tixgeliyo, waxaan dareemayaa sida Binaltech Skidneybean dhab ahaantii si fiican u qabato!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="694.811" dur="8.096"> Waqtigaas oo dhan wuxuu lahaa jawi noocaas ah, nin. Sida oo kale, waxay umuuqatay mid aad uqurux badan in la keeno 'Transformers' oo dib loogu celiyo nafteeda asalka dhabta ah ee baabuurta,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="702.907" dur="3.368"> si cad baa loogu dhisay jacayl, waana friggin 'ayaa loola jeeday!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="707.364" dur="1.276"> Ka dibna filimada ayaa dhacay.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="709.16" dur="6.04"> Hada, inbadan oo aan si xoogan isku dhafiyay dareenka ku saabsan filimada, marwalba waan difaaci doonaa falsafada naqshada.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="715.2" dur="4.8"> 'Cos waligeed kuma dhicin dhadhankeyga laakiin marwalba waan awoodaa inaan ka helo waxyaabo aan jeclahay,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="720.038" dur="3.606"> waa dhinac ka mid ah astaanta in dad badan oo si sharci ah runtii u jecel,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="723.648" dur="4.676"> waa mid aad u ansax ah, oo dhaqaale ahaan ayaa awood u siisay meelaha kale ee xuquuqaha inay kobcaan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="728.324" dur="5.116"> Waxaad dooneysaa inaad ka dhigto Titan Class Scorponok inay dhacdo, waa inaad ku iibisaa dhowr kiis oo ah Bumblebees, okay? Waan ognahay tan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="733.44" dur="8.335"> Iyo sida, intaan necbahay maskaxda #NotMyTransformers, tani aad ugama badna Skids-kayga. Uma baahnid inaad aragto Skids-kayga.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="741.775" dur="4.465"> Mana aha sida uu xitaa wax u leeyahay Skids-kan! Sidaan aragnay - magac uun. Waan wadaagi karnaa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="746.24" dur="3.933"> Anigu iskuma dayin inaan noqdo nin "carruurnimadayda halaagay". Waa uun, ninkani wuu nuugaa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="750.173" dur="5.347"> 'Cos anigu kuma lihi adiga, laakiin aniga ahaan, filimada filimka, had iyo jeer waxaa jira xanaaq yar oo ah "hm, taasi maahan waxa uu u eg yahay!"</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="755.52" dur="1.197"> "Jiirku cagaar ma aha!"</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="756.717" dur="4.439"> Laakiin badankood, runti maahan wax adag in la aqbalo. Sida oo kale, Soundwave runti uma eka Soundwave,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="761.156" dur="3.963"> laakiin wuxuu sameynayaa waxyaabo isgaarsiineed oo qarsoodi ah, wuxuu heystaa kuwa isaga ku hadla, taas ayaa shaqeyneysa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="765.119" dur="4.641"> Xitaa xitaa kuwa magaca kaliya wadaaga, runtii ma ahan wax adag in la kala saaro ninkaan iyo ninkaas.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="769.76" dur="3.2"> Sida oo kale, taasi maaha Kulul Kulul sidaan aqaanno, laakiin waa hagaag! Aan aragno waxa aad heshay!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="772.96" dur="2"> Laakiin Skids waxay u egtahay,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="775.2" dur="0.971"> f ** k adiga.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="776.171" dur="5.331"> Isagu waa dabeecad si ula kac ah uga careysiisa dumbass filim jilicsan oo si isku mid ah u dhibsanaya</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="781.502" dur="7.65"> iyadoo qaab ula kac ah oo naxdin leh iyo cunsuriyad xad dhaaf ah waxayna si cad ugu magacaabeen "Skids" WAAYO waxay u egtahay shitting.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="789.152" dur="4.448"> Taasi waa nooca lowbrow ee aan halkaan kaga shaqeyneyno. Ugu hooseeya ee browest.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="793.6" dur="2"> Laakiin tooygu ma xuma, markay socdaan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="795.6" dur="5.955"> 'Cos guud ahaan, Aargoosiga alaabta lagu ciyaaro waxay ahaayeen kuwo aad u fiican! Sida oo kale, si wanaagsan ayaa loo sameeyay, si faahfaahsan u faahfaahsan oo muuqaal hodan ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="801.555" dur="4.525"> waa waxoogaa muuqaal ahaan mashquul ah oo si weyn u kibblesome, laakiin taasi waa waxa uu u eg yahay!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="806.08" dur="4.944"> Qoraalku waa wada sax, wuxuu heystaa xoogaa madadaalo ah oo aan faa'iido lahayn laakiin gimmicks aan caqli gal ahayn ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="811.568" dur="2"> (qosol) Kaalay!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="816.739" dur="1.465"> (hindhisooyin)</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="818.24" dur="5.003"> ... iyo sida loogu tiirsan yahay filim sameeyayaasha, qaabka gaariga runti waa quruxsan yahay. Waxay leedahay snazz.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="823.243" dur="5.479"> Laakiin dhibaatada ay leedahay toy-gan ayaa ah inay tahay mid ay ku ciyaaraan dabeecadda ay ka tirsan tahay.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="828.722" dur="3.678"> Waan necbahay isaga. Eeg wajigiisa. Ku dheji ninkan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="832.4" dur="7.44"> Si dhib leh uma maleynayo inay tani tahay duur-xul, laakiin Skids iyo Mudflap runtii waa mid ka mid ah dhibcaha ugu hooseeya taariikhda guud ee Transformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="839.84" dur="4.885"> Laadiyaha dhabta ahna waa in Khariidadahaani ay aad uga badan yihiin joogitaanka marka loo eego Skids-ka aan jeclahay -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="844.725" dur="6.639"> waqti shaashad badan, hubaal alaabooyin badan - taas oo ka dhigaysa tan 'dipshit snotgoblin' nooca ugu sarreeya ee Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="851.364" dur="3.356"> Isaguna waa KOOXAHA ugu XUN! Wuxuu u eg yahay xumaanta Skids!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="854.72" dur="2.88"> Friggin 'Jolt wuxuu sameeyaa Skids ka fiican Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="857.6" dur="8.185"> Isagu waa uun nuxurka dhabta ah ee dhibaato kasta oo ay filimadu sii daayeen oo weynaadeen isla markaana hoos u dhigeen xitaa si uun</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="865.785" dur="5.095"> oo si toos ah loogu duray godka maskaxdaada dhamaanteenna waxaan uga xunahay khibrada.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="870.88" dur="1.6"> Hm! Weli dhibic xanuun, sida muuqata.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="872.48" dur="5.76"> Qiyaas waa inaan si kooban u dhex dhignaa nooca fasalka Legion-ka ee dhif iyo naadir ah ee loo yaqaan 'cybergoth deco' oo ka yimaada Madow Dayaxa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="878.24" dur="4.8"> meesha, wixii la ogaa inuu aad u dhaqaajiyay Skids, ayaa laga saaray filimka!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="883.04" dur="1.2"> Ahh, waad neceb tahay inaad aragto.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="884.844" dur="4.617"> Sikastaba, arrimuhu waxyar unbay ushaqeeyeen Skids markii uu markale kusoo laabtay xididdadiisa buluuga ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="890.102" dur="2.818"> cutubka 2013 ee Jiilka!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="892.92" dur="2.486"> Hadda, waad i taqaanniin. Jiilku waa macmacaankayga!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="895.4" dur="1.4"> Movieverse waa marmalade!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="896.8" dur="1.108"> Dagaalada bahalka waa aniga</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="899.18" dur="0.82"> bovril.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="900" dur="4.48"> Marka tani waa mid aan dib u eegnay waqtigaas. Ha daawanin, waa video shit ah. Waa da 'xun!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="904.48" dur="4.16"> Laakiin waqtigaas, runtii waan ku raaxeysanayay jihada Jiilku u muuqday inay ku sii socdaan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="909.621" dur="6.219"> Sida oo kale, waxay u socdeen qaab IDW adag, waxaan leenahay faws taageerayaal dhulka hoostiisa ah oo u soo baxaya sida Jhiaxus iyo Chromia,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="915.84" dur="4.6"> xoogaa ka mid ah Armada iyo Dagaaladii bahalka ee socda, waxay ahayd rad! Waan sugi kari waayey inaan arko halka ay ku socoto!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="920.44" dur="2.44"> Iyo in si cadaalad ah ay ahayd quruxsan xiiso leh laba bilood,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="922.88" dur="5.925"> maxaa yeelay markaa kadib Dagaallada Koowaad ayaa yimid oo dib u riixiyay wax kasta oo dib u soo ceshaday 'dad badan oo raalli ka ahaa G1</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="928.805" dur="4.647"> taas, caban karin! Waan jeclaa Dagaallada Koowaad. Waan jeclahay dadka ka farxiya G1. Waxaan ku jiraa dadka.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="933.452" dur="5.271"> Laakiin dib-u-soo-noqoshada bilicsanaanta noocan oo kale ah waxay ka tagtay Skids iyo Trailcutter iyo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="939.037" dur="5.301"> ... taasi Mini-con wax qabow, 'cos hadda way ka soo horjeedaan dadka badan, laakiin sababo qaldan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="944.338" dur="3.982"> Tani uma muuqato tegitaan xiiso leh mar dambe. Tani waa soo gaabinta!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="948.32" dur="2"> Oo wax waliba waa, xitaa ma fiicna!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="950.32" dur="5.895"> Sida oo kale, weli waan jeclahay bouncy-yar supermini alt-mode, oo had iyo jeer way fiicantahay in la arko xoogaa ficil Madax Hood Flip Flap ah.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="956.215" dur="1.316"> Taasi waa dhaqanka Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="957.531" dur="4.885"> Laakiin sida oo kale, midabkiisu wuu khaldanyahay. Cagaha rajo ma leh! Garbaha ayaa loo yaqaan 'dogshit'!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="962.416" dur="6.762"> Wejigu toos ayuu u taaganyahay xasilloonida qoryahana waxay ka soo baxayaan si aad u overcompensatey. Maaha wax badan oo xiiso leh!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="969.178" dur="4.422"> Waana wax laga xishoodo, 'sababtoo ah tani runtii waxay u muuqatay inay jab weyn u tahay duuggii hore ee Skidney Poitier.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="973.6" dur="5.925"> Sida oo kale, wuxuu ugu dambeyntii helay 'si wanaagsan oo orod ah oo ku saabsan majaajillada halkaas oo uu cagihiisa ka helay inuu yahay halyeeyo amnesiac ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="979.525" dur="2.555"> iyada oo leh awoodda weyn ee Megalearning!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="982.08" dur="0.781"> Friggin 'nerd.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="982.861" dur="5.926"> Laakiin xitaa waqtigii loogu talagalay Skids inuu noqdo mid laga cabsado, weli wuxuu ku dhaawacmey hoos u dhac xun, halkaas oo -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="988.787" dur="3.13"> waa hagaag, qaswadeyaasha 3, 2, 1 ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="991.917" dur="8.563"> wuxuu aad uga xishooday naftiisa oo naftiisu qarxisay ka dibna si aamusnaan ah ayuu ugu sigtay dhimashadiisa, wejiga u foorari, isagoo ku gurguuranaya calooshiisa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1000.48" dur="6.52"> ka dibna saaxiibkiisii ​​ugu qaalisanaa caalamka wuxuu si wax ku ool ah u lahaa dhammaan xusuusteeda isaga qalliin looga tirtiray maskaxdeeda !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1007" dur="4.36"> (taah) Markaa aan ku helo xaqan - kaliya Skids uma dhiman asal ahaan sabab la'aan,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1011.36" dur="6.56"> muxuu ahaa Waxyaabaha ku saabsan kooxda kumeelgaarka ah ee kumeelgaarka ah ee aysan dhab ahaantii u baahnayn sababtoo ah Megatron wuu joogay oo wuu xoogan yahay?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1017.92" dur="4.64"> Intaas oo keliya maahan, laakiin markaa waxay sameeyeen dhacdo dhan oo dabagal ah oo ku saabsan sida qofna uusan u siin shiis!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1022.56" dur="3.52"> Sidee saaxiibkeedii ugu fiicnaa uga baxay jidkeedii inuusan siin shiishad!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1026.08" dur="2.387"> Waan fududeynayaa, laakiin taasi waa IS wixii dhacay.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1028.467" dur="2.573"> Sida oo kale - miyay taasi tahay kharashka Skids-ka lagu nasto?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1031.04" dur="7.04"> Adduunku miyuu sidaas u quudhsadaa ninkan in guul kasta oo kasta oo lala kulmo la xasuuqo jiritaan la'aan?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1038.08" dur="3.68"> Dadyowga kale maskaxdooda! Maxaa kale oo aad ku samayn kartaa isaga?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1041.76" dur="4.111"> Miyaad doonaysaa inaad shaqsi ahaan u baabi'iso mid kasta oo ka mid ah moleculesdiisa intaan ku jirno !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1045.871" dur="2.922"> Si daacadnimo ah, ixtiraam la’aan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1050.689" dur="1.167"> Waa hagaag, taasi waa dhammaadkii qaswadayaasha.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1051.856" dur="1.704"> Sikastaba, halkee ayaynu joognaa hadda Maxaa ugu dambeeyay?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1053.56" dur="3.88"> Hagaag, hufnaan buuxda, runti waxaan ahaa hedgin 'qamaarkayga oo fiidyowgan ka dhigaya xoogaa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1057.44" dur="4"> 'cos qayb ka mid ah aniga ayaa rajaynayay inay jiri karaan Skids cusub oo ka imanaya dagaalka' For For Cybertron trilogy '</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1061.44" dur="4.141"> taasi waxay la socon laheyd miisaaniyadeeda Masterpiece bilicsanaanta iyo rikoor fiican</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1065.581" dur="6.899"> laakiin waxaan u arkaa sida asal ahaan safka oo dhan loo muujiyey ama looga dhex daadshey meel kasta oo isha laga helo iyadoo leh karbaash wanaagga Skiddy</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1072.48" dur="4.438"> tanina wali waa tii ugu dambeysay ee tag-qaabka casriga ah ee ol 'Steak iyo Skidney</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1076.918" dur="5.482"> waxayna dhacdaa inay ka timaaddo jeebka waqtiga oo kooban markii wax walba si kas ah loogu diidey hal xagaa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1082.4" dur="6.381"> Kama waali karo inay isku dayeen wax ka duwan sidii hore, laakiin waan ka dhaqaaqnay. Waxay ahayd 7 sano! Qof kasta oo kale wuxuu lahaa wax ka badan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1088.8" dur="3.2"> Chromia, friggin 'Hoist, Doubledealer, Springer!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1092" dur="3"> Qof walba wuu jeclaa Gugaas hadana wuu helay mid kale!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1095" dur="5"> Laakiin maaha Skids! Weli waxbaan ku qabaneynaa dawadan jeermiska disha ee waqtigeedu dhammaaday.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1100" dur="8.013"> Kaliya ma rumaysan karo in aan hadda cusbooneysiinnay noocyada G1-ka ee dadka ka farxiya ee ficil ahaan dabeecad kasta waligeed marka laga reebo Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1108.013" dur="5.267"> Waxaan u maleynayaa in Generations Skids ay tahay tooyga ugu fiican ee lagu jiro xaaladan maxaa yeelay ma istaagi doono!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1113.28" dur="4.32"> 'Cos hal shay, abuur abuure ahaan, waan jeclahay fiidiyowyadayda inay meel sare gaadhaan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1117.6" dur="3.338"> Waa inaan siino wiilkeena guul aan mugdi ku jirin! Waxaan ubaahanahay cadeyntaas!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1120.938" dur="7.085"> Taasna, waxaan ka baqayaa inaan ka tagno waqtiga rasmiga ah oo aan ku leexano duurka fanfic aan sharciyeysnayn!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1128.023" dur="1.417"> WoOoOoOoOoOo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1129.88" dur="6.64"> Haa runtii, meel dhig haddii aad rabto Master X Series Savant oo ka mid ah xayawaannada kooxda saddexaad ee 'X-Transbots'</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1136.52" dur="5.72"> taas oo aan ugu qanacsanahay wicitaanka tan ugu dhow ee aan abid ka gaari doonno 'Masterpiece Skids'!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1142.24" dur="7.76"> 'Cos hubi tan! XTB Savant waa gabal quruxsan oo qurux badan oo soo bandhigaya heer nolol lagu xaqiijinayo raaxo iyo nimco hoose</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1150" dur="2.297"> taas oo iga baahan inaan ku tilmaamo "gabal".</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1152.297" dur="8.81"> Sida oo kale, isla markiiba waxay dareemeysaa wax la yaab leh gacanta! Waa miisaan culus oo adag oo siman oo leh dareemo caag ah oo tayo culus leh iyo bir dhadhan leh meeshii ku habboon</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1161.107" dur="0.973"> - kana duwan kanaalkan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1162.08" dur="5.628"> Kala-goysyadu waa kuwo adag oo xariir ah oo jawaabo leh oo Ilaah, wuxuu umuuqdaa mid friggin 'fiican!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1167.708" dur="7.888"> Kaliya xaqiiqda ah inay jirto tayo fiican, tirooyinka darajada aruuriyaha dabeecad kasta oo leh friggin 'workaday Honda hood ee jirka.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1175.596" dur="2"> Naftaydu aad bay u buuxsan tahay hadda!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1177.596" dur="5.124"> Wax yar ayaa la yaab leh inuusan heleynin laba jibbaaran saxiixa laakiin wuxuu helay qoorta aan caadiga ahayn si uu u dejiyo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1182.72" dur="3.844"> laakiin wax kastoo! Waan ka xumahay! Ma ku maqli karaa gabayga qalbigayga!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1186.564" dur="6.223"> Laakiin haddii ay tahay inaan naqdinno, waana inaan, tan tahay dib-u-eegis, waxaan u maleynayaa inaan dhaho midabada waa isku-dhafan xiiso leh.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1192.787" dur="3.213"> Sidaad u heshay indigo-gaas dabiici ah oo indigo dhalaalaya,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1196.856" dur="4.885"> oo ay weheliso barnaamijkan tamer-yada ah ee buluuga ah ee buluuga ah, oo aan qiyaasayo inuu shaqeynayo?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1201.741" dur="4.171"> Sida oo kale, dhammaan astaamaha halkaas jooga, ma aqaano haddii Skids ay u baahnayd daaweynta sharaf maamuuska kartoonka.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1205.912" dur="2.728"> Dhib maleh! Wali waan jecelahay, laakiin ma qasab baa?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1208.64" dur="6.88"> Carryovers-ka kaliya ee dhabta ah ee aad xitaa ka mid noqon karto kartoonku waa sida, gacmaha cirro leh oo leh qaboojiyeyaal garbaha yar oo qabow yar leh,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1215.52" dur="4.29"> weji yaab leh, waji cidhiidhi ah oo leh muuq aan riyado lahayn,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1219.81" dur="2.238"> iyo sida ... jilbaha jilicsan? Waan dunno.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1222.048" dur="4.192"> Hubka sidoo kale waa waji aan caadi ahayn oo miisaankiisu culus yahay oo labaduba aad ugu raaxaystaan ​​muuqaal ahaan,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1226.241" dur="5.119"> sida tan cajiibka ah ee mataanaha yar-yar yar ee tilmaamaha leysarka oo u eg inay tahay inuu gacantiisa galo laakiin uusan sameynin,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1231.36" dur="2.56"> waxaad ka arki kartaa gacantiisa oo dhan iyada oo loo marayo,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1233.92" dur="2.72"> iyo kan kale oo kaliya kiishkiisa oo dhan oo aan wiish lahayn.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1236.64" dur="5.152"> Waan dunno. Waa nooca hubka doqonimo ee doqonimada ah ee farsamo ahaan waxtar u leh si uun,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1241.792" dur="2.565"> laakiin ma noqon doontid kan soo saara Blitzwing, waa ya.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1244.357" dur="2.363"> Ma ahan wax weyn in kastoo! Kaliya waa yaab.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1246.72" dur="6.56"> Sida oo kale, kani waa jaantus aad u tiro yar, baahi badan, titbits nasiib-darro ah, laakiin midkoodna xitaa ma taabto sida ay u qurux badan tahay!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1253.28" dur="2.32"> Waxay i siineysaa wax walba. Waa inaad fiirisaa oo kaliya!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1255.6" dur="9.009"> Waxay leedahay albaabbada macmacaanka dhalaalaya ee dhaldhalaalaya iyo bistooladaha muraayadaha yar yar, waxay haysaa xannibaado waaweyn oo cas iyo shinni ka samaysan rubuc baabuur ah,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1264.609" dur="3.13"> Waxay leedahay noocaas ah * dhunkashada kuugga *, miyaad ogtahay? Taasi sorta je ne sais quoi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1267.739" dur="2.684"> Taasi, erm ... waan ogahay, ee, haah, waa la helay, uh ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1270.423" dur="2.377"> [gogol dhigga "Taabashada" ayaa ciyaaraysa]</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1272.8" dur="0.9"> Nah, waa iska cadahay</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1290.693" dur="7.055"> Isbadalku waa mid aad loogu guuleysan karo, inkasta oo kiis fudud uu kujiro qolada sadexaad ee khaaska ah ee ku adkeysiga badinta.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1297.748" dur="6.732"> Sida oo kale, lugaha iyo boodhku dhammaantood waa kuwo caqli gal ah oo fudud, markaa runtii ma hubo sababta ay gacmuhu u noqonayaan isku-dhafkan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1304.48" dur="5.2"> Waxaa jira wax walba oo la mid ah, tabs yar iyo laba ama seddex lakab oo baalal wareegaya dhinacyada hore</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1309.68" dur="1.902"> laakiin cunug, markaad halkaas gaarto !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1311.582" dur="3.992"> Eeg, ma doonayo inaan ku helo hyperbolic halkan. Hal-ku-dheggeyga hal-ku-dheggeygu waa "keepin 'it real",</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1315.574" dur="4.26"> laakiin tani waxay kaliya noqon kartaa qaabka gaariga ee riyadeyda!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1319.834" dur="3.686"> Taasi waa, ma ogi haddii ay dhab ahaantii tahay mid gebi ahaanba sax ah Honda City Tubro -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1323.529" dur="6.711"> Ma aqaano haddii ay dhab ahaantii leedahay xajmiga xajmiga aan caadiga ahayn, ama isteerinka dhinaca midig oo leh daboolka batroolka ee dhinaca dambe ee offside,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1330.24" dur="3.52"> laakiin waxay umuuqataa Skids waana wax layaableh!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1333.76" dur="5.36"> Weli waa isku mid si farxad leh oo farxad leh, oo si fiican u hooseeya-dhulka, laakiin in ka badan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1339.12" dur="6.014"> Kaliya waxay maamushaa inay sifiican kor ugu qaaddo vibe-ka iyada oo aan laga badin ama aan la gelin nacasnimo kaftan ah.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1345.134" dur="5.106"> Fiiri shaygan. Waa wax qurux badan oo heer sare ah. Waxaa jira jacayl aad u badan iyo farshaxanno muujinaya</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1350.24" dur="5.76"> laga soo bilaabo nalka hore ee indhaha-dhalaalaya illaa muraayadaha baalka caag ee aan la burburin karin iyo ... asspipe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1356" dur="5.985"> Waxay ku siinaysaa adiga dareenka dhabta ah ee dareeraha taayirrada iyo rinjiyeynta ayaa igu helay dabbaal 'badweynta indigo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1361.985" dur="6.371"> Oo bal fiiri, Skids ma noqon karto Autobot-ka ugu quruxda badan, laakiin dhab ahaantii wuxuu xagal daaciyey suuqa albaabbada havin.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1368.356" dur="6.164"> Oo tan iska hubi, tani waa wax lagu qoslo. Xaqiiqdii waxay isaga siiyeen mootada yar ee isku laaban maalmaha Diaclone!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1374.52" dur="5.48"> Xitaa kuma uusan haysan tan Transformers! Tani waa sida, pre-G1. Tani waa Pre-1!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1380" dur="2.56"> Taasi waa suurto gal tii ugu qotada badnayd abid.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1382.56" dur="4.052"> Tani waa goyn aad u qoto dheer oo ay u martay dhankeeda iyo dhanka kale.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1386.612" dur="2.188"> Kani waa boog-bixid qoto dheer oo laga baxo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1388.8" dur="3.19"> U sheeg waxaas inkasta oo - aanad taageerin sanduuqan Haa, halkaas ayaan aadeynaa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1391.99" dur="5.806"> Sida oo kale, waan ku qanacsanahay inay fiicantahay oo xushmad yar tahay oo aysan qashin ka dhigaynin meel armaajo ah, farshaxankuna runtii quruxsan yahay,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1398.36" dur="2.76"> laakiin, Eebbe, X-Transbots, shaqaaleeyo naqshadeeye!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1401.12" dur="2.297"> Noocyo fara badan! Aad u yar! Aad u foolxun!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1403.417" dur="3.783"> Waa maxay qashin-qosol-jacayl-dameer Karencore qashinka !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1407.2" dur="2.8"> Maxaad sidan u samayn lahayd! Waa sawir wanaagsan! Waa inaad</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1410.12" dur="1.88"> Taasi ma ... Eeyga Deathsaurus?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1412" dur="4.64"> Eeg, waxyaabo yar yar marka laga tago, X-Transbots Savant waa uun wax qurux badan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1416.64" dur="7.04"> Tani waa suuq ururiyayaal aan nusqaan lahayn oo Skids leh ugu yaraan isleeg isku mid ah oo heer sare ah oo loo yaqaan 'Masterpiece'!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1423.68" dur="4.498"> Kani waa Skids-kii ugu fiicnaa ee abid soo muuqda waana la i xannibay.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1428.178" dur="3.398"> Waxaad hoos ugu dhacday XTB? Haa, waad i taqaanniin.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1431.869" dur="3.784"> [codka hore] Laakiin ugu dambayntii, si kasta oo ay u wanaagsan tahay, si kasta oo ay iigu faraxsan tahay,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1435.653" dur="5.907"> qayb aniga iga mid ahi way ogtahay in shaqada qaar ka mid ah shirkadaha daabacaadda sharci-dejinta aysan ku xisaabtameynin Jack waqtiga rasmiga ah.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1441.56" dur="4.664"> Waxay ahayd riyo oo dhan. Offside. U qalma.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1446.224" dur="6.758"> Xilliga qabowga, iftiinka aan la cafiyi karin ee dunida dhabta ah, waxaan bedelkeeda ka xiri doonnaa sheekada Skids aragtidiisii ​​ugu dambeysay ee la yaqaan.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1453.294" dur="2"> gudaha Q-Transformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1455.294" dur="1.906"> Cajiib. Magaca hoos u dhig ka weyn.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1457.2" dur="2.64"> Maaha inay jiraan wax habaaran oo Q-Transformers ka qaldan!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1459.84" dur="5.885"> Waxay yihiin madadaalo aan fiicnayn oo aan dhib lahayn! Xaqiiqdii waan ku raaxeystaa dharkooda aan caadiga aheyn ee dharka isku-dhafan</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1465.725" dur="2.675"> iyo tan cirifka yar ee buluuga ah ee Suzuki</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1469.084" dur="2"> waa mid aan caadi aheyn</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1472.64" dur="7.531"> laakiin xaqiiqda ah in tani ay tahay matalaaddii ugu dambaysay ee dhab ahaan dunida ka dhacday - miyaanay u muuqan inay u eg tahay sharaf-darradii ugu dambaysay?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1480.171" dur="5.628"> 'Cos halka in badan oo walaalihiis ah, sida Prowl iyo Ironhide, ay leeyihiin dhammaan noocyada cusbooneysiinta iyo' Masterpieces '</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1485.799" dur="7.481"> iyo kii ugu dambeeyay, laba tirooyin qabow oo dameer-casri ah oo casri ah, KASTA, 18-kii bilood ee la soo dhaafay, IYO Q-Transformers,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1493.28" dur="6.847"> Skids waxaa hadda loo weeciyay heerka cusub ee 'cameo status', oo laga reebay khadka toosan ee casriga ah,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1500.127" dur="2.684"> ku dheggan qayb ka mid ah samaynta Hasbro.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1505.52" dur="6.518"> Si daacadnimo ah, waa wax khiyaano badan oo nin u bilaabay sidii muuqaal qurux badan oo leh shakhsiyad gaar ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1512.038" dur="2.042"> ayaa loo oggolaaday inuu sidan fadhiisto!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1514.08" dur="7.04"> Kaalay! Qoyska Autobot-ka casriga ahi miyaanay kaliya dareemi doonin wax iska dhan oo dhammaystiran oo leh buluug yar oo buluug ah oo buluug ah oo socda!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1521.12" dur="7.055"> Laakiin waqtigan waxaan dareemayaa sida aysan waligood u dhici doonin, maxaa yeelay Skids kaliya uma muuqato inuu ku habboon yahay. Isagu ma fiicna. Ma ahan mid ku filan suuq geyn.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1528.175" dur="7.025"> Isagu weligiis ma noqon doono sida xun sida Sideswipe, ama sida ugu quruxda badan sida Sunstreaker, ama sida ugu dhakhsaha badan u muujiya sida Wheeljack.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1535.2" dur="5.361"> Markay jiraan waxyaabo kale oo badan, oo si ujeeddo leh u qabow isla markaana aad u iftiimaya si ay u wareegaan,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1540.561" dur="4.17"> sidee aragtiyaha maskaxda ka maqani u malaynayaa inuu ula socdo Dinobots?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1544.731" dur="7.269"> Waa nin kale. Xitaa ma ahan nin kale; isagu waa NINKA kale. Xaqiiqdii la iloobay wiilka G1.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1552" dur="5.44"> Laakiin waxaa laga yaabaa inay taasi tahay sida Skids ay tahay inay ahaato! Waxaa laga yaabaa in sababta uusan u soo xaadirin marar badan ay tahay inuusan isagu qasab ahayn.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1557.44" dur="5.43"> Sababtoo ah gacan-ku-rimiskaan muuqaallada aan fiicnayn ee kala firdhisan ayaa siinaya isaga oo siinaya waxoogaa hoos u dhac ah</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1562.87" dur="8.01"> oo laga yaabee inay taasi ka qiimo badan tahay in sannad walba dib loo cusbooneysiiyo Isku-darka, ama Maamulaha dugsiga, ama awoodda ra'iisul-wasaaraha.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1570.88" dur="6.312"> Skids kaliya waxay noqon kartaa ilaaliyaha hoose ee furaha yar ee intaa ka yar waana laga yaabaa inaan aniga ahay kan u baahan inaan ixtiraamo taas!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1578.36" dur="1.64"> Kawaran hadaan anigu ahay dhibka !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1580" dur="8.037"> Ma aniga !? Ma waxaan ahay nin madax adag oo aan fiicnayn oo aan jeclahay marwalba waan ku qoslaa yaa u fiirsada nimcada ku hareeraysan welina wuu xanaaqsan yahay</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1588.037" dur="5.426"> 'Isagu ma lahan karo waxa kaliya ee khaaska ah ee uu doonayo? "Uuhh, Hasblow!" Taasi ma ahan aniga!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1593.85" dur="0.692"> Ma tahay</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1594.542" dur="4.201"> Eeg, dabcan way ku nuugaysaa inaad daawato dabeecad aad jeceshahay inaad ku dhibtooto inaad hesho booskooda</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1598.743" dur="3.487"> waana wax dabiici ah in la doonayo guul iyo aqbalaad guud iyaga,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1602.23" dur="4.771"> laakiin laga yaabee inaysan waligeed ku dhicin Skids maahan inay si qaldan u maamusho ama karti la'aan,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1607.001" dur="3.399"> laakiin maxaa yeelay taasi waa nolosha. Qof kastaa ma sameeyo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1610.4" dur="3.368"> Waxaana laga yaabaa in taasi ay tahay waxa sheekooyinkan oo dhami ay isku dayayeen inay iiga sheegaan intii hore oo dhan:</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1613.768" dur="5.122"> doorka Skids ee waxaas oo dhami waa inay noqdaan midka inaga lumaya.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1619.455" dur="1.792"> In la iloobo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1622.12" dur="2"> Oo waxaa laga yaabaa inay aniga igu tahay hadda ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1624.994" dur="1.167"> ... in loo daayo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1628.522" dur="0.573"> Maya!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1629.095" dur="5.45"> Hasbro, Ilaah baan idinku dhaarshee, waxaan rabaa miiskayga Jimcaha Transformers Kingdom Deluxe Class Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1634.545" dur="2.476"> Tonton, waan ogahay inaad haysatid, WAA INAAD igu xidhid.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1640" dur="3.812"> Oh wiil! Taasi waxay ahayd madadaalo! Aad ayaan ugu mahadcelinayaa qof walba oo igu xirmay Skidses:</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1643.812" dur="6.188"> taasi waa Opsimathics, Jolene, Chris oo ka badan dib u eegista Rodimus Minor, iyo fella la yiraahdo James!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1650" dur="5.39"> Dabcan dabbaaldeg weyn ayaa u hibeeyay Adam Skarnes si uu u taageero bandhigga. Waxaad ka dhigtay wax walba oo suurtagal ah, cunug!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1655.39" dur="2"> Xaq! Waxbadan ayaa laga qabanayaa. Kuu qabanaya boodboodka!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1658.483" dur="4.706"> Hubso inaad rukumo si aad uhesho faalooyin badan oo Thew's Transformers Transformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1663.665" dur="2.476"> Racfaan xaddidan, ku hayso 'waa run.</text>