I-SKIDS: I-Autobot engahlonishwa kakhulu subtitles

Yini phezulu, iqembu! Er, sizokwenza enkulu 'un? Ngikulungele lokho! Ngizwa ifomethi. Ngakho-ke thatha isandla sami njengoba namuhla sikhokha intela ebidingeka kakhulu ku-Autobot ethile ebulawa indlala obekwe eceleni, wabuyiselwa emuva, waxoshwa, futhi waqonda ngqo ehlonishwa iminyaka eminingi kakhulu, ngezindlela eziningi kakhulu! Yebo bangani, le yindaba engapheli yama-Autobot afterthought Skids, lelo khabethe elihlanganisiwe ngokumangalisayo ovame ukwedluliselwa kumathoyizi amasha nezindima ezintsha. Lesi sod esibi besikade sineTransformers kusukela ezinsukwini zaso zokuqala kepha namanje asinakwa - kodwa hhayi kule ndlu! Okwanamuhla, ama-Skids athola okufanele - Isitayela seThew! Ngakho-ke, endaweni yonke, uSkidward omdala ompofu lapha wayengasetshenziswa kabuhlungu kwimidiya yakudala ukuthi ubukhona bakhe bonke babuyisidlakela esinokuthula kuze kube yilapho ekugcineni eshayisa amagxathu akhe eminyakeni engamashumi amathathu. Kuyafana. Ngiqonde ukuthi, kukhona yini akwenzile ku-G1? Njengaye, wabonakala esikrinini, kepha wayeyisibukeli nje impela Ngaphandle kwalesi sikhathi esisodwa wagijinyiswa base besebenzisa ikhoba lakhe elingenampilo kuhlobo oluthile lwesihlalo sobukhosi serobhothi esesabekayo. Iqhawe lami. Ngenkathi ephrintiwe, kungenzeka ukuthi udume kakhulu ngokuthola ibhavu lesiponji elinensipho eyinqaba kodwa ukuphela kwento ake wayenza engikhumbulayo ukuthi kwaba yileso sikhathi yena, eh, waqhuma wangakhohlwa. Unjalo-ke yena. Lokho ukuhamba kwakhe kwesiginesha. Kepha njengokuningi okungahambi kahle ngezwe, ngizwa sengathi ikakhulu kwehlela ekuphathweni kabi. Lokho wukuthi, ekuqaleni kweminyaka yama-80s, iqembu laseHasbro lalinomsebenzi omkhulu kangaka ezandleni zabo enezinhlamvu eziningi kangaka zokuthuthukisa nokumaketha, futhi amaSkids ngaso sonke isikhathi bekubonakala nje ukuthi kunguyena ozokwehla ngemifantu. Ithoyizi lakhe lalinomsebenzi omkhulu wokuletha 'phezulu ngemuva, kancane nje nge-scrapin' emashalofini ngaphandle kwendawo eqinile kulayini we-1984 noma we-85, ugcwele isihloko sokugcina somsebenzi ebhakedeni, umlingiswa obuthuntu okhungathekisayo, negama lelo - ngenkathi lisebenzisa ubuchwepheshe bezimoto - elihlala likwenza ucabange nge poopoo. Futhi kuyiphazamisa impela imbongolo yami ukuthi ubeyinto engelutho, 'cos for me, G1 Skids is kalula enye yezimoto zokuqala ezinhle kakhulu ze-Autobot! Ngingumfana friggin 'sina. Okuphezulu okungu-3! 'Cos kuhlole! Lesi yisibalo esihle esithatha leyo design quintessential carformer - isifuba, iminyango yamaphiko, konke ukushaya - futhi ngokuphelele ikwenza kube ngesakhe isitayela esiyingqayizivele se-chonky boy boy okungekho omunye umuntu ongasusa! Ukuthi akekho omunye umuntu OZame ngempela ukuphuma. Umane ucwebezela ngendlela ethile ethokozisayo futhi ethokozisayo ngaleyo nsimbi eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka emangalisayo enazo zonke izitikha zesilivere ezakhiwe zakudala, izibhakela zepulasitiki ezibomvu nezinyawo nezinyawo namabhulukwe namalambu amancane okukhanya we-chromey ayindilinga! Futhi ngithola ukuthi ngokomzimba ubukeka sengathi uyabukeka kancane. Akanikezi ngqo amandla weqhawe le-badass ngobude bakhe obuyinqaba bomlenze nezingalo ezingenamikhono kodwa lokho kumenza abe mncane kunontanga yakhe? Le yincwadi yokufunda G1! Njengokuthi, unesitaki esidingekayo sezikhali zesiliva kanye nesiqalisi se-rocket engingaqiniseki ukuthi wake wasebenza, ukuzwelana nokuzwakalisa ukuzwelana, futhi usamnandi naphezu kwalokho. Yilokho esikuthandayo nge-G1! Lokhu kungokoqobo njengoba kuthola! I-Skids i-livin 'ukuthi igagasi lokuqala' le-80s kitsch life futhi ayidingi ukuthi umqinisekise. Kepha ngiyakwenza. Mtshele ukuthi muhle. Yisho. Inguquko - njengendoda - ayinakuphikiswa! Uhlobo oluhle futhi oluyinkimbinkimbi lwe-crumplestiltskids uhlobo lwendaba ngomsebenzi wesiginesha ohlukile engithanda ukuwubiza ngokuthi yi-head flap hood flip! Njengokuthi, amabhonethi ebhobhothi ayavuleka futhi ikhanda elincane le-robo lizungeza futhi lisonge yingakho engenayo leyo ntamo embi engenalutho enziwa abaningi. Kuyisinyathelo esinamandla, futhi konke kungokwakhe! Futhi le modi ye-Honda City Turbo alt iyisikhulu esincane esijabulisayo! Bheka, uyazi ukuthi ngingu-sucker we-chunky blue minobile, futhi i-Skids iyona eqatha kunazo zonke. Kumane kungincibilike, ndoda, kufana nobuthakathaka bami obuqondile. 'ICos, kulungile, kusukela endaweni yokubuka yokuhlola ithoyizi evuthiwe inamathayi enjoloba kanye ne-rubsign nentwana yokufa okufiswa ngabaqoqi futhi iminyango yokusebenza kanye ne-boot kuyenza ibe nobuchwepheshe obugcwele ngokugcwele kunezimoto eziningi zesimanje ze-Autobot zaleso sikhathi kepha ngaphakathi ngimane ngiyi-screamin 'ngenjabulo! Ngifuna ukuyanga le nto usuku lonke! Ngifuna ukuyiphathisa ekhanda njenge-hamster bese ngiyondla ngomisiwe. Ngithakathiwe. Umhlaba awuthandani kanjani nale nto !? Kungenzeka kanjani ukuthi singabi nama-50 alokhu? Angazi. Ngicabanga ukuthi ayifani nemoto yezemidlalo e-sexy noma iselula yempi ye-badass. Ngicabanga ukuthi yingakho benikeze lena i-backstory eyisicefe. 'ICos uma usebenza' neqembu lezinqola ezinkulu zabokufika ezesabekayo, ngubani ongathanda ukuba yi-hatchback engenabungozi? Ukubukeka okunje ngeke kukwenze ube yi-megastar kepha nakanjani kwenza amaSkids azizwe egxile ngokwengeziwe empeleni futhi yilokho engikufunayo kunarobhothi efihlekile. Kungaba khona ezine ezipakwe emgwaqeni wami njengamanje futhi bengingeke ngiphakamise ishiya elingabonakali! Le runabout encane ehlelekile iyindlela nje ehleleka kalula kunezingane ezipholile eziphenduka zibe, njengeLamborghinis yesikhala, nemoto eyodwa yomjaho. Ukuzifihla okuhle, bafana, nizohlangana phakathi. Aniyibonanga iDrayivu? Doot-de-doot-de-doooo! Ooh, i-Adorable Tiny Car Mode Doot-de-Doo, lokho ... IMAKHISHINI! Ngakho-ke, uyabona ukuthi ngiqonde ukuthini? Ama-Skids ayinkanyezi ebunyeni bodwa enomklamo oyingqayizivele futhi ithoni yenhliziyo eqotho ye-Autobot futhi mhlawumbe nguyena onguDiacloney obekezela kunabo bonke abafana bemoto abangenisiwe. Ngiqonde ukuthi, ubengasetshenziswanga kakhulu kumaTransformers kangangokuthi kucabanga ukuthi kungokwemvelo ukucabanga ngalokhu njengethoyizi leDiaclone! Mhlawumbe ngibuka izisekelo eziningi kakhulu, i-Toy Galaxy eningi kakhulu - uma kukhona into enjalo - kodwa ngikwazi ukuyibona kalula le toy scootin 'ezungeze enye yalezo zindawo ezithandekayo zesibhakabhaka-esibhakabhakeni ezisetha isikhangiso esithile se-Takara TV kune ... ama-shootin 'lasers eDecepticons? Akakwenzi lokho. Kepha nangakho konke lokho engqondweni, lokhu kusengokwami, ithoyizi lokugcina elisemthethweni lama-Skids ebelibukeka noma lizwakala njenge-Skids 'Ngisho ezweni eligxile ekukhunjweni, iSkids ayikaze ikwazi ukubuya okunenjongo. Ngiqonde ukuthi, kube nezingane ezimbalwa ezintsha zeSkids, kepha zonke kube yizincazelo ezisindayo noma ezinjengamahlumela angaqondakali. Thatha isibonelo Amarobhothi Afihle i-Skid-Z, ngubani ... kulungile, kusobala ukuthi akuyona indoda efanayo, kepha unegama, uhlobo! Yini leyo, Skid-Zuh? I-Skid-Zee? I-Skid-Zed? Hlobo luni lwegama le-Gobot-ass lelo? Woza, Phumula-Q! Kepha bheka, i-RID Skid-Z lapha nakanjani ibinento ephelele, ukuvula ukusebenza okuhle Njenge-turbo-revvin 'i-punk encane enomlutha wokugijimisa umjaho' cos wahlola ngephutha isipoki somshayeli weFormula 1 !? Mhlawumbe i-Skid-Z ihanjisiwe! Okukhazimulayo. Ngakho-ke uZedhead lapha ngokusobala akahlangene neHondabot yethu ethobekile - ungaphezulu kakhulu kwe-Mirage-a-like, ngokususelwa kwinani leMachine Wars Mirage nakho okwakususelwa ekwakhiweni okukhanseliwe kusuka ku-G2. Kwakunokuningi kwalokho emuva ngaleso sikhathi - RID, Machine Wars, Robot Masters, Beast Wars II - bonke babengama-drippin 'nge-G2 overspill. Kepha lezo bekuyizibalo ezithile eziqinile, ndoda! Bebafanele isenzo esithile! Bebehlekisa, kuningi abebengakusiza, futhi bebengakathandani nhlobo iminyaka emihlanu noma eyisi-6. Isimo esikhulu. Noma kunjalo, imodi ye-robot ingahle ibe nohlobo olungenazinwele futhi enesikhwama ngesifuba somjaho omkhulu kanye nezitho zomzimba ezingathandeki kodwa namanje ulungile, uhlobo, futhi ubheka ngqo phezulu kule swidi egqamile ye-magenta ecwebezelayo, itiye lensimbi, ne-beige epholile engathathi hlangothi okungenzeka noma engakaze ibe mhlophe ngokushaya ngamandla kwepayipi lokukhanya lasezulwini! Futhi ekubeni eyingane ye-G2 ekhathazeke ngokweqile, ngokwemvelo wakhiwe ngalesi sigaxa se-ace little flipchange automorph lever maqondana nale modi ye-F1 evuthayo, okusobala ukuthi kunobuhle obuthile! Yibheke nge-cruisin 'grooves yayo ebushelelezi nama-chops racing chops! Futhi angifuni uma kungimi nje, kepha kukhona okuthile mayelana nalokhu okuzizwa kungama-50s anemibala kinda cream soda kanye neribhoni yeCoca-Cola, njengokuntanta kweCoke, i-flashin 'i-classic Chevy fender bulge enezitayela zamaphiko ezibanzi kabili! Lokhu kufana 'nokuthokozela' namuhla! Ngoba ngokuzayo lapho igama likaSkid-Z lizovela ngemuva kokuthi lo mfana ekwi-Armada Mini-con. Futhi shitty, futhi! Njengokuthi, ngemuva kokuphelelwa yimibono ngamathoyizi wangempela e-Armada, bagcina sebekhipha inqwaba yezikhumbuzo zeBeast Wars Transmetal ukukhulisa amagagasi akamuva, kanti iSkid-Z kwakuyigama abalishaya ngeMini-con kuphela - enye ye-Mini-cons EBILI abayiphonsa nenye yalezo! Khuluma nge-slummin 'it! Okuningi njenge-Skid-Z-List. Ngakho-ke sizodlula kulokho futhi esikhundleni salokho siqhubekele phambili ekubuyeni okuphumelelayo okuyiSkids kokuqala kubhodi yakhe eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka e-Alternators / Binaltech - umugqa omubi kakhulu bawubiza ngokuthi kabili - okuthi, njengoba singazange sikuhlanganise kudala lokho, bekuyizinto zokuqala zemvuselelo ye-G1 kusukela maphakathi no-2000. Lokhu bekungukuqala kabusha kuka-1984, ngakho-ke bekufanele kube yindawo ekahle yokuthi amaSkids angene futhi afake indawo yakhe kumaligi amakhulu! Kepha njengoba ngizonda ukukusho, ubebukeka njengehlaya? 'Cos bheka le nto enegazi! Kuyinto enhle kangaka! Kuvele nje kudilize futhi kudilize ngohlobo lomzimba wesisu sesisu olungajwayelekile ezinciphisa izingalo zakhe ezixakile nesibhamu esincane esidabukisayo. Kepha noma kunjalo, kuyinto enhle kakhulu! Yisho okufunayo, lo ngumshini obucayi! Uthole lelo bhomu le-Binaltech elicace bha, eliqoshwe kahle nge-visual bang, i-handfeel e-heftily enenhliziyo enhle nobunjiniyela be-labyrinthine ngalawo ma-headlgihts asemthethweni nobhampa ononya, imichilo esindayo yamahlombe amnyama nokuqondisa okusebenzayo njalo! Futhi, imilenze iyisigaxa njenge-shit, kepha bayaphila kakhulu! Uthole lawa ma-bumpers amakhulu we-shin, amathanga esiliva anamahloni anezipikili zamadolo amnyama, futhi lezi zicathulo ze-trumpzium ezi-dumpy zihle ngendlela engajabulisi! Kubeke ngale ndlela - uzoyikhohlwa kanjani le nto? I-chungus engenakuqhathaniswa e-clumpy-ass enamandla kakhulu ene-Autobot energy emangalisayo futhi ngeke ize inganakwa! Lokho kufanele kube ngolunye lwezinguquko ezikude kakhulu, ndoda. Njengaye, noma kumfana waseBinal, lokhu kuyisicefe esixakile! Isifunda sakhe sonke se-boob siyathula futhi selulekela ngaphandle ngenduku ikhanda lakhe kwenye induku, ngokoqobo i-everythig iyaphenduka futhi ijikeleze bese izingalo zayo zingena ngemuva kwentamo yakhe !? Ngokwethembeka, uma uzibheka ungumthandi weTransformer, kufanele uyihlole mathupha le nto okungenani kanye, ukuze kwenziwe ucwaningo. Kepha yebo, nansi indlela uBinaltech akhethe ngayo ukuvuselela ama-Skids amadala njengengane e-hulking Toyota. U-Y'all uyazi ukuthi uBinaltech uyaphila futhi uyafa ngezindlela zakhe zemoto, futhi uthanda, noma ngabe le moto imile futhi ingavumi kanjani, umsebenzi abawenze bawuguqula waba yiTransformer? Ishaye! Njengokuyihlola, ifakwe kahle iminyango emine esebenza kahle, ibhonethi yenjini elumayo, nengaphakathi elibukeka njengendawo enhle ebandayo. Kufanele ngikhulume - izihlalo zakhe zangaphambili zavela ngasikhathi sinye futhi angikwazi nje ukuzibuyisela lapho impilo yami, ngakho-ke bayisengezo manje. Futhi ngibonga amaZulu ukuthi nguyena uTakara onaleso siminyaminya-imbongolo efile futhi ngaphandle kwalawo malangabi omlilo anyantisayo eSmash-Mouth-ass. Ukugqwala kwesihlathi lapho. Ibhonasi! Ngiphinde ngibe nomuzwa wokuthi angisho ukuthi okuthile ngalokhu kunuka kahle i-Ironhide, owayengabonakali ngokusobala kubalingisi be-Alternators futhi le nqola enamahloni nesigqoko sokuzivikela esiyindilinga bekungamlingana kahle kepha ngicabanga ukuthi mhlawumbe abakwaToyota baphikelela ngombala oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ngakho-ke bamkhipha ngeSkids ngomzuzu wokugcina? Angikwazi lokho empeleni, kepha lokho kuzojwayeleka ngendlela iSkids ephathwe ngayo! Ngiqonde ukuthi, upondo wephawundi, mhlawumbe leli ithoyizi elingcono kakhulu lamaSkids ake aba khona, futhi uma kwenzeka kuphela ngesiqubu, njengesixazululo sokugcina ukufeza isibopho sangaphandle, lokho kungaba yindlela efanelekile yamaSkids! UFatshame uma kufanele - lokhu kuyisithonjana. Ngakho-ke zonke izinto ezicatshangwayo, ngizizwa sengathi iBinaltech Skidneybean empeleni ibambelela kahle! Leso sikhathi sonke sasine-vibe enjalo, ndoda. Njengokuthi, bekubukeka kumnandi kakhulu ukubuyisa amaTransformer emphefumulweni wawo wokuqala wezimoto, yakhiwe ngokucace bha ngothando, futhi i-friggin 'yayisho! Bese kwenzeka ama-movie. Manje, njengoba nginemizwa exubile kakhulu ngamabhayisikobho, ngizohlala ngivikela ifilosofi yokuklama. 'ICos akukaze kube ngokuphelele kulokho engikuthandayo kepha bengikwazi njalo ukuthola izinto kuyo engikuthandayo, kuyisici somkhiqizo abantu abaningi abasithanda ngokweqiniso, isebenza ngokwedlulele, futhi inikwe amandla ezezimali ezinye izindawo ze-franchise ukuchuma. Ufuna ukwenza iTitan Class Scorponok yenzeke, kufanele uthengise ngamacala ambalwa amaBumblebees, kulungile? Siyakwazi lokhu. Futhi njengokuthi, njengoba nginyanya umqondo we #NotMyTransformers, lokhu akuwona ama-Skids ami kakhulu. Awufuni ukubona ama-Skids ami. Futhi akufani nokuthi ahlangane ngalutho nalesi Skids! Njengoba sibonile - igama nje. Singabelana. Angiyena u-tryna ukuba ngumfana "owonakalise ubuntwana bami". Vele, le nsizwa iyamunca! 'ICos angazi lutho ngawe, kepha kimi, ngama-movie bots, kuhlale kunalowo mbhoshongo omncane ka- "hm, akusikho ukuthi ubukeka kanjani!" "Ratchet awuhlaza!" Kepha iningi labo, akunzima kangako ukwamukela. Thanda, uSoundwave akabukeki ngempela njengoSoundwave, kodwa wenza izinto zokuxhumana ezibucayi, unezipikha kuye, okusebenzayo. Futhi nalabo ababelana ngegama nje, akunzima kangako ukwehlukanisa lo mfana nalowo mfana. Njengokuthi, lokho akuyona iHot Rod njengoba ngimazi, kodwa kulungile! Ake sibone ukuthi unani! Kepha ngama-Skids kufana kakhulu, f ** k wena. Ungumlingiswa oyisimungulu ocasulayo ngamabomu kwi-movie yezimfudu ecasulayo ngokulinganayo ngomklamo owesabekayo owenziwe ngamabomu nangamazwi obandlululo futhi kusobala ukuthi bamqamba ngokuthi "Izikhumba" NGOBA kuzwakala njengokushaywa. Lolo uhlobo lwebanga eliphansi esisebenza kulo lapha. Okuphansi kunabo bonke abasebusweni. Kepha ithoyizi alilibi, njengoba lihamba! 'Ngokuvamile iCos, Impindiselo yamathoyizi Awile yayinhle kakhulu! Njengokuthi, yenziwe kahle, inemininingwane eminingi futhi inothile, itatazela ngokubukeka futhi iyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu, kepha yilokho abukeka ngakho! Ukucacisa kulungile, unezinhlekisa ezithile ezingenamsebenzi kodwa ezingabonakali ... (ehleka) woza bo! (amasondo) ... futhi njengoba kunokwethenjelwa kubenzi bamafilimu, imodi yemoto empeleni i-snazzy enhle. Ine-snazz. Kepha inkinga ngaleli thoyizi ukuthi ithoyizi lomlingiswa eliyilo. Ngiyamzonda nje. Bheka ubuso bakhe. Shintsha lo mfana. Angikaze ngicabange ukuthi lokhu kungukuthatha kwasendle, kepha amaSkids neMudflap empeleni angenye yamaphuzu aphansi kuwo wonke umlando wamaTransformers. Futhi umgibeli wangempela ukuthi LEZI Skids zinobukhona obukhulu kakhulu kunama-Skids engiwathandayo - isikhathi esengeziwe sesikrini, amathoyizi amaningi ngokwengeziwe - okwenza le dipshit snotgoblin inguqulo evelele yamaSkids. Futhi yena IZIKHUNDLA EZIKHULU! Ufana nesikhohlakali samaSkids! UFriggin 'Jolt wenza ama-Skids angcono kune-Skids. Ungumqondo ophelele wazo zonke izinkinga ama-movie ayezihluziwe futhi azikhulisa futhi azithela phansi ngandlela thile futhi sijojowe ngqo emgodini wakho wobuchopho futhi sonke siphelelwe ulwazi. Hm! Kusese iphuzu elibuhlungu, ngokusobala. Qagela ukuthi kufanele siphonse kafushane kule nguqulo yekilasi leLegion ku-cybergoth deco yakhe engabonakali kakhulu evela ku-Dark of the Moon lapho, kulokho okwakungavunywa ukuthi ukunyakaza kwamaSkids kakhulu, wakhishwa kule filimu! Ahh, uyakuzonda ukukubona. Noma kunjalo, izinto zisheshe zathatha amaSkids lapho ephinda ebuyela ezimpandeni zakhe eziluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka esahlukweni sika-2013 seGenerations! Manje, uyangazi. Izizukulwane ziyijamu yami! I-Movieverse yi-marmalade yami! Izilwane zeBeast ezami sibisi. Ngakho-ke lokhu kungenye esikubukezile ngaleso sikhathi. Ungayibukeli, yividyo video. Ikhulile kabi! Kepha ngaleso sikhathi, ngangikuthokozela kakhulu ukuqondiswa okwakubonakala ngathi iGenerations ingena! Njengokuthi, bebehamba ngesitayela se-IDW esinzima, besinabalandeli abangaphansi komhlaba abaphuma njengoJhiaxus noChromia, okuncane kwe-Armada neBeast Wars ohambeni, kwakungu-rad! Ngangilinde ukubona ukuthi iyaphi! Futhi ukwenza iqiniso bekuyizinyanga ezimbili ezithokozisayo, ngoba ngaleso sikhathi amaPrime Wars angena akhipha konke nge-steam ku-G1 endala ejabulisa izixuku okuyinto, engakwazi ukukhononda! Ngangizithanda izimpi zeNdunankulu. Ngithanda i-G1 ejabulisa izixuku. Ngisesixukwini. Kepha ukubuyela emuva okunjalo ngokungazelelwe kinda kushiye amaSkids noTrailcutter futhi ... leyonto iMini-con iphumele ngaphandle emakhazeni, 'manje sebephuma esixukwini, kepha ngezizathu ezingalungile! Lokhu akusabukeki njengokuhamba okuthokozisayo. Lesi yisibambiso! Futhi into ukuthi, ayilungile neze! Njengokuthi, ngisayithanda i-bouncy little supermini alt-mode, futhi kuhle njalo ukubona isenzo seHead Hood Flip Flap. Lokho kuyisiko lamaSkids. Kepha, njenge, umbala awulungile neze. Izinyawo azinathemba! Amahlombe aqinisile! Ubuso buqonde ngqo bungahlali kahle futhi izibhamu zivela ngokweqile. Akumnandi nje kangako! Futhi kuyihlazo, 'cos lokhu kuzwakale njengekhefu elikhulu kuSkidney Poitier wakudala. Njengokuthi, ekugcineni wayengena ekugijimeni okuhle kumahlaya lapho athola khona izinyawo zakhe njengomuntu othanda ukuzijabulisa wase-amnesiac ngamandla amakhulu eMegalearning! U-Friggin 'nerd. Kepha noma emugqeni wesikhathi lapho amaSkids afike khona amangalisa, usalokhu egcina ngokuphela okonakalisayo, lapho - kulungile, abaphangi ku-3, 2, 1 ... waba namahloni ngaye kangangokuthi umphefumulo wakhe waqhuma wabe esethula ngokuthula wafa, ebheke phansi, ekhasa ngesisu bese umngane wakhe amthanda kunabo bonke endaweni yonke wasusa zonke izinkumbulo zakhe ngaye ngokuhlinzwa ngokuhlinzwa !? (uyabubula) Ngakho-ke ake ngikuthole lokhu kahle - akuzange nje kuphela ukuthi ama-Skids afe ngaphandle kwesizathu, kwakuyini? Okuthile mayelana ne-buff yesikhashana yeqembu ababengayidingi ngempela ngoba uMegatron wayekhona futhi unamandla? Hhayi lokho kuphela, kodwa-ke benze isiqephu sonke sokulandelela sokuthi akekho noyedwa owanikela ngesankahlu! Yeka ukuthi umlingani wakhe omkhulu aphume kanjani ukuze anganiki lutho! Ngenza lula ngokweqile, kepha yilokho okwenzekile. Njengokuthi - ingabe izindleko zeSkids zibamba ikhefu? Ngabe indawo yonke iyamdelela lo mfana ukuthi noma yikuphi ukuphumelela okutholwayo kuhlangatshezwe ngokubulawa kungasekho? Ngaphandle kwemicabango yabantu !? Yini enye ongayenza kuye? Ngabe ufuna ukuqeda ngamunye wama-molecule akhe ngenkathi sikuso !? Ngokwethembeka, ukungahloniphi! Kulungile, lokho ukuphela kwabaphangi. Nokho, sikuphi manje? Yini okusha? Yebo, ukwenza izinto obala ngokugcwele, empeleni bengibheja 'ukubheja kwami ​​okwenza le vidiyo kancane ingxenye yami benginethemba lokuthi kungahle kube khona ama-Skids amasha avela ku-War For Cybertron trilogy lokho kuzohambisana nobuciko besabelomali sayo sobuciko nobuhle berekhodi lomkhondo kepha ukubona njengokuthi yonke i-line-up ivezwe kanjani noma yavuza nganoma imuphi umthombo nge-nary a whiff of Skiddy ubuhle lena kuseyinguqulo yakamuva ye-ol 'Steak neSkidney futhi kwenzeka ukuthi kuqhamuke ephaketheni elifushane lesikhathi lapho konke kwakudaleke ngamabomu ihlobo elilodwa. Angikwazi ukusangana ukuthi bazame okuthile okwehlukile, kepha sesiqhubekile. Sekuphele iminyaka engu-7! Wonke umuntu uthole ukwenzelwa okuthile! Chromia, friggin 'ukuphakamisa, Doubledealer, Springer! Wonke umuntu wayemthanda lowo Springer futhi wayesathola enye! Kepha hhayi ama-Skids! Sisenza ngalesi sipoki esiphelelwe yisikhathi segciwane. Angikholwa nje ukuthi manje sesibuyekeze izinguqulo ze-G1 ezijabulisa izixuku cishe zonke izinhlamvu ezake zaba khona ngaphandle kwamaSkids. Ngicabanga ukuthi iGenerations Skids iyithoyizi elifanele ukuba kulesi simo ngoba ngeke lime! 'ICos kokunye, njengomdali wokuqukethwe, ngithanda ukuthi amavidiyo ami afinyelele kwenye indawo. Kufanele sinikeze umfana wethu ukunqoba okungaqondakali! Siyayidinga leyo nhlangano! Futhi ngalokho, nginovalo lokuthi kufanele sishiye umugqa wesikhathi osemthethweni futhi kunalokho singene ehlathini le-fanfic engenamalayisense! WoOoOoOoOoOo! Yebo impela, beka phezulu uma uthanda i-Master X Series Savant kusuka ezilwaneni ezinamandla ezivela eceleni X-Transbots engikulungele kahle ukubiza abaseduze esizoze sifinyelele ku-Masterpiece Skids! 'Cos hlola lokhu! I-XTB Savant isiqeshana esihle ngokumangalisayo esethula izinga lokunethezeka lokuqinisekisa impilo nomusa ongaphansi lokho kudinga ukuthi ngikubhekise kuyo ngokuthi "ucezu". Njengokuthi, zisuka nje kuzwakala kumangalisa esandleni! Inesisindo futhi iqine futhi iyashelela ngensimbi esindayo yeplastiki nensimbi enambithekayo lapho kufanele khona - ngokungafani nalesi siteshi. Amalunga aqinile futhi awusilika futhi ayaphendula futhi uNkulunkulu, umane abukeke emuhle kakhulu '! Iqiniso nje lokuthi kunekhwalithi enhle, isibalo sebanga labaqoqi sanoma yimuphi umlingisi onaleyo friggin 'workaday Honda hood yomzimba. Umphefumulo wami ugcwele kakhulu njengamanje! Kuyamangaza ukuthi akanaso isikwele se-signature hood kepha UTHOLE intamo engafanele ukuyifaka kodwa noma yini! Uxolo! Angikuzwa ngale ngoma enhliziyweni yami! Kepha uma kufanele sikuhlaziye, futhi kufanele, lokhu ukubuyekeza, ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele ngithi imibala iyinhlanganisela ethokozisayo. Njengokuthi unaleyo indigo ecwebezelayo ejulile ekhanyayo, eceleni kwalo mbukiso we-tamer TV oluyimpuphu oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, engicabanga ukuthi usebenza? Njengabo, kubo bonke abalingiswa abangaphandle, angazi noma ama-Skids ayedinga yini ukwelashwa kokudumisa ikhathuni. Akukho okubi okwenziwe! Ngisayithanda, kodwa ngabe bekufanele? Okuwukuphela kokuqoshwa kwangempela ongakufaka kusuka kupopayi kufana, izingalo eziphaphathekile nezinsimbi ezipholile ezinamabala amahlombe ezipholile, obude obungajwayelekile, ubuso obuncane obungenazo izici ezifana nephupho, futhi njengama ... amadolo ajijekile? Angazi. Izikhali nazo zinesisindo esingajwayelekile futhi zombili zibukeka zingathandeki, njengale nto eyinqaba yamawele-zap laser pointer ebukeka sengathi kufanele ihambe ngesandla sakhe kepha ayi, ungabona nje sonke isandla sakhe ngayo, nalena enye nje isaka lonke futhi akukho shaft. Angazi. Luhlobo lwezikhali ze-sci-fi ezingasile okungenzeka ukuthi zilusizo ngandlela thile, kepha awusiye ozokhipha iBlitzwing, ba. Akuyona into enkulu kodwa! Kuyinto exakile nje. Njengokuthi, lesi yisibalo esinezinto eziningi ezincane, ezidingekile, ezinezinhlanhla, kepha akukho nokukodwa okuthinta ukuthi muhle kanjani! Kunginika konke. Ubukeka kuphela! Inezicabha ezimenyezelayo ezicwebezelayo namapistoni amancane ewindscreen, inama-brogue amakhulu abomvu nemicu eyenziwe ngekota yemoto, It has that kind of * kiss's chef *, yazi? Lokho kuhlelwa kahle. Lokho, i-erm ... yazi, i, u, inakho, u ... [isingeniso sokudlala kwe "The Touch"] Nah, kusobala kakhulu. Izinguquko zingafinyeleleka ngokwedlulele, noma ngabe kunecala elincane lalowo muntu wesithathu ogcizelela ekunciphiseni ngokweqile. Njengokuthi, imilenze kanye ne-bod konke kunengqondo futhi kulula, ngakho-ke angiqiniseki ukuthi kungani izingalo kufanele zibe yinkimbinkimbi. Kukhona konke, amathebhu amancane nezendlalelo ezimbili noma ezintathu zamapaneli azungeza izingalo zangaphambili kodwa baby, uma ufika lapho !? Bheka, angifuni ukuthola i-hyperbolic ngapha. Ingxenye yesiqubulo sami ithi "keepin 'it real", kepha lokhu kungaba yimodi yemoto yamaphupho ami! Lokho, angazi noma ngabe iyiHonda City Tubro enembile ngokuphelele - Angazi noma inayo yini leyo grille engajwayelekile, noma isiteringi sangakwesokudla nekhaphethi kaphethiloli ngemuva, kepha kubukeka njengama-Skids futhi kuyamangalisa! Kuseseyimoto efanayo ekhangayo ejabulisayo, ethokozisayo eyehlela phansi eMhlabeni, kepha ngaphezulu nje! Imane ikwazi ukukhuphula ngokuphelele i-vibe ngaphandle kokuyidlula ngokweqile noma ukufaka ama-nerdy kumahlaya. Bheka le nto. Kuhle kakhulu futhi kunesigaba. Kunothando oluningi nobuciko embukisweni kusukela kulawo malambu anamehlo agqamile kuya ezibukweni zephiko lenjoloba ezingenakonakala kanye ne ... asspipe. Kukunika lowo mzwelo wangempela wamasondo futhi i-paintjob yangifaka ukubhukuda olwandle lwe-indigo! Futhi bheka, ama-Skids kungenzeka angabi yi-Autobot ebanda kunazo zonke, kepha impela uvale imakethe eminyango ye-havin. Futhi hlola lokhu, lokhu kuyahlekisa. Sebemnike isithuthuthu esincane esigoqiwe esivela ezinsukwini zeDiaclone! Wayengenayo ngisho nalokhu kumaTransformers! Lokhu kufana ne-pre-G1. Lokhu yi-Pre-1! Lokho kungenzeka kusike kujule kakhulu. Lokhu ukusikwa kujule kakhulu kangangokuba kwahamba kwaphumela ngaphesheya kolunye uhlangothi. Lesi yisilonda sokusika esijulile. Ake ngikutshele ukuthi yini - hhayi umlandeli waleli bhokisi! Yebo, siya lapho. Njengokuthi, ngiyabonga ukuthi muhle futhi mncane futhi awumoshi noma iyiphi indawo yekhabethe, nemidwebo empeleni iyagula, kepha, Nkulunkulu, X-Transbots, qasha umklami! Amafonti amaningi kakhulu! Incane kakhulu! Kubi kabi! Yini le doti ohlekisayo-othandana-noKarencore! Kungani ungakwenza lokhu !? Kuyinto enhle! Kufanele - Ngabe leyo ... yinja ye-Deathsaurus? Bheka, izinto ezingasho lutho eceleni, iX-Transbots Savant yinto enhle nje. Le yimakethe yamanani yabaqoqi eseduze engenaphutha enenani elilinganayo lokuzitika elilinganayo njengoMsebenzi wobuciko osezingeni eliphakeme! Lawa ama-Skids amahle kunawo wonke ake abukeka futhi ngiyahlonishwa. Wena phansi nge-XTB? Yebo, uyangazi. [voiceover] Kepha ekugcineni, noma ngabe yinhle kangakanani, noma ingenza ngijabule kanjani, ingxenye yami iyazi ukuthi umsebenzi wenkampani ethile ekopisha umthetho okopa umthetho awubali ujack kumugqa wesikhathi osemthethweni. Konke bekuyiphupho. Ngaphandle. Akufanelekile. Futhi ekukhanyeni okubandayo, okungathetheleli umhlaba wangempela, kunalokho sivala indaba yamaSkids ekubukeni kwakhe kokugcina okwaziwayo ku-Q-Transformers. Hewu. Qamba ukwehliswa okukhulu. Hhayi ukuthi kukhona okungahambi kahle nge-Q-Transformers! Zimnandi kakhulu zingenangozi! Ngikuthokozela impela ukungqubuzana kwabo okuhle ngokungafani kahle kwama-super-squat kanye nalesi sibhakabhaka esiluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka iSuzuki luthandeka ngokungajwayelekile kepha iqiniso lokuthi LOKHU ukumelelwa okwedlule komhlaba wangempela kwama-Skids - akusizwakali njengolaka lokugcina? 'ICos ngenkathi abafowabo abaningi, njengoProwl no-Ironhide, benazo zonke izinhlobo zokuvuselelwa nobuciko futhi muva nje, izibalo ezimbili ezi-cool-ass hyper-modern mainline, EACH, ezinyangeni eziyi-18 ezedlule, KANYE Q-Transformers, I-Skids isanda kukhishelwa esimweni eseyintsha ye-cameo, ekhishwe kuwo wonke ama-toyline ajwayelekile anamuhla, hamba endaweni ethile yokwenziwa kukaHasbro. Futhi ngokwethembeka, kuwukukhohlisa ukuthi umfana owaqala waba ngumuntu onjalo onobuntu obuhlukile uvunyelwe ukuma kanjena! Woza! Ngabe umndeni wanamuhla we-Autobot ubungeke uzwe sengathi usumatasa ngokuphelele nge-supermini encane eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ohambeni? Kepha ngalesi sikhathi ngibona sengathi akukaze kwenzeke, ngoba ama-Skids kubonakala engalingani. Akapholile ngokwanele. Akathengiseki ngokwanele. Wayengasoze abe njengo-badass njengoSideswipe, noma abe nesitayela njengoSunstreaker, noma njengesithonjana esisheshayo njengeW Wheeljack. Lapho kunezinye eziningi, izinhlamvu ezipholile ezingabeki futhi ukukhanya okukhulu kakhulu ukuzungeza, kanjani isazi semfundiso yenkolo esingekho ukuthi kufanele sihambisane namaDinobots? Ungomunye nje umfana. Akayena omunye umfana; ungomunye umfana. Indodana ekhohliwe eqondile ye-G1. Kepha mhlawumbe kufanele kube njalo amaSkids! Mhlawumbe isizathu sokuthi angaveli kaningi ukuthi akudingeki. Ngoba lokhu kubukeka okuncane okusakazekile okungafaneleki kumnikeza i-undergog swagger ethile futhi mhlawumbe lokho kubaluleke kakhulu kunokuvuselelwa kabusha minyaka yonke njenge-Combiner, noma i-Headmaster, noma amandla we-prime. Ama-Skids angahle abe ngusanta oshaya ukhiye ophansi ongaphansi kakhulu futhi mhlawumbe yimina odinga ukukuhlonipha lokho! Kuthiwani uma NGIYINKINGA!? Yimina !? Ngabe ngingumuntu othanda inkani onenkani ongathandeki engihlala ngihlekisa ngaye obheka izibonelelo ezizungezile bese ecasulwa 'cos akakwazi ukuba nento eyodwa eqonde ngqo ayifunayo? "Uuhh, Hasblow!" Akusimina! Ingabe kunjalo? Bheka, kusobala ukuthi ubuka umlingiswa omthandayo alwela ukuthola indawo yakhe futhi kungokwemvelo ukufuna impumelelo nokwamukelwa okujwayelekile kubo, kepha mhlawumbe akukaze kwenzeke kumaSkids hhayi ngenxa yokuphathwa kabi noma ukungakwazi ukusebenza kahle, kodwa ngoba lokho kuyimpilo. Akuwona wonke umuntu ophumelelayo. Futhi mhlawumbe yilokho zonke lezi zindaba ebezama ukungitshela zona sonke lesi sikhathi: iqhaza likaSkids kukho konke lokhu ukuthi kube yilona esilahlekelayo. Ukukhohlwa. Futhi mhlawumbe kuphezu kwami ​​manje ... ... ukumyeka ahambe. Cha! Hasbro, ngifunga uNkulunkulu, ngifuna amaTransformers Kingdom Deluxe Class Skids etafuleni lami ngoLwesihlanu! UTonton, ngiyazi ukuthi unayo, KUFANELE ungixhumane. Hawu mfana! Kwakumnandi lokho! Sibonga kakhulu kuwo wonke umuntu ongixhumanise nama-Skidses: lokho yi-Opsimathics, uJolene, uChris ngaphesheya kokubuyekezwa kweRodimus Minor, kanye nomuntu ogama lakhe linguJames! Futhi-ke ukumemeza okukhulu kwePatrony ku-Adam Skarnes ngokweseka lo mbukiso. Wenze konke kungenzeka, mntanami! Kulungile! Kuningi okusamele kwenziwe. Ukubamba ku-flipside! Qiniseka ukuthi ubhalisela ezinye izibuyekezo zeThew's Awesome Transformers. Isikhalazo esilinganiselwe, sigcine singokoqobo.

I-SKIDS: I-Autobot engahlonishwa kakhulu

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<text sub="clublinks" start="11.36" dur="5.241"> Ngakho-ke thatha isandla sami njengoba namuhla sikhokha intela ebidingeka kakhulu ku-Autobot ethile ebulawa indlala</text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="23.24" dur="6.252"> Yebo bangani, le yindaba engapheli yama-Autobot afterthought Skids, lelo khabethe elihlanganisiwe ngokumangalisayo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="29.492" dur="3.468"> ovame ukwedluliselwa kumathoyizi amasha nezindima ezintsha.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="32.96" dur="5.777"> Lesi sod esibi besikade sineTransformers kusukela ezinsukwini zaso zokuqala kepha namanje asinakwa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="38.738" dur="4.302"> - kodwa hhayi kule ndlu! Okwanamuhla, ama-Skids athola okufanele - Isitayela seThew!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="43.56" dur="5.36"> Ngakho-ke, endaweni yonke, uSkidward omdala ompofu lapha wayengasetshenziswa kabuhlungu kwimidiya yakudala</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="48.92" dur="5.717"> ukuthi ubukhona bakhe bonke babuyisidlakela esinokuthula kuze kube yilapho ekugcineni eshayisa amagxathu akhe eminyakeni engamashumi amathathu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="54.637" dur="0.662"> Kuyafana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="55.299" dur="5.341"> Ngiqonde ukuthi, kukhona yini akwenzile ku-G1? Njengaye, wabonakala esikrinini, kepha wayeyisibukeli nje impela</text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="68.575" dur="4.705"> Ngenkathi ephrintiwe, kungenzeka ukuthi udume kakhulu ngokuthola ibhavu lesiponji elinensipho eyinqaba</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="73.28" dur="4.48"> kodwa ukuphela kwento ake wayenza engikhumbulayo ukuthi kwaba yileso sikhathi yena, eh, waqhuma wangakhohlwa.</text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="84.8" dur="4.32"> Lokho wukuthi, ekuqaleni kweminyaka yama-80s, iqembu laseHasbro lalinomsebenzi omkhulu kangaka ezandleni zabo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="89.12" dur="6.56"> enezinhlamvu eziningi kangaka zokuthuthukisa nokumaketha, futhi amaSkids ngaso sonke isikhathi bekubonakala nje ukuthi kunguyena ozokwehla ngemifantu.</text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="113.418" dur="7.197"> Futhi kuyiphazamisa impela imbongolo yami ukuthi ubeyinto engelutho, 'cos for me, G1 Skids is kalula enye yezimoto zokuqala ezinhle kakhulu ze-Autobot!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="120.64" dur="1.584"> Ngingumfana friggin 'sina. Okuphezulu okungu-3!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="122.224" dur="4.976"> 'Cos kuhlole! Lesi yisibalo esihle esithatha leyo design quintessential carformer -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="127.2" dur="2"> isifuba, iminyango yamaphiko, konke ukushaya -</text>
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<text sub="clublinks" start="152.355" dur="6.365"> Akanikezi ngqo amandla weqhawe le-badass ngobude bakhe obuyinqaba bomlenze nezingalo ezingenamikhono</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="158.72" dur="3.36"> kodwa lokho kumenza abe mncane kunontanga yakhe? Le yincwadi yokufunda G1!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="162.08" dur="5.12"> Njengokuthi, unesitaki esidingekayo sezikhali zesiliva kanye nesiqalisi se-rocket engingaqiniseki ukuthi wake wasebenza,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="167.2" dur="4.141"> ukuzwelana nokuzwakalisa ukuzwelana, futhi usamnandi naphezu kwalokho.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="171.341" dur="3.539"> Yilokho esikuthandayo nge-G1! Lokhu kungokoqobo njengoba kuthola!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="174.88" dur="5.657"> I-Skids i-livin 'ukuthi igagasi lokuqala' le-80s kitsch life futhi ayidingi ukuthi umqinisekise.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="181.394" dur="2"> Kepha ngiyakwenza. Mtshele ukuthi muhle.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="185.273" dur="0.5"> Yisho.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="192.184" dur="3.516"> Inguquko - njengendoda - ayinakuphikiswa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="195.7" dur="4.795"> Uhlobo oluhle futhi oluyinkimbinkimbi lwe-crumplestiltskids uhlobo lwendaba</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="200.495" dur="4.294"> ngomsebenzi wesiginesha ohlukile engithanda ukuwubiza ngokuthi yi-head flap hood flip!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="204.789" dur="4.557"> Njengokuthi, amabhonethi ebhobhothi ayavuleka futhi ikhanda elincane le-robo lizungeza futhi lisonge</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="209.346" dur="3.294"> yingakho engenayo leyo ntamo embi engenalutho enziwa abaningi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="212.64" dur="2.24"> Kuyisinyathelo esinamandla, futhi konke kungokwakhe!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="214.88" dur="4.32"> Futhi le modi ye-Honda City Turbo alt iyisikhulu esincane esijabulisayo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="219.2" dur="6.08"> Bheka, uyazi ukuthi ngingu-sucker we-chunky blue minobile, futhi i-Skids iyona eqatha kunazo zonke.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="225.28" dur="3.07"> Kumane kungincibilike, ndoda, kufana nobuthakathaka bami obuqondile.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="228.35" dur="5.747"> 'ICos, kulungile, kusukela endaweni yokubuka yokuhlola ithoyizi evuthiwe inamathayi enjoloba kanye ne-rubsign</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="234.097" dur="2.383"> nentwana yokufa okufiswa ngabaqoqi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="236.48" dur="6.88"> futhi iminyango yokusebenza kanye ne-boot kuyenza ibe nobuchwepheshe obugcwele ngokugcwele kunezimoto eziningi zesimanje ze-Autobot zaleso sikhathi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="243.36" dur="2.862"> kepha ngaphakathi ngimane ngiyi-screamin 'ngenjabulo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="246.222" dur="5.138"> Ngifuna ukuyanga le nto usuku lonke! Ngifuna ukuyiphathisa ekhanda njenge-hamster bese ngiyondla ngomisiwe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="251.36" dur="5.44"> Ngithakathiwe. Umhlaba awuthandani kanjani nale nto !? Kungenzeka kanjani ukuthi singabi nama-50 alokhu?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="256.8" dur="7.84"> Angazi. Ngicabanga ukuthi ayifani nemoto yezemidlalo e-sexy noma iselula yempi ye-badass. Ngicabanga ukuthi yingakho benikeze lena i-backstory eyisicefe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="264.64" dur="5.08"> 'ICos uma usebenza' neqembu lezinqola ezinkulu zabokufika ezesabekayo, ngubani ongathanda ukuba yi-hatchback engenabungozi?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="269.72" dur="5.164"> Ukubukeka okunje ngeke kukwenze ube yi-megastar kepha nakanjani kwenza amaSkids azizwe egxile ngokwengeziwe empeleni</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="274.884" dur="3.16"> futhi yilokho engikufunayo kunarobhothi efihlekile.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="278.044" dur="4.516"> Kungaba khona ezine ezipakwe emgwaqeni wami njengamanje futhi bengingeke ngiphakamise ishiya elingabonakali!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="282.56" dur="8.186"> Le runabout encane ehlelekile iyindlela nje ehleleka kalula kunezingane ezipholile eziphenduka zibe, njengeLamborghinis yesikhala, nemoto eyodwa yomjaho.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="290.746" dur="3.494"> Ukuzifihla okuhle, bafana, nizohlangana phakathi. Aniyibonanga iDrayivu?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="294.24" dur="2.71"> Doot-de-doot-de-doooo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="296.95" dur="4.256"> Ooh, i-Adorable Tiny Car Mode Doot-de-Doo, lokho ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="301.6" dur="1.92"> IMAKHISHINI!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="303.52" dur="7.264"> Ngakho-ke, uyabona ukuthi ngiqonde ukuthini? Ama-Skids ayinkanyezi ebunyeni bodwa enomklamo oyingqayizivele futhi ithoni yenhliziyo eqotho ye-Autobot</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="310.784" dur="4.736"> futhi mhlawumbe nguyena onguDiacloney obekezela kunabo bonke abafana bemoto abangenisiwe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="316.92" dur="6.352"> Ngiqonde ukuthi, ubengasetshenziswanga kakhulu kumaTransformers kangangokuthi kucabanga ukuthi kungokwemvelo ukucabanga ngalokhu njengethoyizi leDiaclone!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="323.272" dur="4.855"> Mhlawumbe ngibuka izisekelo eziningi kakhulu, i-Toy Galaxy eningi kakhulu - uma kukhona into enjalo -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="328.127" dur="7.412"> kodwa ngikwazi ukuyibona kalula le toy scootin 'ezungeze enye yalezo zindawo ezithandekayo zesibhakabhaka-esibhakabhakeni ezisetha isikhangiso esithile se-Takara TV</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="335.539" dur="3.725"> kune ... ama-shootin 'lasers eDecepticons? Akakwenzi lokho.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="339.264" dur="7.026"> Kepha nangakho konke lokho engqondweni, lokhu kusengokwami, ithoyizi lokugcina elisemthethweni lama-Skids ebelibukeka noma lizwakala njenge-Skids</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="346.29" dur="6.044"> 'Ngisho ezweni eligxile ekukhunjweni, iSkids ayikaze ikwazi ukubuya okunenjongo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="352.334" dur="6.38"> Ngiqonde ukuthi, kube nezingane ezimbalwa ezintsha zeSkids, kepha zonke kube yizincazelo ezisindayo noma ezinjengamahlumela angaqondakali.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="359.202" dur="6.878"> Thatha isibonelo Amarobhothi Afihle i-Skid-Z, ngubani ... kulungile, kusobala ukuthi akuyona indoda efanayo, kepha unegama, uhlobo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="366.08" dur="2"> Yini leyo, Skid-Zuh?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="368.08" dur="1.643"> I-Skid-Zee?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="369.723" dur="1.157"> I-Skid-Zed?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="370.88" dur="1.6"> Hlobo luni lwegama le-Gobot-ass lelo?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="372.48" dur="1.508"> Woza, Phumula-Q!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="373.988" dur="4.637"> Kepha bheka, i-RID Skid-Z lapha nakanjani ibinento ephelele, ukuvula ukusebenza okuhle</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="378.625" dur="6.996"> Njenge-turbo-revvin 'i-punk encane enomlutha wokugijimisa umjaho' cos wahlola ngephutha isipoki somshayeli weFormula 1 !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="385.621" dur="1.579"> Mhlawumbe i-Skid-Z ihanjisiwe!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="387.885" dur="0.5"> Okukhazimulayo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="388.385" dur="3.935"> Ngakho-ke uZedhead lapha ngokusobala akahlangene neHondabot yethu ethobekile -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="392.32" dur="4.379"> ungaphezulu kakhulu kwe-Mirage-a-like, ngokususelwa kwinani leMachine Wars Mirage</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="396.699" dur="2.821"> nakho okwakususelwa ekwakhiweni okukhanseliwe kusuka ku-G2.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="399.52" dur="7.64"> Kwakunokuningi kwalokho emuva ngaleso sikhathi - RID, Machine Wars, Robot Masters, Beast Wars II - bonke babengama-drippin 'nge-G2 overspill.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="407.16" dur="3.011"> Kepha lezo bekuyizibalo ezithile eziqinile, ndoda! Bebafanele isenzo esithile!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="410.171" dur="5.033"> Bebehlekisa, kuningi abebengakusiza, futhi bebengakathandani nhlobo iminyaka emihlanu noma eyisi-6.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="416.068" dur="0.732"> Isimo esikhulu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="416.8" dur="7.293"> Noma kunjalo, imodi ye-robot ingahle ibe nohlobo olungenazinwele futhi enesikhwama ngesifuba somjaho omkhulu kanye nezitho zomzimba ezingathandeki</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="424.093" dur="7.085"> kodwa namanje ulungile, uhlobo, futhi ubheka ngqo phezulu kule swidi egqamile ye-magenta ecwebezelayo, itiye lensimbi,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="431.96" dur="6.44"> ne-beige epholile engathathi hlangothi okungenzeka noma engakaze ibe mhlophe ngokushaya ngamandla kwepayipi lokukhanya lasezulwini!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="438.4" dur="6.728"> Futhi ekubeni eyingane ye-G2 ekhathazeke ngokweqile, ngokwemvelo wakhiwe ngalesi sigaxa se-ace little flipchange automorph lever</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="445.128" dur="3.938"> maqondana nale modi ye-F1 evuthayo, okusobala ukuthi kunobuhle obuthile!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="449.066" dur="4.23"> Yibheke nge-cruisin 'grooves yayo ebushelelezi nama-chops racing chops!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="453.296" dur="7.026"> Futhi angifuni uma kungimi nje, kepha kukhona okuthile mayelana nalokhu okuzizwa kungama-50s anemibala kinda cream soda kanye neribhoni yeCoca-Cola,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="460.54" dur="1.019"> njengokuntanta kweCoke,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="461.559" dur="4.23"> i-flashin 'i-classic Chevy fender bulge enezitayela zamaphiko ezibanzi kabili!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="465.789" dur="1.891"> Lokhu kufana 'nokuthokozela' namuhla!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="467.68" dur="4.766"> Ngoba ngokuzayo lapho igama likaSkid-Z lizovela ngemuva kokuthi lo mfana ekwi-Armada Mini-con.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="472.446" dur="1.554"> Futhi shitty, futhi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="474" dur="6.669"> Njengokuthi, ngemuva kokuphelelwa yimibono ngamathoyizi wangempela e-Armada, bagcina sebekhipha inqwaba yezikhumbuzo zeBeast Wars Transmetal</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="480.669" dur="4.771"> ukukhulisa amagagasi akamuva, kanti iSkid-Z kwakuyigama abalishaya ngeMini-con kuphela</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="485.44" dur="3.427"> - enye ye-Mini-cons EBILI abayiphonsa nenye yalezo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="488.867" dur="3.133"> Khuluma nge-slummin 'it! Okuningi njenge-Skid-Z-List.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="492" dur="8.48"> Ngakho-ke sizodlula kulokho futhi esikhundleni salokho siqhubekele phambili ekubuyeni okuphumelelayo okuyiSkids kokuqala kubhodi yakhe eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka e-Alternators / Binaltech</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="500.48" dur="2.416"> - umugqa omubi kakhulu bawubiza ngokuthi kabili -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="502.896" dur="5.264"> okuthi, njengoba singazange sikuhlanganise kudala lokho, bekuyizinto zokuqala zemvuselelo ye-G1 kusukela maphakathi no-2000.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="508.16" dur="7.68"> Lokhu bekungukuqala kabusha kuka-1984, ngakho-ke bekufanele kube yindawo ekahle yokuthi amaSkids angene futhi afake indawo yakhe kumaligi amakhulu!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="515.84" dur="3.506"> Kepha njengoba ngizonda ukukusho, ubebukeka njengehlaya?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="519.346" dur="3.16"> 'Cos bheka le nto enegazi! Kuyinto enhle kangaka!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="522.506" dur="5.494"> Kuvele nje kudilize futhi kudilize ngohlobo lomzimba wesisu sesisu olungajwayelekile</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="528" dur="4"> ezinciphisa izingalo zakhe ezixakile nesibhamu esincane esidabukisayo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="532.44" dur="4.52"> Kepha noma kunjalo, kuyinto enhle kakhulu! Yisho okufunayo, lo ngumshini obucayi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="536.96" dur="6.08"> Uthole lelo bhomu le-Binaltech elicace bha, eliqoshwe kahle nge-visual bang,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="543.04" dur="3.992"> i-handfeel e-heftily enenhliziyo enhle nobunjiniyela be-labyrinthine</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="547.032" dur="6.728"> ngalawo ma-headlgihts asemthethweni nobhampa ononya, imichilo esindayo yamahlombe amnyama nokuqondisa okusebenzayo njalo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="553.76" dur="3.501"> Futhi, imilenze iyisigaxa njenge-shit, kepha bayaphila kakhulu!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="557.261" dur="5.939"> Uthole lawa ma-bumpers amakhulu we-shin, amathanga esiliva anamahloni anezipikili zamadolo amnyama,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="563.2" dur="4"> futhi lezi zicathulo ze-trumpzium ezi-dumpy zihle ngendlela engajabulisi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="567.2" dur="2"> Kubeke ngale ndlela - uzoyikhohlwa kanjani le nto?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="569.2" dur="8.24"> I-chungus engenakuqhathaniswa e-clumpy-ass enamandla kakhulu ene-Autobot energy emangalisayo futhi ngeke ize inganakwa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="589.6" dur="3.84"> Lokho kufanele kube ngolunye lwezinguquko ezikude kakhulu, ndoda.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="593.44" dur="2.981"> Njengaye, noma kumfana waseBinal, lokhu kuyisicefe esixakile!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="596.421" dur="6.459"> Isifunda sakhe sonke se-boob siyathula futhi selulekela ngaphandle ngenduku ikhanda lakhe kwenye induku,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="602.88" dur="5.539"> ngokoqobo i-everythig iyaphenduka futhi ijikeleze bese izingalo zayo zingena ngemuva kwentamo yakhe !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="608.419" dur="6.847"> Ngokwethembeka, uma uzibheka ungumthandi weTransformer, kufanele uyihlole mathupha le nto okungenani kanye, ukuze kwenziwe ucwaningo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="615.266" dur="5.054"> Kepha yebo, nansi indlela uBinaltech akhethe ngayo ukuvuselela ama-Skids amadala njengengane e-hulking Toyota.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="620.32" dur="6.312"> U-Y'all uyazi ukuthi uBinaltech uyaphila futhi uyafa ngezindlela zakhe zemoto, futhi uthanda, noma ngabe le moto imile futhi ingavumi kanjani,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="626.632" dur="3.219"> umsebenzi abawenze bawuguqula waba yiTransformer? Ishaye!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="629.851" dur="6.08"> Njengokuyihlola, ifakwe kahle iminyango emine esebenza kahle, ibhonethi yenjini elumayo,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="635.931" dur="3.235"> nengaphakathi elibukeka njengendawo enhle ebandayo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="639.166" dur="6.274"> Kufanele ngikhulume - izihlalo zakhe zangaphambili zavela ngasikhathi sinye futhi angikwazi nje ukuzibuyisela lapho impilo yami, ngakho-ke bayisengezo manje.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="645.44" dur="8.16"> Futhi ngibonga amaZulu ukuthi nguyena uTakara onaleso siminyaminya-imbongolo efile futhi ngaphandle kwalawo malangabi omlilo anyantisayo eSmash-Mouth-ass.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="653.6" dur="1.732"> Ukugqwala kwesihlathi lapho. Ibhonasi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="655.332" dur="7.868"> Ngiphinde ngibe nomuzwa wokuthi angisho ukuthi okuthile ngalokhu kunuka kahle i-Ironhide, owayengabonakali ngokusobala kubalingisi be-Alternators</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="663.2" dur="4.8"> futhi le nqola enamahloni nesigqoko sokuzivikela esiyindilinga bekungamlingana kahle</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="668" dur="5.479"> kepha ngicabanga ukuthi mhlawumbe abakwaToyota baphikelela ngombala oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ngakho-ke bamkhipha ngeSkids ngomzuzu wokugcina?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="673.479" dur="4.379"> Angikwazi lokho empeleni, kepha lokho kuzojwayeleka ngendlela iSkids ephathwe ngayo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="677.858" dur="5.342"> Ngiqonde ukuthi, upondo wephawundi, mhlawumbe leli ithoyizi elingcono kakhulu lamaSkids ake aba khona, futhi uma kwenzeka kuphela ngesiqubu,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="683.2" dur="5.44"> njengesixazululo sokugcina ukufeza isibopho sangaphandle, lokho kungaba yindlela efanelekile yamaSkids!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="688.64" dur="1.762"> UFatshame uma kufanele - lokhu kuyisithonjana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="690.402" dur="4.409"> Ngakho-ke zonke izinto ezicatshangwayo, ngizizwa sengathi iBinaltech Skidneybean empeleni ibambelela kahle!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="694.811" dur="8.096"> Leso sikhathi sonke sasine-vibe enjalo, ndoda. Njengokuthi, bekubukeka kumnandi kakhulu ukubuyisa amaTransformer emphefumulweni wawo wokuqala wezimoto,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="702.907" dur="3.368"> yakhiwe ngokucace bha ngothando, futhi i-friggin 'yayisho!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="707.364" dur="1.276"> Bese kwenzeka ama-movie.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="709.16" dur="6.04"> Manje, njengoba nginemizwa exubile kakhulu ngamabhayisikobho, ngizohlala ngivikela ifilosofi yokuklama.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="715.2" dur="4.8"> 'ICos akukaze kube ngokuphelele kulokho engikuthandayo kepha bengikwazi njalo ukuthola izinto kuyo engikuthandayo,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="720.038" dur="3.606"> kuyisici somkhiqizo abantu abaningi abasithanda ngokweqiniso,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="723.648" dur="4.676"> isebenza ngokwedlulele, futhi inikwe amandla ezezimali ezinye izindawo ze-franchise ukuchuma.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="728.324" dur="5.116"> Ufuna ukwenza iTitan Class Scorponok yenzeke, kufanele uthengise ngamacala ambalwa amaBumblebees, kulungile? Siyakwazi lokhu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="733.44" dur="8.335"> Futhi njengokuthi, njengoba nginyanya umqondo we #NotMyTransformers, lokhu akuwona ama-Skids ami kakhulu. Awufuni ukubona ama-Skids ami.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="741.775" dur="4.465"> Futhi akufani nokuthi ahlangane ngalutho nalesi Skids! Njengoba sibonile - igama nje. Singabelana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="746.24" dur="3.933"> Angiyena u-tryna ukuba ngumfana "owonakalise ubuntwana bami". Vele, le nsizwa iyamunca!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="750.173" dur="5.347"> 'ICos angazi lutho ngawe, kepha kimi, ngama-movie bots, kuhlale kunalowo mbhoshongo omncane ka- "hm, akusikho ukuthi ubukeka kanjani!"</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="755.52" dur="1.197"> "Ratchet awuhlaza!"</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="756.717" dur="4.439"> Kepha iningi labo, akunzima kangako ukwamukela. Thanda, uSoundwave akabukeki ngempela njengoSoundwave,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="761.156" dur="3.963"> kodwa wenza izinto zokuxhumana ezibucayi, unezipikha kuye, okusebenzayo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="765.119" dur="4.641"> Futhi nalabo ababelana ngegama nje, akunzima kangako ukwehlukanisa lo mfana nalowo mfana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="769.76" dur="3.2"> Njengokuthi, lokho akuyona iHot Rod njengoba ngimazi, kodwa kulungile! Ake sibone ukuthi unani!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="772.96" dur="2"> Kepha ngama-Skids kufana kakhulu,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="775.2" dur="0.971"> f ** k wena.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="776.171" dur="5.331"> Ungumlingiswa oyisimungulu ocasulayo ngamabomu kwi-movie yezimfudu ecasulayo ngokulinganayo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="781.502" dur="7.65"> ngomklamo owesabekayo owenziwe ngamabomu nangamazwi obandlululo futhi kusobala ukuthi bamqamba ngokuthi "Izikhumba" NGOBA kuzwakala njengokushaywa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="789.152" dur="4.448"> Lolo uhlobo lwebanga eliphansi esisebenza kulo lapha. Okuphansi kunabo bonke abasebusweni.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="793.6" dur="2"> Kepha ithoyizi alilibi, njengoba lihamba!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="795.6" dur="5.955"> 'Ngokuvamile iCos, Impindiselo yamathoyizi Awile yayinhle kakhulu! Njengokuthi, yenziwe kahle, inemininingwane eminingi futhi inothile,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="801.555" dur="4.525"> itatazela ngokubukeka futhi iyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu, kepha yilokho abukeka ngakho!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="806.08" dur="4.944"> Ukucacisa kulungile, unezinhlekisa ezithile ezingenamsebenzi kodwa ezingabonakali ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="811.568" dur="2"> (ehleka) woza bo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="816.739" dur="1.465"> (amasondo)</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="818.24" dur="5.003"> ... futhi njengoba kunokwethenjelwa kubenzi bamafilimu, imodi yemoto empeleni i-snazzy enhle. Ine-snazz.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="823.243" dur="5.479"> Kepha inkinga ngaleli thoyizi ukuthi ithoyizi lomlingiswa eliyilo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="828.722" dur="3.678"> Ngiyamzonda nje. Bheka ubuso bakhe. Shintsha lo mfana.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="832.4" dur="7.44"> Angikaze ngicabange ukuthi lokhu kungukuthatha kwasendle, kepha amaSkids neMudflap empeleni angenye yamaphuzu aphansi kuwo wonke umlando wamaTransformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="839.84" dur="4.885"> Futhi umgibeli wangempela ukuthi LEZI Skids zinobukhona obukhulu kakhulu kunama-Skids engiwathandayo -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="844.725" dur="6.639"> isikhathi esengeziwe sesikrini, amathoyizi amaningi ngokwengeziwe - okwenza le dipshit snotgoblin inguqulo evelele yamaSkids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="851.364" dur="3.356"> Futhi yena IZIKHUNDLA EZIKHULU! Ufana nesikhohlakali samaSkids!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="854.72" dur="2.88"> UFriggin 'Jolt wenza ama-Skids angcono kune-Skids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="857.6" dur="8.185"> Ungumqondo ophelele wazo zonke izinkinga ama-movie ayezihluziwe futhi azikhulisa futhi azithela phansi ngandlela thile</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="865.785" dur="5.095"> futhi sijojowe ngqo emgodini wakho wobuchopho futhi sonke siphelelwe ulwazi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="870.88" dur="1.6"> Hm! Kusese iphuzu elibuhlungu, ngokusobala.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="872.48" dur="5.76"> Qagela ukuthi kufanele siphonse kafushane kule nguqulo yekilasi leLegion ku-cybergoth deco yakhe engabonakali kakhulu evela ku-Dark of the Moon</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="878.24" dur="4.8"> lapho, kulokho okwakungavunywa ukuthi ukunyakaza kwamaSkids kakhulu, wakhishwa kule filimu!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="883.04" dur="1.2"> Ahh, uyakuzonda ukukubona.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="884.844" dur="4.617"> Noma kunjalo, izinto zisheshe zathatha amaSkids lapho ephinda ebuyela ezimpandeni zakhe eziluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="890.102" dur="2.818"> esahlukweni sika-2013 seGenerations!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="892.92" dur="2.486"> Manje, uyangazi. Izizukulwane ziyijamu yami!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="895.4" dur="1.4"> I-Movieverse yi-marmalade yami!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="896.8" dur="1.108"> Izilwane zeBeast ezami</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="899.18" dur="0.82"> sibisi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="900" dur="4.48"> Ngakho-ke lokhu kungenye esikubukezile ngaleso sikhathi. Ungayibukeli, yividyo video. Ikhulile kabi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="904.48" dur="4.16"> Kepha ngaleso sikhathi, ngangikuthokozela kakhulu ukuqondiswa okwakubonakala ngathi iGenerations ingena!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="909.621" dur="6.219"> Njengokuthi, bebehamba ngesitayela se-IDW esinzima, besinabalandeli abangaphansi komhlaba abaphuma njengoJhiaxus noChromia,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="915.84" dur="4.6"> okuncane kwe-Armada neBeast Wars ohambeni, kwakungu-rad! Ngangilinde ukubona ukuthi iyaphi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="920.44" dur="2.44"> Futhi ukwenza iqiniso bekuyizinyanga ezimbili ezithokozisayo,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="922.88" dur="5.925"> ngoba ngaleso sikhathi amaPrime Wars angena akhipha konke nge-steam ku-G1 endala ejabulisa izixuku</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="928.805" dur="4.647"> okuyinto, engakwazi ukukhononda! Ngangizithanda izimpi zeNdunankulu. Ngithanda i-G1 ejabulisa izixuku. Ngisesixukwini.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="933.452" dur="5.271"> Kepha ukubuyela emuva okunjalo ngokungazelelwe kinda kushiye amaSkids noTrailcutter futhi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="939.037" dur="5.301"> ... leyonto iMini-con iphumele ngaphandle emakhazeni, 'manje sebephuma esixukwini, kepha ngezizathu ezingalungile!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="944.338" dur="3.982"> Lokhu akusabukeki njengokuhamba okuthokozisayo. Lesi yisibambiso!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="948.32" dur="2"> Futhi into ukuthi, ayilungile neze!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="950.32" dur="5.895"> Njengokuthi, ngisayithanda i-bouncy little supermini alt-mode, futhi kuhle njalo ukubona isenzo seHead Hood Flip Flap.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="956.215" dur="1.316"> Lokho kuyisiko lamaSkids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="957.531" dur="4.885"> Kepha, njenge, umbala awulungile neze. Izinyawo azinathemba! Amahlombe aqinisile!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="962.416" dur="6.762"> Ubuso buqonde ngqo bungahlali kahle futhi izibhamu zivela ngokweqile. Akumnandi nje kangako!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="969.178" dur="4.422"> Futhi kuyihlazo, 'cos lokhu kuzwakale njengekhefu elikhulu kuSkidney Poitier wakudala.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="973.6" dur="5.925"> Njengokuthi, ekugcineni wayengena ekugijimeni okuhle kumahlaya lapho athola khona izinyawo zakhe njengomuntu othanda ukuzijabulisa wase-amnesiac</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="979.525" dur="2.555"> ngamandla amakhulu eMegalearning!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="982.08" dur="0.781"> U-Friggin 'nerd.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="982.861" dur="5.926"> Kepha noma emugqeni wesikhathi lapho amaSkids afike khona amangalisa, usalokhu egcina ngokuphela okonakalisayo, lapho -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="988.787" dur="3.13"> kulungile, abaphangi ku-3, 2, 1 ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="991.917" dur="8.563"> waba namahloni ngaye kangangokuthi umphefumulo wakhe waqhuma wabe esethula ngokuthula wafa, ebheke phansi, ekhasa ngesisu</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1000.48" dur="6.52"> bese umngane wakhe amthanda kunabo bonke endaweni yonke wasusa zonke izinkumbulo zakhe ngaye ngokuhlinzwa ngokuhlinzwa !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1007" dur="4.36"> (uyabubula) Ngakho-ke ake ngikuthole lokhu kahle - akuzange nje kuphela ukuthi ama-Skids afe ngaphandle kwesizathu,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1011.36" dur="6.56"> kwakuyini? Okuthile mayelana ne-buff yesikhashana yeqembu ababengayidingi ngempela ngoba uMegatron wayekhona futhi unamandla?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1017.92" dur="4.64"> Hhayi lokho kuphela, kodwa-ke benze isiqephu sonke sokulandelela sokuthi akekho noyedwa owanikela ngesankahlu!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1022.56" dur="3.52"> Yeka ukuthi umlingani wakhe omkhulu aphume kanjani ukuze anganiki lutho!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1026.08" dur="2.387"> Ngenza lula ngokweqile, kepha yilokho okwenzekile.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1028.467" dur="2.573"> Njengokuthi - ingabe izindleko zeSkids zibamba ikhefu?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1031.04" dur="7.04"> Ngabe indawo yonke iyamdelela lo mfana ukuthi noma yikuphi ukuphumelela okutholwayo kuhlangatshezwe ngokubulawa kungasekho?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1038.08" dur="3.68"> Ngaphandle kwemicabango yabantu !? Yini enye ongayenza kuye?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1041.76" dur="4.111"> Ngabe ufuna ukuqeda ngamunye wama-molecule akhe ngenkathi sikuso !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1045.871" dur="2.922"> Ngokwethembeka, ukungahloniphi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1050.689" dur="1.167"> Kulungile, lokho ukuphela kwabaphangi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1051.856" dur="1.704"> Nokho, sikuphi manje? Yini okusha?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1053.56" dur="3.88"> Yebo, ukwenza izinto obala ngokugcwele, empeleni bengibheja 'ukubheja kwami ​​okwenza le vidiyo kancane</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1057.44" dur="4"> ingxenye yami benginethemba lokuthi kungahle kube khona ama-Skids amasha avela ku-War For Cybertron trilogy</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1061.44" dur="4.141"> lokho kuzohambisana nobuciko besabelomali sayo sobuciko nobuhle berekhodi lomkhondo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1065.581" dur="6.899"> kepha ukubona njengokuthi yonke i-line-up ivezwe kanjani noma yavuza nganoma imuphi umthombo nge-nary a whiff of Skiddy ubuhle</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1072.48" dur="4.438"> lena kuseyinguqulo yakamuva ye-ol 'Steak neSkidney</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1076.918" dur="5.482"> futhi kwenzeka ukuthi kuqhamuke ephaketheni elifushane lesikhathi lapho konke kwakudaleke ngamabomu ihlobo elilodwa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1082.4" dur="6.381"> Angikwazi ukusangana ukuthi bazame okuthile okwehlukile, kepha sesiqhubekile. Sekuphele iminyaka engu-7! Wonke umuntu uthole ukwenzelwa okuthile!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1088.8" dur="3.2"> Chromia, friggin 'ukuphakamisa, Doubledealer, Springer!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1092" dur="3"> Wonke umuntu wayemthanda lowo Springer futhi wayesathola enye!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1095" dur="5"> Kepha hhayi ama-Skids! Sisenza ngalesi sipoki esiphelelwe yisikhathi segciwane.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1100" dur="8.013"> Angikholwa nje ukuthi manje sesibuyekeze izinguqulo ze-G1 ezijabulisa izixuku cishe zonke izinhlamvu ezake zaba khona ngaphandle kwamaSkids.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1108.013" dur="5.267"> Ngicabanga ukuthi iGenerations Skids iyithoyizi elifanele ukuba kulesi simo ngoba ngeke lime!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1113.28" dur="4.32"> 'ICos kokunye, njengomdali wokuqukethwe, ngithanda ukuthi amavidiyo ami afinyelele kwenye indawo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1117.6" dur="3.338"> Kufanele sinikeze umfana wethu ukunqoba okungaqondakali! Siyayidinga leyo nhlangano!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1120.938" dur="7.085"> Futhi ngalokho, nginovalo lokuthi kufanele sishiye umugqa wesikhathi osemthethweni futhi kunalokho singene ehlathini le-fanfic engenamalayisense!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1128.023" dur="1.417"> WoOoOoOoOoOo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1129.88" dur="6.64"> Yebo impela, beka phezulu uma uthanda i-Master X Series Savant kusuka ezilwaneni ezinamandla ezivela eceleni X-Transbots</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1136.52" dur="5.72"> engikulungele kahle ukubiza abaseduze esizoze sifinyelele ku-Masterpiece Skids!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1142.24" dur="7.76"> 'Cos hlola lokhu! I-XTB Savant isiqeshana esihle ngokumangalisayo esethula izinga lokunethezeka lokuqinisekisa impilo nomusa ongaphansi</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1150" dur="2.297"> lokho kudinga ukuthi ngikubhekise kuyo ngokuthi "ucezu".</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1152.297" dur="8.81"> Njengokuthi, zisuka nje kuzwakala kumangalisa esandleni! Inesisindo futhi iqine futhi iyashelela ngensimbi esindayo yeplastiki nensimbi enambithekayo lapho kufanele khona</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1161.107" dur="0.973"> - ngokungafani nalesi siteshi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1162.08" dur="5.628"> Amalunga aqinile futhi awusilika futhi ayaphendula futhi uNkulunkulu, umane abukeke emuhle kakhulu '!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1167.708" dur="7.888"> Iqiniso nje lokuthi kunekhwalithi enhle, isibalo sebanga labaqoqi sanoma yimuphi umlingisi onaleyo friggin 'workaday Honda hood yomzimba.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1175.596" dur="2"> Umphefumulo wami ugcwele kakhulu njengamanje!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1177.596" dur="5.124"> Kuyamangaza ukuthi akanaso isikwele se-signature hood kepha UTHOLE intamo engafanele ukuyifaka</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1182.72" dur="3.844"> kodwa noma yini! Uxolo! Angikuzwa ngale ngoma enhliziyweni yami!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1186.564" dur="6.223"> Kepha uma kufanele sikuhlaziye, futhi kufanele, lokhu ukubuyekeza, ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele ngithi imibala iyinhlanganisela ethokozisayo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1192.787" dur="3.213"> Njengokuthi unaleyo indigo ecwebezelayo ejulile ekhanyayo,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1196.856" dur="4.885"> eceleni kwalo mbukiso we-tamer TV oluyimpuphu oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, engicabanga ukuthi usebenza?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1201.741" dur="4.171"> Njengabo, kubo bonke abalingiswa abangaphandle, angazi noma ama-Skids ayedinga yini ukwelashwa kokudumisa ikhathuni.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1205.912" dur="2.728"> Akukho okubi okwenziwe! Ngisayithanda, kodwa ngabe bekufanele?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1208.64" dur="6.88"> Okuwukuphela kokuqoshwa kwangempela ongakufaka kusuka kupopayi kufana, izingalo eziphaphathekile nezinsimbi ezipholile ezinamabala amahlombe ezipholile,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1215.52" dur="4.29"> obude obungajwayelekile, ubuso obuncane obungenazo izici ezifana nephupho,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1219.81" dur="2.238"> futhi njengama ... amadolo ajijekile? Angazi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1222.048" dur="4.192"> Izikhali nazo zinesisindo esingajwayelekile futhi zombili zibukeka zingathandeki,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1226.241" dur="5.119"> njengale nto eyinqaba yamawele-zap laser pointer ebukeka sengathi kufanele ihambe ngesandla sakhe kepha ayi,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1231.36" dur="2.56"> ungabona nje sonke isandla sakhe ngayo,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1233.92" dur="2.72"> nalena enye nje isaka lonke futhi akukho shaft.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1236.64" dur="5.152"> Angazi. Luhlobo lwezikhali ze-sci-fi ezingasile okungenzeka ukuthi zilusizo ngandlela thile,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1241.792" dur="2.565"> kepha awusiye ozokhipha iBlitzwing, ba.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1244.357" dur="2.363"> Akuyona into enkulu kodwa! Kuyinto exakile nje.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1246.72" dur="6.56"> Njengokuthi, lesi yisibalo esinezinto eziningi ezincane, ezidingekile, ezinezinhlanhla, kepha akukho nokukodwa okuthinta ukuthi muhle kanjani!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1253.28" dur="2.32"> Kunginika konke. Ubukeka kuphela!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1255.6" dur="9.009"> Inezicabha ezimenyezelayo ezicwebezelayo namapistoni amancane ewindscreen, inama-brogue amakhulu abomvu nemicu eyenziwe ngekota yemoto,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1264.609" dur="3.13"> It has that kind of * kiss's chef *, yazi? Lokho kuhlelwa kahle.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1267.739" dur="2.684"> Lokho, i-erm ... yazi, i, u, inakho, u ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1270.423" dur="2.377"> [isingeniso sokudlala kwe "The Touch"]</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1272.8" dur="0.9"> Nah, kusobala kakhulu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1290.693" dur="7.055"> Izinguquko zingafinyeleleka ngokwedlulele, noma ngabe kunecala elincane lalowo muntu wesithathu ogcizelela ekunciphiseni ngokweqile.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1297.748" dur="6.732"> Njengokuthi, imilenze kanye ne-bod konke kunengqondo futhi kulula, ngakho-ke angiqiniseki ukuthi kungani izingalo kufanele zibe yinkimbinkimbi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1304.48" dur="5.2"> Kukhona konke, amathebhu amancane nezendlalelo ezimbili noma ezintathu zamapaneli azungeza izingalo zangaphambili</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1309.68" dur="1.902"> kodwa baby, uma ufika lapho !?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1311.582" dur="3.992"> Bheka, angifuni ukuthola i-hyperbolic ngapha. Ingxenye yesiqubulo sami ithi "keepin 'it real",</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1315.574" dur="4.26"> kepha lokhu kungaba yimodi yemoto yamaphupho ami!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1319.834" dur="3.686"> Lokho, angazi noma ngabe iyiHonda City Tubro enembile ngokuphelele -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1323.529" dur="6.711"> Angazi noma inayo yini leyo grille engajwayelekile, noma isiteringi sangakwesokudla nekhaphethi kaphethiloli ngemuva,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1330.24" dur="3.52"> kepha kubukeka njengama-Skids futhi kuyamangalisa!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1333.76" dur="5.36"> Kuseseyimoto efanayo ekhangayo ejabulisayo, ethokozisayo eyehlela phansi eMhlabeni, kepha ngaphezulu nje!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1339.12" dur="6.014"> Imane ikwazi ukukhuphula ngokuphelele i-vibe ngaphandle kokuyidlula ngokweqile noma ukufaka ama-nerdy kumahlaya.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1345.134" dur="5.106"> Bheka le nto. Kuhle kakhulu futhi kunesigaba. Kunothando oluningi nobuciko embukisweni</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1350.24" dur="5.76"> kusukela kulawo malambu anamehlo agqamile kuya ezibukweni zephiko lenjoloba ezingenakonakala kanye ne ... asspipe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1356" dur="5.985"> Kukunika lowo mzwelo wangempela wamasondo futhi i-paintjob yangifaka ukubhukuda olwandle lwe-indigo!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1361.985" dur="6.371"> Futhi bheka, ama-Skids kungenzeka angabi yi-Autobot ebanda kunazo zonke, kepha impela uvale imakethe eminyango ye-havin.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1368.356" dur="6.164"> Futhi hlola lokhu, lokhu kuyahlekisa. Sebemnike isithuthuthu esincane esigoqiwe esivela ezinsukwini zeDiaclone!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1374.52" dur="5.48"> Wayengenayo ngisho nalokhu kumaTransformers! Lokhu kufana ne-pre-G1. Lokhu yi-Pre-1!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1380" dur="2.56"> Lokho kungenzeka kusike kujule kakhulu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1382.56" dur="4.052"> Lokhu ukusikwa kujule kakhulu kangangokuba kwahamba kwaphumela ngaphesheya kolunye uhlangothi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1386.612" dur="2.188"> Lesi yisilonda sokusika esijulile.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1388.8" dur="3.19"> Ake ngikutshele ukuthi yini - hhayi umlandeli waleli bhokisi! Yebo, siya lapho.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1391.99" dur="5.806"> Njengokuthi, ngiyabonga ukuthi muhle futhi mncane futhi awumoshi noma iyiphi indawo yekhabethe, nemidwebo empeleni iyagula,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1398.36" dur="2.76"> kepha, Nkulunkulu, X-Transbots, qasha umklami!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1401.12" dur="2.297"> Amafonti amaningi kakhulu! Incane kakhulu! Kubi kabi!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1403.417" dur="3.783"> Yini le doti ohlekisayo-othandana-noKarencore!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1407.2" dur="2.8"> Kungani ungakwenza lokhu !? Kuyinto enhle! Kufanele -</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1410.12" dur="1.88"> Ngabe leyo ... yinja ye-Deathsaurus?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1412" dur="4.64"> Bheka, izinto ezingasho lutho eceleni, iX-Transbots Savant yinto enhle nje.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1416.64" dur="7.04"> Le yimakethe yamanani yabaqoqi eseduze engenaphutha enenani elilinganayo lokuzitika elilinganayo njengoMsebenzi wobuciko osezingeni eliphakeme!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1423.68" dur="4.498"> Lawa ama-Skids amahle kunawo wonke ake abukeka futhi ngiyahlonishwa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1428.178" dur="3.398"> Wena phansi nge-XTB? Yebo, uyangazi.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1431.869" dur="3.784"> [voiceover] Kepha ekugcineni, noma ngabe yinhle kangakanani, noma ingenza ngijabule kanjani,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1435.653" dur="5.907"> ingxenye yami iyazi ukuthi umsebenzi wenkampani ethile ekopisha umthetho okopa umthetho awubali ujack kumugqa wesikhathi osemthethweni.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1441.56" dur="4.664"> Konke bekuyiphupho. Ngaphandle. Akufanelekile.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1446.224" dur="6.758"> Futhi ekukhanyeni okubandayo, okungathetheleli umhlaba wangempela, kunalokho sivala indaba yamaSkids ekubukeni kwakhe kokugcina okwaziwayo</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1453.294" dur="2"> ku-Q-Transformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1455.294" dur="1.906"> Hewu. Qamba ukwehliswa okukhulu.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1457.2" dur="2.64"> Hhayi ukuthi kukhona okungahambi kahle nge-Q-Transformers!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1459.84" dur="5.885"> Zimnandi kakhulu zingenangozi! Ngikuthokozela impela ukungqubuzana kwabo okuhle ngokungafani kahle kwama-super-squat</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1465.725" dur="2.675"> kanye nalesi sibhakabhaka esiluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka iSuzuki</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1469.084" dur="2"> luthandeka ngokungajwayelekile</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1472.64" dur="7.531"> kepha iqiniso lokuthi LOKHU ukumelelwa okwedlule komhlaba wangempela kwama-Skids - akusizwakali njengolaka lokugcina?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1480.171" dur="5.628"> 'ICos ngenkathi abafowabo abaningi, njengoProwl no-Ironhide, benazo zonke izinhlobo zokuvuselelwa nobuciko</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1485.799" dur="7.481"> futhi muva nje, izibalo ezimbili ezi-cool-ass hyper-modern mainline, EACH, ezinyangeni eziyi-18 ezedlule, KANYE Q-Transformers,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1493.28" dur="6.847"> I-Skids isanda kukhishelwa esimweni eseyintsha ye-cameo, ekhishwe kuwo wonke ama-toyline ajwayelekile anamuhla,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1500.127" dur="2.684"> hamba endaweni ethile yokwenziwa kukaHasbro.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1505.52" dur="6.518"> Futhi ngokwethembeka, kuwukukhohlisa ukuthi umfana owaqala waba ngumuntu onjalo onobuntu obuhlukile</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1512.038" dur="2.042"> uvunyelwe ukuma kanjena!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1514.08" dur="7.04"> Woza! Ngabe umndeni wanamuhla we-Autobot ubungeke uzwe sengathi usumatasa ngokuphelele nge-supermini encane eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ohambeni?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1521.12" dur="7.055"> Kepha ngalesi sikhathi ngibona sengathi akukaze kwenzeke, ngoba ama-Skids kubonakala engalingani. Akapholile ngokwanele. Akathengiseki ngokwanele.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1528.175" dur="7.025"> Wayengasoze abe njengo-badass njengoSideswipe, noma abe nesitayela njengoSunstreaker, noma njengesithonjana esisheshayo njengeW Wheeljack.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1535.2" dur="5.361"> Lapho kunezinye eziningi, izinhlamvu ezipholile ezingabeki futhi ukukhanya okukhulu kakhulu ukuzungeza,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1540.561" dur="4.17"> kanjani isazi semfundiso yenkolo esingekho ukuthi kufanele sihambisane namaDinobots?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1544.731" dur="7.269"> Ungomunye nje umfana. Akayena omunye umfana; ungomunye umfana. Indodana ekhohliwe eqondile ye-G1.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1552" dur="5.44"> Kepha mhlawumbe kufanele kube njalo amaSkids! Mhlawumbe isizathu sokuthi angaveli kaningi ukuthi akudingeki.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1557.44" dur="5.43"> Ngoba lokhu kubukeka okuncane okusakazekile okungafaneleki kumnikeza i-undergog swagger ethile</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1562.87" dur="8.01"> futhi mhlawumbe lokho kubaluleke kakhulu kunokuvuselelwa kabusha minyaka yonke njenge-Combiner, noma i-Headmaster, noma amandla we-prime.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1570.88" dur="6.312"> Ama-Skids angahle abe ngusanta oshaya ukhiye ophansi ongaphansi kakhulu futhi mhlawumbe yimina odinga ukukuhlonipha lokho!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1578.36" dur="1.64"> Kuthiwani uma NGIYINKINGA!?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1580" dur="8.037"> Yimina !? Ngabe ngingumuntu othanda inkani onenkani ongathandeki engihlala ngihlekisa ngaye obheka izibonelelo ezizungezile bese ecasulwa</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1588.037" dur="5.426"> 'cos akakwazi ukuba nento eyodwa eqonde ngqo ayifunayo? "Uuhh, Hasblow!" Akusimina!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1593.85" dur="0.692"> Ingabe kunjalo?</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1594.542" dur="4.201"> Bheka, kusobala ukuthi ubuka umlingiswa omthandayo alwela ukuthola indawo yakhe</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1598.743" dur="3.487"> futhi kungokwemvelo ukufuna impumelelo nokwamukelwa okujwayelekile kubo,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1602.23" dur="4.771"> kepha mhlawumbe akukaze kwenzeke kumaSkids hhayi ngenxa yokuphathwa kabi noma ukungakwazi ukusebenza kahle,</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1607.001" dur="3.399"> kodwa ngoba lokho kuyimpilo. Akuwona wonke umuntu ophumelelayo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1610.4" dur="3.368"> Futhi mhlawumbe yilokho zonke lezi zindaba ebezama ukungitshela zona sonke lesi sikhathi:</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1613.768" dur="5.122"> iqhaza likaSkids kukho konke lokhu ukuthi kube yilona esilahlekelayo.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1619.455" dur="1.792"> Ukukhohlwa.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1622.12" dur="2"> Futhi mhlawumbe kuphezu kwami ​​manje ...</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1624.994" dur="1.167"> ... ukumyeka ahambe.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1628.522" dur="0.573"> Cha!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1629.095" dur="5.45"> Hasbro, ngifunga uNkulunkulu, ngifuna amaTransformers Kingdom Deluxe Class Skids etafuleni lami ngoLwesihlanu!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1634.545" dur="2.476"> UTonton, ngiyazi ukuthi unayo, KUFANELE ungixhumane.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1640" dur="3.812"> Hawu mfana! Kwakumnandi lokho! Sibonga kakhulu kuwo wonke umuntu ongixhumanise nama-Skidses:</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1643.812" dur="6.188"> lokho yi-Opsimathics, uJolene, uChris ngaphesheya kokubuyekezwa kweRodimus Minor, kanye nomuntu ogama lakhe linguJames!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1650" dur="5.39"> Futhi-ke ukumemeza okukhulu kwePatrony ku-Adam Skarnes ngokweseka lo mbukiso. Wenze konke kungenzeka, mntanami!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1655.39" dur="2"> Kulungile! Kuningi okusamele kwenziwe. Ukubamba ku-flipside!</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1658.483" dur="4.706"> Qiniseka ukuthi ubhalisela ezinye izibuyekezo zeThew's Awesome Transformers.</text>
<text sub="clublinks" start="1663.665" dur="2.476"> Isikhalazo esilinganiselwe, sigcine singokoqobo.</text>